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Location: The Underworld
Aw, C'mon, gimme a break I felt left out
Right, so the object of this wee nipper is to find out lots of useless, random facts about all you lovely lot...Giving us all insight into eachother's squeeky-clean thoughts.... Like the eighther/or threads, answer a question, and leave another. Don't hold back!!
What lurks beneath the surface? Lets find out...
Question No.
1: What does one do, when one's mind is a blank?
Az abouve, So below...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
wank. usually.
erm...
2. has your milk been delivered yet?
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
yeah it has thanx for asking!!
does anyone find themselfs really intrigued what the cough up when their ill?
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
yeah it has thanx for asking!!
does anyone find themselfs really intrigued what the cough up when their ill?
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
517 posts
Location: Sheffield, England
um........ No. I know its tar and bogeys.
Do you do duvets?
Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
We dont doooooo duuuuuvets.
lol..nice one!
where DO babies really come from?
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
from inside the blender, if you're at one of my parties. mmmmm good with rasberries.
why does it "itch" when you're peeling off a scab?
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
sods law remember?
why do I seem to be an idiot?
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
errmmmm perhaps you were dropped on your head as a child....
why is it that when ever I make meow sounds on the bus ppl look at me funny?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
because they are all very boring people who dont twirl.
Q)
it is true that if you force yourself to keep your eyes open during a sneeze, your eyeballs pop out?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
member
29 posts
Location: United Kingdom
almost.
Q)
What does the tooth fairy do with the teeth and where does she get the money?
Rob
member
48 posts
Location: scotland
i think she implants them into little people as their first teeth,so that theres none easted just re-used.
I expect she gets a grant from the council for
this.
Q)Is it true that if you flush the loo on an aeroplane whilst you are still sitting on it the vacum will pull your insides out of your bottom?
spig--------Its not big and its not clever.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Yes.
Where can i buy a katang?
187 posts
Location: Oceanside, CA USA
at a petstore...
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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
hrrrm....
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Its not easy being green....
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
depends on the size of your tongue!!
why do you always get a spot when your hooking up with a cute guy???!
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
laws of nature, i'm afraid.
why does my yellow waterbottle randomly take on the taste of different toxic chemicals?
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
just different layers of the water bottle decomposing.
why is my mother in law the first evil (reference to Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
all mother in laws are im afraid!
why is it you can never find two matching socks when you're in a hurry?
Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
i think they get lost somewhere in the washing machine
why do woman always chose the b****** over the nice guy?
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
522 posts
Location: Berlin
cos the bastard seems to be more interesting/unpredictable.
why can you not say beer can without always sounding like a jamaican saying bacon?
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
member
82 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Same reason why frogs are generally green.
I'm trying to make a super conductor, but I can't figure a way of making the buttered toast stay on the back of the cat. Any ideas?
I do poi nearly every day. But it's not like I'm addicted or anything. I mean, sure, I am always conscious of exactly where my poi are at all times, but I'm not obsessed. um.. Anyone have the number for Poi-ers Anon?
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
use sticky butter
why can't i see something that is right in front of me?
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
because you're so used to seeing it and not realising that its what you are looking for, that you subconsciously filter it out and dont notice it, despite that is what your looking for in the first place (does that make sense? i think if confused myself....i was never any good at philosophy!)
when using toilet paper, do more people scrunch it or fold it? why?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
well I can't say for most but I fold it myself.
Why is it when I'm applying for work ppl take one look at my hippy clothes and the fire staff atached to my back and then toss my resume in the paper shreder? I hope the staple destroyed there paper shreder.....
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
because, i was thinking about this last night, people instantly judge people on their appearence.
if you seriously need a job, go in in a suit, have a hair cut and shave. You will get a lot more interest then.
It may make you feel like someone you are not, but if you get a job, it doesnt matter, you can slowly get back into your own clothes. And not share with the person next to you.
Kill, kill, kill the trolls?
member
29 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Only if they're naughty. Otherwise live and let live.
Who's got the biscuits?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
DJ Dimples... How u know? I had a bad accident when I was 5... very bad head injury... lol
I dont have biscuits and I'm starving... MEAN!
Can anyone be arsed getting up out of bed?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
yes...people can even get arsed when they are asleep....elton john does on a regular basis.
Have you got any creme for this nasty rash please doc?
522 posts
Location: Berlin
stick marmite on it, I'm sure that stuff will kill off anything you may have caught, although a side effect would be ur own death!
why do the trolls hide under bridges? ( UCOF)
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
cos i will not waste my seed on them ( King of Bongo and Simian and anyone else who knows what we are on about)
Who stole the leg of time?
517 posts
Location: Sheffield, England
Was it Bill & Ted? Could have been Doc though...
How many chronic flactulators does it take to fill a Goodyear blimp?
Jo.
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