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pricklyleafSILVER Member
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1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
Yey! Go Dave! biggrin

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Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Good practice for when he gets back to the UK.

Go Dave! x

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A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hmm... methinks I will be visiting in the not too distant future biggrin

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Lawn is starting to look a bit sad!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
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1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Go Neon Go!

Kupo!


AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
ubblol

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
whoot!

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Jesse will tell great news at school.
" We have guests over from England. They always come to mow the lawn"
wink

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Go Dave!

wow! I can't believe how much Jesse has grown in such a short space of time!

Gayle.....!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
biggrin

D4v3 we iz u83r 1337!

bounce

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Cheers Guys! I've been mowing my own lawn for years! This was easy stuff! (and the least I could do for such hospitality!)

(Thanks Malcolm & Cherry) hug hug hug

Spanner & Gayle - Jesse only looks tall next to me tongue I only had a bit to do but Malcolm's antique manual mower kicks arse! biggrin

UCOF - Whuhuhaha?

Gnor - Yes these gardeners PAY over $2000 to mow OUR lawn biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
what happens if someone visits a couple days after yer lawn has been mowed? Are they exempt?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Hmm...Dave. How long till you get here? Our lawn is very shaggy and waiting for you. biggrin ubbrollsmile

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Malcolm, have you ever considered Astro-turfing your garden
https://www.ondecksports.com/index.php?fuseaction=products.artificialturf_new

Then you could just make them lick it clean when they visit smile

ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

Perfect for cricket too.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Skully - I'll need some of that, my mum dug up the lawn and replaced it with concrete when I moved out because she was tired of waiting for me to come to mow it. Now that I've moved back and wish to spin in the lawn in the back yard I can't!

frown

Well I can, there's just no lawn...

 Written by :Gnor


Hmm...Dave. How long till you get here? Our lawn is very shaggy and waiting for you. biggrin ubbrollsmile



Well maybe when you get your own internationally renowned Poi website and community maybe I'll think about it... wink

Otherwise, board and lodging when in Perth will Suffice... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Luckily you may be with Jed then, he doesnt have lawn I beleive wink

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Dragon_Drafinmember
51 posts

Posted:
Wow you have grass! My lawn is Xerascaped absolutly no watering! Huzzah for rocks!

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
NOVEMBER 2008: CUSTOMS AT CHRISTCHURCH INT'L AIRPORT

Lightning: Good morning, sir.
Customs: Good morning. What is the purpose for your visit to New Zealand, sir?
Lightning: To mow a lawn.
Customs: Um... do you have a work visa, sir?

ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
maybe i should turn my world trip into a 'petey mows lawns around the world' tour smile

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
HoP competition with lawn mowing photos?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
I live in the world Petey. Come see me. ubbangel

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu



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