Written by: packaging
ATTENTION!: Needles have sharp points. Keep this packaging for futre reference.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Written by: Skulduggery
Are we all so dumb now days that we have to be told this sort of stuff?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Written by: Pen Draven
i always like seeing the 'Warning may contain nuts' notices on bags of peanuts.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Written by: Brit_Joe
Did you move onto deadlyer rounds?
Written by: Brit_Joe
These days everyones too soft, stupid, and not brought up properlly, I think social attitudes have moved on way too much since around about the 60's give or take a decade or two.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Written by: Hanz
what? Dumb People Suck
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Written by: Brit_Joe
and if you watch heartbeat the worst crime they have to deal with are cases of missing tea bags or something....
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Written by: Brit_JoeWritten by: Hanz
what? Dumb People Suck
Nope, may contain nuts! *looks downwards*
Yeah FRD its very broad, but ya know thirty or so years ago chavs wherent knifing each other on the streets, and if you watch heartbeat the worst crime they have to deal with are cases of missing tea bags or something....so ya know....BRING BACK FLOGGING!
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
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