Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Just about, tired from work. But Im managing. *puts on Safety Spec*
Go!


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Originally Posted By: Just_Another_Clown*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

Did you ever leave? tongue2

Why are you in the singles thread... nice chap like yourself?

I'm sure there's tons of pretty guys out there waiting to throw themselves at you wink


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Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Well, point me in the right direction and I will smarten myself out. Until then.....Pass the Port. smile

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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Lovo


Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:*Walks passed door and does a double take*
Hey! People like me!
*runs away and comes back with bean bag and rum for all*
Hi everyone! I too am single. smile
Maple pancake please.

EDITED_BY: Lovo (1228349352)


Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Panckakes and rum! What a great way to spend a day grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:And Port!

There's nothing quite as mellow as getting drunk on port.

It Marvellous!

smile


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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:*sits down with a stack of pancakes*
mmmm what a lovely afternoon


What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Not here it isnt... frown

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Really? Its nice this side of the pennines, if cold...

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Its nice now it wasn't before smile

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:i miss home town pete is it NOT nice here, its all cold and frosty and stuff.
but mmmmnn pancake party! hug


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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GlitterTits


GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:i'll take a stack of pancakes, and i'll bring the maple syrup i tapped this winter too! and i'll bring the gin, cause i prefer gin over rum, though port is delicious!

been gone for a few weeks, bumming around the southern part o the state, but i've returned to the cold frigid north and thus to the internet, hope i didn't miss too much!!

I return!

GT


Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Nope. Didn't miss a thing smile

I hate Christmas. Specially being alone. There's no-one I can really relate to here, my family sucks, my brother's OK, now, but we still don't entirely see eye to eye, and on christmas night I'll be going back to my cold, lonely room, and sleepy oblivion will be my reward for facing another shitty christmas amongst people who annoy me most of the time.

Still, you've got to laugh smile


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GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:I almost wish my Christmas could be that simple, my grandmother is the Christmas nazi, and as much as i really do enjoy singing Christmas carols, i can't stand posing for pictures, explaining what i'm doing with my life two thousand times, and listening to everyone bicker incessantly about how their diabetes is going and such. i like christmas for the most part, but only in small doses.

though our Christmases will be similar in the whole going back to our cold lonely rooms, though i'm sure i'll have to explain over and over again the the older relatives why i'm not married yet and where my 'date' is...yay.

merry christmas everyone


Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

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Lovo


Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:ah christmas... Definately a family holiday. Worst time for those of us who hate family and have noone else to go to. We should organise a HoP singles christmas for next year. :-) or just a HoP christmas party... Hmmm...

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13921
Posted:Try being a Jew on Christmas. Stuck in Santa Barbara where you know NOBODY. With a senile mother.

SCREAM babble SCREAM!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Yeah, I imagine you get it in the neck at Easter too, with the whole you killed Christ kinda thang.

I'm hungover from the Christmas spirit smile


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Loewan
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

Loewan

and behold!
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom

Total posts: 464
Posted:I think I am going to go around the house and hug everyone there just to annoy them... Except for my father, he will take it the wrong way. laugh3

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498

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cupcake


stranger
Location: California

Total posts: 4
Posted:I'm single so I guess I can hang out here too? I see a lot of talk about pancakes going on and it's making me super hungry, especially since it's after midnight, the best time for pancakes.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Yep! Come on in.. the more the... slightly less miserable wink

I actually had a rather nice christmas- and my parents bought me this rather splendid new laptop which means I no longer have to walk to the library to post, I can post from bed! Hooray!

Here's to a better new years to y'all! hug


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Hoorah for misery enjoying like minded company!

My Christmas was average at best. My mom forgot to tell the retirement home where we had lunch with my Grandma that I was coming so I got to sit and enjoy other people eating which was great no . New Years should be cool if the weather holds out. Taking a whole bunch o glow toys to a psytrance party and will be groovin till the wee small hours! Hope all yall also have a night to turn your frowns upside down!! (sorry bout that one...)


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Of course you can Cupcake smile There's all sorts of fillings, sweet and savoury, and there's plenty to go round, especially for anyone who's had a lonely christmas...

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EasterOggz
SILVER Member since Dec 2008

EasterOggz

maker of all sorts of cool stuff
Location: Central Michigan, USA

Total posts: 14
Posted:Woo lonely Christmases... err... Solstices.

That's fun too. Being a Druid in a churchy-conservative family. I just tend not to remind them, but that makes for some lonely holidays as well.

There's sort of a romantic interest... sort of. It's crap that doesn't need to be lamented here. He's actually the guy who got me started in poi... aww. smirk But social BS aside, he's also 1400 miles away. Boo.

Hello my fellow single lovelies! I would love some pancakes!


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EasterOggz
SILVER Member since Dec 2008

EasterOggz

maker of all sorts of cool stuff
Location: Central Michigan, USA

Total posts: 14
Posted:edit: confirmed single. Now that i'm out of town he's hanging out with trampy girls.

*waves at all the cute poi guys!*

there are cute poi guys, right?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Originally Posted By: EasterOggz
there are cute poi guys, right?

As a rule, if there are, Doc has first dibs. tongue2


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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Only if they likes the boys smile Some of us are neither cute nor gay, so we're down the bottom of the list smile

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EasterOggz
SILVER Member since Dec 2008

EasterOggz

maker of all sorts of cool stuff
Location: Central Michigan, USA

Total posts: 14
Posted:Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogOriginally Posted By: EasterOggz
there are cute poi guys, right?

As a rule, if there are, Doc has first dibs. tongue2

*sigh* what's a girl to do? cry laugh3


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:

Wear really dark glasses? wink

Or just don't always believe people who claim to not be cute.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Lira
BRONZE Member since Oct 2008

Lira

chasing the wind
Location: everywhere, USA

Total posts: 16
Posted:...on a completely off-topic note, since I'm not actually single-- when I saw the title of this topic, the first thing that popped into my head were those individually wrapped slices of nasty American cheese. Damn American marketing brainwashing! tongue2

On an on-topic note-- I'm rooting for you all! If you had asked me a couple of months ago, whether I'd NOT still be rooting for myself, too, I'd have laughed.

-waves pompoms and poi- tongue2


<3 wind

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EasterOggz
SILVER Member since Dec 2008

EasterOggz

maker of all sorts of cool stuff
Location: Central Michigan, USA

Total posts: 14
Posted:I bet a lot of them are cuter than they think. (or are willing to admit)


O_o


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