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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
yeh ezz, thats the one tongue

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


S3KnoTBRONZE Member
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
good memory..... ah, good times. There were more i was sure of it..........

After cartwheeling over a pole.
"look, there's a thumb tack in my hand"

Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Talex and Brenn from yesterdays Picnic

"THAT WOULD BE AN ACUMENICAL MATTER!"

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven 28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
:glomps tali: you need an intro thread miss!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink



Cows in the morning!
Cows in the morning onetwothree!

Up and at them! Up and at them!
WITH A PICK!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Flynt: "Jon, I dont want a disfigured bearded turkish bride!"

UCOF: "Yes you do! Everyones got one!"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Brenn: Anyways, I'll let you get back to your fannery!

*Flynt bursts out laughing*

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Flynt and I were wandering around a market in Melbourne and we come across a stall selling bits and peices (cases and accessories) for IPODs and similar:

Chinese vendor: Hello there, which Hi-fi do you have?
Ucof: I dont have one, Im looking at the pretty packaging thanks.

smile

Tali_greatsageequalofheaven 28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign




Aah, good ol Dylan Moran ad-lib songs! biggrin

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


StoutSILVER Member
1,872 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
"We're celebrities to lurkers"

NYC

In some thread in discussion last week.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Gonna be really narcissistic and put a quote from me from and old thread from last year... God I do talk some crap...

Me: I agree, girls are much more aesthetically pleasing to the eye, there's more to them , and if you really think about it, penises are the ugliest things in the world...

It's just that my bodily urges thinks otherwise...

Brit Joe: Oh I dont think there ugly at all, I think there lovley, still I wouldnt have them on my wall paper. We shoyuld get a gay thread going couse someones gonna ruin our fun and tell us to stop useing the intro thread as chat.

Me: Don't get me wrong, they ARE nice when they are attached to someone you like. Not disembodied on a photo or running about the house stalking you with a pair of rusty scissors.

Gazzabee: Now there's a bizarre image... Have you thought about counselling Dave? I am sure there must be some crazy freudian analysis there!

Me: censored Freud!and his mother!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Me at Sunday spinning finger-threading doubles.

"Look at me! I'm Legolas!"

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven 28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
YARG BOP, scurvy scurvy scurvy scurvy
DOOOARG! Swamp the decks with YARG BOP!!
- BrettStar and MIG singing PirateHanson...
mmm......

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hehe, i was wondering where this thread got to smile

and now that ive finaly found it, i cant find where i wrote down that quote of ezz's.

i know it had something to do with her boobs smile

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ubblol yarg bop..

Pete and me: "look! isolated pea! and we can even do anti-pea isolations!" ubblol

arsn 1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Arsn to Moon Pixie and Fade:- "And in the morning you can have bacon and eggs!"

Valura:- "But you'll have to beat off Ucof first..."

Everyone:- "... ... ... Hahahahahahaha"

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


PK_BRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,995 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
2 fantastic quotes that just made me laugh!
by OneWheelDave

[Quote]Oh... I do apologise that I've neglected to go through all the links I posted 3 years ago and update them as the original pages get moved [/Quote]

[Quote]incidently, for anyone readfing this post in 2009 please be aware that the link may no longer work[/Quote]

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
ANOTHER one from the quote machine Jen/Ze Bubbles

[Quote] - I swear Tobi, since Poi in the Park I've been addicted to God!

(referring to the text info service)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bubbles_SILVER Member
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol oh dear, sounds bad on txt!

i didnt realise god was so expencive till tobi told me!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Well Jen. No tree grows in the shape of a Crucifixion scene, those ceilings won't paint themselves, and communion wine doesn't grow on trees...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bubbles_SILVER Member
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue

although i dont agree with the last statement wink

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sym: "rudolph the red nosed willy, on his sleigh, pulling his big sack"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sym:

"brazier, brazier.

Jo, say 'brazier'. It's really fun to say. Brazier"

Jo: "are you high?!"

Sym: "brazier."

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


YakumoSILVER Member
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol PK those OneWheelDave quotes were my fault... still no idea how a 3 year old thread had appeared at the top of my forum list like the newest... :-/

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol Sym's right! BRAZIER! it IS fun to say! ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol you're as mad as him!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
We're all mad here ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


polaritySILVER Member
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not. At least not at the moment.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


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