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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
hi all,
browsing through ebay (for something unrelated) i found this.
if anyone else finds something stupid in ebay, put it up, there's a truckload of it out there, im just too lazy to find it.
*awaiting a wisecrack from a certain ucof*
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
I've seen those before. Why pay for one when you can stretch a normal one over someone's head?
https://www.disturbingauctions.com/
Uncle Chop Chop
213 posts
Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom
https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...ssPageName=WDVW
"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
hmmm well I had an ace idea, claim I was a huge psychic and then sell pieces of paper with illegible scrawl and claim its was elvis' or sumat
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
3 men walk into a pub....
you know the rest
"worn on the head for easy access"
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
oooooooooook
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
oki think this is the most disturbing evil clown
definatly the product of a sick mind
and still on the theme of clowns
feed your child to the clown god
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
as it takes my mind of my impending driving test iv found another one i wont post the link but theres a person offering naked pictures of his gf for revenge on her
Written by: sick guy
This is a picture of my girlfriend that i am auctioning off, she cheated on me so now i am going to get her back by putting her naked on the net.
i will start the bidding off at just 99p, and i will include full resale rights because i just want to get revenge.
i will send the picture within 12 hours of the auction ending.
(revenge is a dish best served on ebay!-)
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
The 'famous' condom hat?
Ive never seen them, so they can't be that famous, surely?
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I want one!
"for parties - Gives you extra poise!"
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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Notice how the same guy is selling an inflatable love sheep?
Who makes this stuff?
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member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
did you not all hear about the peice of toast someone sold on Ebay for 15 grand? apparently the face of Jesus appeared in it when it got burned in the toaster. I'm serious.. some people are mad. Oh and then there was somebody selling a ghost in a bottle. Mmmm
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Yeah the best ove ive seen was one of those cups guys wear over thier bits when playing cricket... it had a face drawn on it and was at 50 grand! haha xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Some one sold an Xbox "box" for £150 the other day when the buyer complained he said it stated quite clearly that it was a (cardboard) box, some people are just canny, wish i could sell something useless.
They only way I would make money selling my body is if they paid by the pound (lb)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
man thats lame, but funny
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
Ive seen people selling air guitars.... yes the air guitars which dont even exist!
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
#Laughs appily# And of course there's the ghost poo...apparently spectres deposit styrofoam, think about *that* next time you're packing somthing for mail. :P
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
82 posts
Location: Wales, UK
my fav was air in a bag, claiming that 1) someone famous breathed through it or 2) it was made in the country so if you live in a city, open it in you home and get a fresh breath of air in your home!
but then again, i cant talk, i sold something worse on ebay!
lol, go on, ask, you know you want to!
daz
stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go!!!
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
What about the piece of nutri grain which looked like ET???
seriously, some people either have too much time on their hands, or will sell anything to make a buck.
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i saw one about air from a hurricane that happened in the stated last year i think it was, the guy auctioning it said that he steped outside, opened the bag and then sealed in air from the hurricane winds. Someone ended up paying like $100 for it. rather sad, whoever paid has too much money.
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addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK
you can even buy a human advertising board
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
wow, thats amazing, sees going for over £500 at the mo too!
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799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
yeah go her! pretty imaginative idea
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
have you seen that her boyfriend is doing it too....bidding is only at £51 for him though!!
strange way to help with wedding costs!!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
no ones asked yet, so i might as well. fussy, what was it?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
https://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...ssPageName=WDVW
there are so many of these up for sale, im quite disturbed...
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