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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yes Hun...... would you like a glass? Ice? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: london
more of a cider person personally
xxxxxxx Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
well that can be arranged! Mags, get squashing some apples!
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Vodka?? Someone mentions Vodka??
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, voooooooooodka! *drools*
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Super Gidg!!!!
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Isn't funny how Bird always shows up when someone mentions Vodka.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
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Gidg
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And just what's *hiccup* wrong with that?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Nothing at all Bird!
Ice? any mixer with it?
Gidg what is your tipple of choice? (yes UCoF that is meant to say tipple. Its not a typo!)
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oooh! lemonade and ice please!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
LEMONADE?? Ewwwwww
*pours vodka over ice in a tall thin glass and passes the lemonade to Bird*
I just can do it to good Vodka! You'll have to put it in yourself!
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pah! :P i would drink it neat, but i only do that if I'm in a bad mood! and I'm not so.....nyer!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'll take the lemonade please less the Vodka. I don't drink any more but if I did you would be mixing a Greyhound.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Wales
Ewwww... you liquidize greyhounds...... isn't that cruel? poor lil puppies!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Don't you know how to mix a greyhound? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I've never heard of a greyhound before other than the dogs and the buses.......... Tell me you don't liquidize buses!! I know you are american but.... well surely you stop at drinking blended down buses!!!
*pokes Gidg in the side*
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh did someone mention Lemonade?
Wouldn't mind some lemonade. Do you have pink lemonade?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Sure Pink...? We have pink lemonade.
*runs out to the garden to find some beetles to crush into pinks lemonade*
I won't be a minute!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
mm... crushed beetles
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
No Skully. No crushed puppies or buses. Greyhounds is a mix of Vodka and Grapefruit juice. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Ewwwwwwwwwww Grapefruit juice is the fruit juice of the DEVIL! Its sooooooooooo sour!!! YUCK!
You Americans are odd!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* OK how about a Screwdriver? And grapefruit juice is good. It just goes to show that you don't have a safisticated (sp?) pallet.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Wales
Phillips or flat headed?
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Flathead Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
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Gidg
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Won't that be kinda harsh on your throat?? phillips would go down much easier!
wierdos! the lot of you!
:P
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ooooooooo thats fighting talk Bird
Time to get out the paddling pool full of lime jelly/jello (weird americans don't know what reall jelly is!)
Do you want the deep end or the shallow end Bird?!?!
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Its got to be deep! No point only doing half a job! If I'm getting messy, then I'm getting messy!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
ok well you get the end of the pool thats at the bottom of the hill then (Well I live in Wales. Nowhere is flat!) You do know this means I can do a down hill sliding tackle on you. I have the advantage of gravity! YAY!
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but (having seen the Welsh hills) Ill be able to see you coming a mile away and prepare my retaliation!
MWAHAHA
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ahhhh but I have my trusty Ninja 12th dan jelly wrestling Sheep with me! You may think you can take me down but you'll never beat Nelly!
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*puts on velcro gloves to deal with the sheep*
*waits patiently at the bottom of the hill for the attack*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Location: Wales
*doesn't tell Bird that Nelly has just been through the ninja shearing ceremony. It is the way of the Ninja sheep to go without wool*
Are you ready down there, neck deep in your jelly, Birdie?
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