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sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
Im 6ft3 and average build, and my other half is (edit: 5ft3 she wasnt last time we measured!) and again averaqge build. it seems completly normal that she feels like shes hugging a tree, and i dont notice theres anyone there atall!

We just arent bothered!



I just thought it was funny last night realising how many people notice!

We get so many questions from people, like-

how do you have s**?,

Do you trip over her?,

Can she give you a piggy back without your feet dragging on the ground?

can you wear her trousers when you run out of clean shorts?



i do find it funny, that to me, we seem the same height, but then i never notice other couples the same when walking down the street, everyone just looks normal!

(apart from the 6ft6 girl i met in italy eek scary!)

is it that noticable?

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


 Written by: dictionary.com



Castigate

–verb (used with object),
1. to criticize or reprimand severely.
2. to punish in order to correct.






Well I have made a conscious effort to not post anything remotely containing any double entendres. But it's resulted in me not posting anything of interest. Suppose I AM just a one-trick pony...

Oh well back to lurking...



Get used to it hun, I have! ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
A mental block seems to have developed now.

You'll have to find a new partner in smut!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


teeny_tiny_gnomeMember
28 posts
Location: Somerset


Posted:
 Written by: Skulduggery

Gigs were good to because if I couldn't see I just sat on their shoulders.



That is very true, i did it this weekend at Reading Festival, but my bf could only take it for one song at any one time, which i take as a subtle reference to saying im fat wink

As for the whole neck ache thing, both partners can get it, ive been known to get it cos of leaning back to kiss him (the artondril guy that posted on here earlier)

Best solution? Snog lying down. In a bed preferably... wink

The love shack is a little ol place where we can get together.....


artindorilmember
117 posts

Posted:
 Written by: teeny_tiny_gnome


 Written by: Skulduggery

Gigs were good to because if I couldn't see I just sat on their shoulders.



That is very true, i did it this weekend at Reading Festival, but my bf could only take it for one song at any one time, which i take as a subtle reference to saying im fat wink




No it's not cos of that, it's cos most of the weekend my shoulders where hurting from where I got sat on during The Streets

 Written by: teeny_tiny_gnome


As for the whole neck ache thing, both partners can get it, ive been known to get it cos of leaning back to kiss him (the artondril guy that posted on here earlier)

Best solution? Snog lying down. In a bed preferably... wink



Yeh that is a good solution wink biggrin

RaveRepresentSILVER Member
addict
567 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
I like cuddling girls who are a few inches shorter, possibly 4-6 inches shorter.

Only because the people I've snuggled with people who liked to have theyre head against my heart and get in the fetal position (how ever you spell that) against me.

Then I would have my head over their head, and using my left arm to rub their back and with my right hand I stroke their cheek.

Havent gotten a complaint about it yet wink

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"

"Its not working my lord!"

"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Complaint?! Complaint!?!

Who in their right mind would complain?!
I realize that we're all a bit twisted but...Huh!?! confused wink confused

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
ditto biggrin



i love the word 'snog'....its so romatic... ubblol



only the english language could contain such a word...

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