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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm not drunk right now.
But omg does my head hurt.
And I have 2 hours to de-hangover cos i'm doing a reading at a wedding!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
I was positively blind on saterday night after drinking Rickstasies the whole night.
Had to work on sunday which was sheer hell and I got bitten by one of the squirrel monkeys...
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
i so wish that i was drunk or any other form of intoxication
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*giggle*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i'm gonna have to come party at yours sometime rouge 
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yes, yes you are!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
or maybe you should come to europe and go to one of the TEK's
propper mashup styleeee
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i saw infected mushroom last night
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Mmm, was drunk last night too! With a housewarming party tonight!
Rock on "Holy Week"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I feel proud that I am the founder of this thread!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
you're such a drunken liar!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you got one out of two
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
you're suck a drunken drunk!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Oh yeah! Was piiiiiisssseeeed last night! Although I really should say yesterday afternoon considering i'd been drinking so steadily all afternoon i was too drunk to stay out! So was ayellayen. we were definitely
yay for ANZAC Day!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I'm not drunk. At least, not anymore. Starting to wonder if I should be driving over to a friends place though. My head hurts!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
LIES! 4am is a perfectly reasonable time to call someone in france!!! soberity if sooooooo for the sober! as if you would! mooooooooo *goes to bed*
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
oh, *gropes self* (just for rouge
) "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
for me?
My cousin called me at 4am on saturday night
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Custom Title
62 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
I had only been drunk once.. nothing special..
and now I'm not drunk; what a cowinkadink..
I am me. You are you. We are all stardust.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I should be drunk.
There is rugby on tv (hence me being online) and the only two times I have ever watched rugby I was drunk as a skunk....aaah, they were good nights!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hmm, i hate double posting in this thread! I didn't get drunk the rugby night. Alan was out of beer
Tonight I'm trying to decide if I want to get drunk or not...decisions, decisions...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Drunk for the win!
I'll have one for you if you don't!
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Want one for me anyway?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
dont mind if i do 
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I'm not drunk- I'm just hungover now. But it was soooo worth it!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm not drunk. Zilch. Zero.
And I've been to a 21st.
but it was DRY!!!!
and it was HORRIBLE!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Oooh, ooh, I'm not drunk, but I was at work and I broke the record for most sales in my tent, whoooooo
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
with a hangover! well done lad!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Why thankee miss
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
definitely not drunk. that's for sure
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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