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*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky )

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Just don't hurt the innocent livestock!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Save a horse...ride a cowboy?

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

Only if he's a cute one

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

You should check out the one's at City Limits Saloon!!!
Yee Haw!!!

Too freakin' young for me, but they sure do make some sweet eye candy!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

Ha ha. They don't allow horses in the saloon!!!

Unless you count the chick that looks like Mr. Ed!!!
Or the creepy one with the eyes tattooed on her back.....
That one is *really* scary!!!

Oh.....the cowboy's of course!!!!!!
Hmmmmm......although they probably wouldn't know a cow or a horse if it walked up and bit them!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

 Written by: ArthurBrown


Private Nicoli Ivanovich reporting for duty.





*Poig joins the force*

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Give em a sock party!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

u bring the socks and I'll bring the party!!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

*giggle*

Will do!!!

Rainbow toe socks? Right?

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

ex-ACT-ly!!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

well... sorta... but u have to be careful considering where you have to wear the socks...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

Pat instead of wasting perfectly good socks, why don't you go join the nekid squadron. I'm sure they will welcome you with open arms.

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

there\'s a nekkid squadron?

*strips off clothes and stands to attention*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

there is nothing I couold say here that could possibly be PG!


cept, yes, there IS a nekkid squad. Don't remember who it's under though.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Who ever said that he was going to be *wearing* the socks!?!?!


Gen. Bek of the Nekkid Squadron says.....

Drop and give me 50, Pvt. Pogo!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

bek! I did not promote you to a general! however maybe i will make you co-lieutenant with Dunc of the glomping platoon. He can take charge of the glomping side and you of the nekkid side

oooh goody! this is fun fun fun!!!!!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

How about Admiral...Nekkid Navy!!!

Nekkid sailors swabbing the decks...*hehehe*

Oh, that is just too rich!!!


Pat...if you're really good, I might just let you be my first mate.....can you be really good??? Or really good at being bad???

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\"

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.

George is undermining your authority little dragon. I like it!! George if you want to start a revolutionary coup i will lead you!! *rubs hands together* i'll fix that little rouge wagon (did you like the pun, rouge instead of red) oh come on Rouge laugh... it was funny!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!

Homer rocks!!!!

Paul. That was so not funny. Not. Funny. Oh. God. Ouch. Maybe I could put you at the head of a bad jokes division

george, there's currently an airforce under Flight Commander MiG, and I am sure he will be glad of your warehouse full of fun things

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

 Written by: Pogo69


well... I wanna know who I\'m going to be nekkid under, before I start swabbing any \"decks\"



Did you really just say that.....don't you know better by now...?

Whom exactly do you THINK that you would be nekkid under!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

miesta...army of hippies??? how many of us do you think actually wear bras?

*looks down her top* ok, so for once I'm actually wearing one today!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...