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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
yeah, go and destroy my illusions, all of you ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
but on the other hand, now you know where to find them.

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
and they have an on off switch

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by:


I just had a brilliant thought about singleness, but I forgot it again

(I think it was somehow connected to cookies)




that happens to me *ALL* the time...

 Written by:


they do exist...they're made from latex...




ubblol ahhh... you guys make me laugh...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
hhmn, I figure the singles thread people are staying single for the er, uhm, obvious reason that I dont see any of you asking each other out?confused

Here, I'll get the ball rolling guys, and show y'all how it is done.

*AHEM*

ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove

*Okay,so maybe skip the please please pretty please, that may come across as a bit desperate, and we can't have that...*;)


-- waits in eager anticipation for a response--

* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled

So, come on people, give it a go!
devil

Birgit, you should be giving dating advice too, and then , soon, everyone can join us in the multiples thread!

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: BansheeCat


* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled




ahhh, andrea, I left 25 behind a while ago... so I think you'll find it'd be more a case of me corrupting your youth... tongue

 Written by: BansheeCat


ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove




a girl with impeccable taste... why thank you... you sound most lovely, yourself... I have an important detail of my own now... and I believe your answer may illustrate why there's not too much dating going on in this thread...

u don't happen to live anywhere near brisbane, do you? *crosses fingers and everything else within easy reach*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've tried the advice, Andrea... of course, if we'd all just date all of each other we'd all be in the multiples thread ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ubblol everyone form an orderly line... and file thru 2 x 2...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah! hurrah!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
it seems I've initiated a HoP orgy.

Well done me. biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
wOOT!! in that case... no need for the 2 x 2... everyone file thru as disorderly as you please...!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
some one should start a dating post with picks and info about them

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Somehow I can see that one going very wrong, very quickly ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
@shoshanan: why? we've already got the gallery and the chats, that should be good enough, shouldn't it?

@birgit: everything involving a guy and a girl, two guys, two girls or more than two people always goes wrong. that's a natural law. (not that it doesn't go wrong when there's only a single person involved)

@pogo: yes, please, i would like to have a date with you too. i still don't have any plans for saturday night, so if you hop on a plane now, you will still be in time biggrin

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
yer v true

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Hmmn. I see your point. But I am pretty mobile in general , and to meet a man actually over 25!!!!YAY!!! I might just hop a plane!
kiss

* madly figures out how long it will take to get me to Brisbane... considering I maybe leaving for Bristol tmorrow morning... is that closer? Pulls out a map...*

biggrin

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
2 potential dates and nothing but a mere few 1000 miles impedes me... ubblove ubblove that jet is looking like a better and better investment... rolleyes

*pulls out his own map*

amsterdam, bristol... they're just north-west of here, right?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


it seems I've initiated a HoP orgy.

Well done me. biggrin



Somehow, I sensed the magic word and gravitated towards this thread. ubblol

Is this the thread for people who don't want to be single and moan a lot, or people who are happy being single? I'm not sure which box I fit into. ubbloco

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


wolfbro001SILVER Member
Member
77 posts
Location: Brisbane, Qld, Australia


Posted:
rolleyes



ur crazy pat biggrin
EDITED_BY: wolfbro001 (1158705501)

Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
clairebe: as long as you're single, this thread is whatever you want it to be... biggrin tongue wink

james: am so...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
 Written by: BansheeCat


Here, I'll get the ball rolling guys, and show y'all how it is done.

*AHEM*

ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove

*Okay,so maybe skip the please please pretty please, that may come across as a bit desperate, and we can't have that...*;)


-- waits in eager anticipation for a response--

* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled



Hehehe i know i shouldn't be in here but i was reading this and couldn't help myself. wink Pat are you over 25 LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Ummm........ Yes!!!! Thats all. bye

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: claire


Is this the thread for people who don't want to be single and moan a lot, or people who are happy being single? I'm not sure which box I fit into




This thread is for anyone who is single and from there it's what you make of it. unless you are paul. which, simply by his name, you can tell that he is not single. yet he comes into this thread anyways. spank

but we loves him cos he is funny so we can forgive him ubblove

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Awww... I just like to keep an eye on you sweety, make sure everyone is being nice to my little Dragon!!! Cause i'll get. Yep i will and i'll make them pay (too much) *nods* yep just a little bit!!! ubbloco

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
aww thankyou! you really are such a good daddy!
hug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
yes, paul... I am *somewhat* over 25... in fairness, I indicated that I left that mark behind sometime ago... tongue

if I was cynical (good thing I'm not, hey?), I would think that you were just in here to stir up trouble, paul... so nice to see you're looking after my honourary niece... biggrin

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Now would i do that Pat!!! I think not ubblol ubblol

Rougie i cant believe you would have been thinking otherwise rolleyes hug

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older, but I can't really be that picky now can I wink

Aaaaaaandddd... hmmmm... should be able to do massages, make strong coffee and wash the dishes when I've cooked ubblol

*waits for the sound of the tumbleweed*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
No, no, my name is not tumbleweed.... It's Dragosani biggrin
And I like the feel of hot soapy water...

“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
you had me interested until the "wash the dishes" part...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
194 posts
Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older



Me too! In fact I haven't met anyone who's around the same age as me for bloody ages...

Where are you all??!!! *looks around frantically*

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


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