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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Creatures of power, creatures of grace,

Creatures of beauty, creatures of strength.

As for their lives,

they set everything's pace,

For all things must come to live

under their emerald embrace. . .

Either in their life, or in their death.



what am I? umm

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
umm, grass?


men stand up to do it, women sit down to do it, and dogs do it on three legs

What is it?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
shake hands?

no not grass biggrin

margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
pee? no that's probably waaay too obvious!!

ubbloco

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
weeing was the first thing that came into my head. I have no idea what mageshroom's one is.... can we have a clue?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I cant answer any of these.... but I have some to share.

3 men walk into a motel and book 3 rooms at $10 ea - a total of $30
They pay the receptionist and are escorted to their rooms by the porter.
A little while later the receptionist realises that as they all came in together, they were entitled to a group discount of $5.
She gives the $5 to the porter to return to the men but on the way up he spends $2 on a drink.
$5 - $2 = $3
The porter gives all 3 men $1 back each
The men originaly paid $10 ea and have each had a refund of $1 ea - therefore have paid only $9 ea
3 x $9 = $27
the porter spent $2
$27 + $2 = $29
but the men had originally paid a total of $30
$30 - $29 = $1 ????????????
Would someone please return my dollar to me - I hate losing money !

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
thats a trick question! Nothing happened to the dollar. All the money is still there. Yes, they each ended up paying $9 each for a total of $27. Plus the $3 they got back is a total of $30—it’s all there. They were supposed to pay $25 but they paid $27, which makes sense because the porter kept $2.

Charges:
$25 for the room + $2 for the porter=$27
$30 initial charge - $3 refund = $27
Each paid $9 and $9 x 3 = $27

The trick is in the statement, “The three men had now paid $9 each, or a total of $27. This plus the $2 the porter kept for himself makes a total of $29.”

The $27 is the total payment and $2 is a cost, not a payment! It just happens to add up to $29 giving the illusion of a missing dollar.


I drink the blood of the Earth,
and the trees fear my roar,
yet a man may hold me in his hands.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
A chainsaw!
how about:
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
a coffin. That 1 has already been done on this thread.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
god dammit, howz about:

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Booze, like wine maybe. When Young, Grapes. When middle aged the wine. When old, its more valuble cos it tastes better. Dunno why... next...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Has a mouth but does not speak
has a bed but never sleeps.

smile

Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
errm a river?


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
yes... now you have to put your own riddle... otherwise the thread dies.. frown

much like the ask a stupid question thread smile

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
river.

Why is the world like a faulty jig saw puzzle?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
Ripped from my mother's womb,
Beaten and burned,
I become a blood-thirsty slayer
What am I?


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
answer to FRD: cos of continental divide?


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Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
or a peace is missing


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
nope

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
now wait, ur secon one was right.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
sword for your 1st one, for your secon there cud be two:-
Alternate Solution #1
A tissue.

Alternate Solution #2
A wave.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
Tissue is right and where the hell is evry1


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Written by: Spontaneously Combustable


Tissue is right and where the hell is evry1





Toilet?
This riddle is the most confusing yet biggrin

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
*scratches head* im here, i think... is this a trick question?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
errm loo?


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margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
mageshroom - so can we have a clue please?! or even just the answer!? your riddle is way hard!!! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Mageshroom


yes... now you have to put your own riddle... otherwise the thread dies.. frown




That's not actually true, I haven't put one yet after the one I got right and the thread hasn't died. That said, I guess I should.

A guy is locked up in a room and all the windows and doors are bricked up. So he's stuck in a room with four walls, a floor, ceiling but no way out. In the room is a bed, an orange and a knife. The room is surrounded by guards. How does he escape?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


KnoxiousGOLD Member
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420 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
3 men in a boat, each with a cigarette but no way to light them, how do they manage to smoke?

Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
Answ to Katrinas riddle:



U cut the bed in half, so two halves make a hole, and im not sure wat the orange is 4
EDITED_BY: Spontaneously Combustable (1087647562)


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


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