TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven
Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
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Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!
Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven
I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.