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Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
veteran
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Right might as well say what I think . . .
I am guessing he knows you are gay, and therefore the right moment will turn up if it is meant to....
Just make sure there are opportunities.. Time spent together, but not "together" is not really wasted.... It just means that you will be both more sure if/when it happens that it is right.
Think of it this way you'll either going to end up with a really good friend or really nice boyfriend either way it is gonna make you happy.
Personally I have cocked up a couple of opportunities with ladies by trying to second guess / trying to hard . . the best thing is to be yourself... and not over analyse
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That is good advice...
I'm definitely keeping schtum until I get anymore definite 'signals'. Which could purely be in my head to be honest...
He's coming down when the next good film is on at the cinema...
Can we return to the food fight now...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Can we return to the food fight now...?
*dumps a bucket of pudding mix on Neon*
Hmm, nah!
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Ooooh Pudding!
Hmmmm 'Just add water and eggs'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Yay!! Problem's resolved and everyone's happy, too!
*splashes champagne everywhere, then goes to light the fire under the huge popcorn pan and hides behind Neon*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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while you're down there...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
....can you wash the floor???
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Finally a woman who knows her place and doesn't need to be told!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Yeah right... I left work at something like 11 pm last night, and came in at 8 this morning, just to get that bloody PhD, and you think I'm washing floors for some stoner hippy guy who won't even pay me (or buy me a wedding ring for it)? In your dreams!!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Written by: Birgit
...buy me a wedding ring for it...
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*shudder*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
what movie's that from?
Reminds me a bit of the one where that blonde (probably Sharon Stone or Michelle Pfeiffer) kills some hired burglar/killer guy with a meat thermometer, is it that? It's got Viggo in it if it is.
"in it if it is" looks funny
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Are you thinking of 'A Perfect Murder'?
No...
these might help....
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
ooooh the bunnyboiling one
Yeah, I've seen that one, too...
Though, as far as murder weapons go I have to say the meat thermometer rules.
I'm seriously glad I can stay in here, this is by far the most fun thread
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Nah, the 'Strugz Needs a GF/is Gay' thread is far more fun.
This thread lacks focus...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Pfft!!Focus is over-rated.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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The Strugz thread is past its prime I think.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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I think I'm going crazy, I look at that photo of Glenn Close going at Mikey Douglas with that insane expression, and all I can think is "Damn, her nipples are hard".
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If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
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I was thinking along the same lines
except more 'is this PG/Mods-friendly? "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Introverted
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Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
Don't worry Dave, it's totally mod-friendly, because they're not really nipples, they're peanuts.
If you look closely, it's set in a kitchen, and clearly in her distress Ms Close has knocked over a bag of peanuts, and one has unfortunately fallen down her top.
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Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
Euphemisms rule! My favourite is "love truncheon"
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Nah it's not!!! I have NO idea why you'd imply that I mean anything sexual by saying meat thermometer.
But in the movie, he tries killing her or something, and it's in the kitchen, so she reaches blindly for something sharp that she can kill him with and it's the meat thermometer. My dad and me ran into the kitchen straight away to see if ours would be long enough to go all the way into the heart while mum was complaining about us
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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Location: Midlands
Hey people, thought I best get posting on here (Forums in general) as if I get into the lurking habit I'll never break it !
I'm single (Don't wanna be ... whooooooooooole long story of unrequited love when I fell for a female friend I was sleeping with who dosn't feel the same way damnit....) and stuff.
Meat thermometer ? Blimey, even when I did eat meat I don't think I ever used a meat thermometer ... sounds ... rather ... invasive.
Ick.
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fluffy mess
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Mmmmm...invasive
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Location: Midlands
lol
Reckon I'll fit in here .... from reviewing a few threads you lot seem like perverts too.
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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
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fluffy mess
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
US??? PERVERTS???? NEVER!!! "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
psychadelic pyro
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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I wouldn't say perverts, maybe a little twisted though...
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
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Location: Midlands
Either way it's all good.
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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Nah..come to think about it..perverts probably hits the nail right on the head...just look at Neon_Shaolin!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Sneaking
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twisted... or warped, or maybe that's just me
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