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bairie fenlord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire


Posted:
once upon a time there was a little boy, a little girl and there pet monkey chong.

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
...but he couldnt decide: should he buy a talking parrot or just a little sparrow (actually, these were the cheapest). but then he realised, that the shop assistant was in fact...

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
chewing on Chong's left leg. "However did this come about" though Chong, and asked the shop assistant whether...

ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
the pimp-mobiles had gun turrets or if they came seperately, and the assistant replied...

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"separately! What do you think I am, cheap?"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Our pimp mobiles are of THE higest quality ile have you know sir. Two 50 Cal chain gun turrets, full **faux** leperd skin fur interior, intercom and platinum disco balls come as standard......

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
..Chong pondered for a while, then realised that no self-respecting monkey would buy a bird and not get it a pimpmobile. So he pulled out his wallet (don't ask where from) to pay the shopkeeper, when...

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
A drunken flamingo comes stumbeling into the store begging for assistance. The flamingo says to Chong....

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
... do you like the color pink? 'Now that you mention it' says Chong....

Love is the law.


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
...no.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
And the flamingo, who had been dealing with identity issues, started flapping it's wings and upsetting all the other birds who were living in cages and who didn't give a toss about the flamingo's identity issues cos at least he was free...

Getting to the other side smile


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
..and Chong thought long and hard about this, before deciding to become the initiator of a rebellion of the caged birds against their oppresive shop-owner, which the Flamingo joined on the condition that their new constitution would leave room for all aspects of his identity whether previously deemed "birdly" or otherwise...

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
And the shopkeeper would spend the rest of his days in the corner of a pub, telling the story to anyone who would listen, about the day a monkey came into his pet shop wanting to buy a parrot or sparrow (he couldn't remember), quickly followed by a drunken flamingo with 'issues' who then teamed up and stole his shop... freeing all the birds and creating a bloody mess...

Getting to the other side smile


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
..from which his carpet would never fully recover..

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Meanwhile Chong scratched his head and wondered how he had got involved with a drunk flamingo, his mother had always warned him about such types...

Getting to the other side smile


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
argh someone beat me to it and now im confused....sori people!
EDITED_BY: My hairs on fire (1100111157)

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
his mother used to say... this always concerned Chong, as his mother was clearly insane... I mean, how could a mummy monkey be confused when life is as simple as bananas and flea-picking

Getting to the other side smile


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
(although, Chong reasoned, flea-picking is undoubtedly more of an art-form than people give it credit for, as is scrathcing oneself for hours at a time)

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
After pondering the issue for several hours over a number of supremely rolled spliffs (for he was a talented monkey), Chong realised he should go and find Sylvia and Michael, because he was hungry...

Getting to the other side smile


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
(not surprisingly after a number of spliffs)

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
And bananas always tasted funny when he was stoned... what he needed was some nice dark chocolate... where were those pesky kids?

Getting to the other side smile


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