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Login/Join to ParticipateKeeper of the Spitfire
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Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Its a hoax! Think it might have been brought up here before.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
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Location: North America, Mid West, USA
URBAN LAGEND!!!!!!!!
https://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm
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No, not real. The "claim" has been investigated dozens of times, and it's a hoax site. It's NOT REAL. There is NO NEED to pass it on.
Socks
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
those sick perverts will be doing it to watermelons next!
Hmmmm, a kitten in a watermelon inside a bottle. What an interesting idea....
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Phew
*wipes forehead*
I did kinda think it was a hoax, but... well, some things you just never know.
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Well, will you take a cat in a pint glass instead?
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Or a Brandy snifter, possibly?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Has to be better than a Guiness!
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Patrick, anything is better than guiness!
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
A little fuzzy on the taste, I'd imagine?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Never!!!
Love is the law.
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A little fuzzy on the taste, I'd imagine?
Yeah, but not only is it a drink with bite... claws too!
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Guinness is an acquired taste. Just not one I have acquired yet
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Thats because they keep all good stuff in dublin.
The people in cork couldnt take it so they invented Murphys.
Love is the law.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Really, so what about Belfast?!! Bass doesn't count as it's recycled toilet water.
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
The rest of ireland and the north has to suffer coz the dubs wont share the good stuff...
Love is the law.
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Selfish bastards.
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Don't complain. See, living in the USA there's a reason I'm a tea-toataler. The BEER HERE STINKS!!!!
And I live about an hour's drive form the place they make Miller Beer. And I get nausiated driving past it.
Well that and drinking beer has a tendancy to hurt like a... (I won't try to bypass swear filters, so add your own here) and causes me to pound tables in absolute pain for 30 minutes per sip...
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol, poor Americans. Maybe that's the reason there's so much chaos in the world?!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Galveston, TX, USA
geee, thanks Firepoise.
Beer in the states does taste like crap...I mean when the only way you can stand to drink it in the first place is because you ran out of everything else and are too drunk to notice a difference, ya that's bad. That's why I opt for a white russian or bloody mary these days if I really want something to drink. Usually, it's just a glass of water for me though. I think life is grand just sober, so I don't need anything to alter it.
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
If we were invading countries for beer, don't you think we'd go back to Germany or something? I mean Iraq isn't what I'd call a beer-rich nation.
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Sorry, everything I have posted in this thread has been simply to take the piss (for example, I don't really think people from Dublin are selfish bastards. Lovely Lisa lets Aidan and Steph and I stay at her house for free almost every weekend
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Written by: spritie
Beer in the states does taste like crap...
I realize this post is off topic but this whole thread seems to have gone off topic anyhow.
The big brands are crap, but to be fair there are some good microbrews (and I know saying so puts me at risk of sounding like an oh so precious beer snob but whatever
). The Lagunitas brewery in No.Cal makes a really good IPA and Pale Ale, and of course we have Anchor Steam here in SF, which a lot of people love but I prefer Sierra Nevada. All pretty decent beers. Better than Bud, that's for sure. Anyhow, taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
btw, by "Bud" I meant Budweiser. Not the other kind.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Ok, now it's all on topic!
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol, Blueboy, you're just an oh so precious beer snob!
Hehehehe. I don't drink beer. This may be why I don't like Guinness. I do drink vodka and orange though. Nice girly drink. Occassionally whiskey and rum. Spirits are grand
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
tee hee, just being lil' ol' snobby me.
But yes -- the grand spirits! I used to do vodka and orange but haven't since an unfortunate incident years ago. I'm with you on the whiskeys though -- I like bourbon particularly.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
member
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Location: the fascist states of amerika, USA
yeah yeah off topic but...Lagunitas Brown Shugga....mmmmmmmmmm
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ohhh... what's the unfortunate incident?!!
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Not much to tell really...let's just say I had a bit too much and, umm...couldn't keep it all down
ever since the smell of it makes my stomach do little flips
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol, I know that feeling.
But I love vodka and orange because it makes me feel less hungover the next day. I have a particularly gross vomiting story... but I don't think it's appropriate here. PM me if you really want the gory details
Anyways, I'm going home now, then I'm off for a fun-filled weekend, so I'll see you all next week
Take care xxx
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