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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"mmm, fozzy alcoholic cum..."
-Ryo_ken

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Biggins: "Flynt, you're funny mate!"
Flynt: "[censored] off Biggins!!"

biggrin

"ITS TEN TO FOUR!!!"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
(Sunday morning)
Flynt: "Rabbits don't give a f*ck about campfires!"
*smoke goes one way*

(hours later, as fatigue sets in)
Flynt: "Campfires rabbits f*ck!"
*smoke moves and blasts Josh*

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hahahaa

Flynt to Brenn: "Lookout dude, your egg is running away! If you arent careful, it'll go join the navy..."
Later that day, we found out that it was Navy Appreciation in Adelaide... aaahhh, gotta love that esp (egg sensory perception)

god. I said alot of stupid things that weekend.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
for example...

brettstar: there's a party popper in my a*se!

ubblol

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
ryo ken: "it's success filled with cork!"

Brettstar: "I know how to do poi......"

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Natalya and me on sunday night, along with Ryo Ken:

"This cork tastes funny! To be shurr to be shurr to be shurr!"

"Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard look! Bernard! Bernard! Bernard! look! look! Bernard! BERNARD! WHAT?! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!"

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
that night around the corky wine was one of the best nights ever!! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Oh hell yeah, never has the Irish language and toilet humour combined been so bastardised biggrin

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You forgot the seedy humour too wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hahaha that too, how could i forget the humour revolving around plant germination? :P

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
hnnn

ME:By the way did you see how stupid I am..?

"*drive past sign.."MELBOURNE 500*
*30 or so minutes go by*
*drive past sign .. "MELBOURNE 454*
me~ what the f**k?!?! Have we only done 6 k's since that last sig...n...oh my god I'm a dick head!
*cracks up laughing*"

How f****n dumb am I? hahahaha

Flynt says:
hAHAHAH
yes
but wait
why is that dumb/?
oh wait
HAHAHAH

hug me!


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
ERINNNNNNNN

gah
death to you missy. Imminent death. grrr.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
hahahahahaha how did you knoooooooooow...you read my mind aaaaargh *runs away to cover head in foil*

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Firetrampold hand
896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
Two acrobats at BJC practicing:
"First you go there, and then I grab you there and then...you kick me and..."

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: ezz



"*drive past sign.."MELBOURNE 500*
*30 or so minutes go by*
*drive past sign .. "MELBOURNE 454*



ubblol has someone got a heavy foot? rolleyes

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
hehehe...I have no idea how long went by really...30 just sounded like a nice number rolleyes smile

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S3KnoTBRONZE Member
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Flynt:"look at that stripe down the mountain........"

moments pass and brains tick

S3KnoT replies:"its a speed stripe"

Flynt:"its pimp my mountain"



Many a laugh later



Flynt:"oooh, pimp my grandma!"





later one night i remembered Loc being silly. he repeated this constantly in so many random ways



Loc:"where is my head thing?"



I know theres more but my brains recording mechanism seems to need a good clean......

Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
ubblol He said that because my headband fell off and I said.. "oo wheres my head thing gone?" so they made a song out of it...that and AA batteries and....something else. hehehe

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S3KnoTBRONZE Member
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ubblol oh yeah....



Ivan is a genius ubbidea , that was one of the most memorable nights of CG. Well, the whole thing was.....



The song then somehow encapsuled all that and the batteries thing and then the price of bananas.....



biggrin

Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
the tent at welsh english border meet well playing poltical monpoly in gayle's tent

"I will give you all this chocolate" indicating the box of chocolate next to me on the floor which has been left for people to eat lol

"Hmm Do you actualy know how much monpoly money i have?"

"No"

"Ok deal done" Hands over the last 32 bits of money and no property.

"Oh"


Also at the meet later on

"Right so a J, a cup of tea in the morning and 600 monpoly money for mayfair" After a huge bidding war from Niel Jake, sym and non's joint effort and sage

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
"pimp my prosthetic limb..."

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
J.A.C: "*I* want UV lips!!!"

Danny: "COL is like selling Punk Rock to a virtuoso guitarist"

Danny: "He's really good! She's crap but she's naked... smile"

Tinypixie: "My fingers don't bend that way..."

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
erin has a great quote from last night, ill have to remind her to put it up as ive forgotten it tongue

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
'ew, strawberry and tiger balm don't mix' - FoxInDocs

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
Is this the one Petey?



petey: do you think you could make whips out of human skin?

Shane: yeh.. if you can eat people and play cricket with their limbs, I don't see why not!



My friend Marty to me: You're like...bubbly..but good bubbly..not like dish water bubbly more like bath water bubbly.

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
aww...all these sunday quotes...damn i want to go next week! biggrin:D:D

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz - "it's quite subtle how it fits your ring so snugly"

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Mr UCOF:

"It's just really nice being here, after four years, sitting next to you saying "Hello!.... I need a pee...""

"Look! I'm making snot paintings!"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I didnt say any of the above ubbangel

Nate: "My back door is haunted"

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