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Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
i bid one bed
i bid one bed
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
i want ur magnetix!!!
i want ur magnetix!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
you can have whatever you want just be here
you can have whatever you want just be here
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
smooth talker
i want all meals cooked for me, toilet seat replaced after you, pampering is essential...
smooth talker
i want all meals cooked for me, toilet seat replaced after you, pampering is essential...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
so basically everything i do anyway
so basically everything i do anyway
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
give me a list of things your willing to do/give up then i'll see if they're good enough...
give me a list of things your willing to do/give up then i'll see if they're good enough...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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643 posts
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Posted:
I'll start at three bottles of fingernail polish, two black and one purple, a brilliant hat and facepainting on demand.
I'll start at three bottles of fingernail polish, two black and one purple, a brilliant hat and facepainting on demand.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
right there's a problem there straight away (and i'm being totally seriously dude lol)
I'm not allowed those colours as they're too goth.
Yes you heard me, not allowed
no bright colours are allowed on these fingertips. I broke this rule once and I had sh*t for it until i took it off. I'm sure he would have dragged me to the bathroom and took it off for me if I'd put another coat of polish on.
I mean - honestly - i'm a rock chick stuck in a mumsy body.
Even my own mum let me wear dark and bright colours, but these days of having to conform to my boyfriend's ideals, its either clear, french polish, sheer, or pastel.
it sucks that i cant be myself arrrgh someone save me!! lol
right - rant over - you may continue bidding!!!
right there's a problem there straight away (and i'm being totally seriously dude lol)
I'm not allowed those colours as they're too goth.
Yes you heard me, not allowed
no bright colours are allowed on these fingertips. I broke this rule once and I had sh*t for it until i took it off. I'm sure he would have dragged me to the bathroom and took it off for me if I'd put another coat of polish on.
I mean - honestly - i'm a rock chick stuck in a mumsy body.
Even my own mum let me wear dark and bright colours, but these days of having to conform to my boyfriend's ideals, its either clear, french polish, sheer, or pastel.
it sucks that i cant be myself arrrgh someone save me!! lol
right - rant over - you may continue bidding!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
Help, help! She's being repressed! #Quietly removes nailpolish from his bid, disdains to put in anything resembeling pastel and replaces the nailpolish offer with one of a hair wrap, having only today got some thread to do it to someone with.
#
Fancy having your hair decorated instead?
Help, help! She's being repressed! #Quietly removes nailpolish from his bid, disdains to put in anything resembeling pastel and replaces the nailpolish offer with one of a hair wrap, having only today got some thread to do it to someone with.
#Fancy having your hair decorated instead?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
err that's a no-no too. *sigh*
err that's a no-no too. *sigh*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
Oh, whoops. Hmmm. #Rubs chin, remembers that he should take a razor to it soon# Empathy and sad eyes over to you.
#Has an idea#
We'll decorate your boyfriend in his sleep!
Oh, whoops. Hmmm. #Rubs chin, remembers that he should take a razor to it soon# Empathy and sad eyes over to you.
#Has an idea#
We'll decorate your boyfriend in his sleep!
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
alas i painted his big toe red once - he wasn't impressed!(oh what a sad life i lead!)
was
funny though!
alas i painted his big toe red once - he wasn't impressed!(oh what a sad life i lead!)
was
funny though! Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'll bid two pirate costumes (including eye patches) fora Goth Frogette
And
I'll also bid two large buckets full of Psy Trance and a big bag of naughtiness for Fluffy of the Napalm Fairies
I'll bid two pirate costumes (including eye patches) fora Goth Frogette
And
I'll also bid two large buckets full of Psy Trance and a big bag of naughtiness for Fluffy of the Napalm Fairies
Let's relight this forum 
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?
AND a gothfrogette?
Why didn't anybody say!!
Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?
AND a gothfrogette?
Why didn't anybody say!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
would bid for you Tammie but i think you just want $niper to be a good boy for you and your sold... but in the interest of fun competition i bid on behalf of the BMVC:
much love and hugs
protection from medical experiments
some brightly coloured stripey paperclips (they are shiney)
an ode to the welsh
respect for you and your little sister
a gaggle of armed geese (for protection in scary places)
99 red balloons
and blue fire to spin with.
would bid for you Tammie but i think you just want $niper to be a good boy for you and your sold...
but in the interest of fun competition i bid on behalf of the BMVC:much love and hugs
protection from medical experiments
some brightly coloured stripey paperclips (they are shiney)
an ode to the welsh
respect for you and your little sister
a gaggle of armed geese (for protection in scary places)
99 red balloons
and blue fire to spin with.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Nobody said, I just thought I'd bid anyway
Written by: Loves the Circus
Hang on... There's a fluff up for auction?
AND a gothfrogette?
Why didn't anybody say!!
Nobody said, I just thought I'd bid anyway
Let's relight this forum
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
If this is true,
I'll bid for the fluffster:
LOADS of body paint so she can look as beautiful as she did at PLAY everyday
A person to apply body paint
Chai with or without Brandy (lots of it)
Pings
Pongs
Fluffy hoops
Unbreakable fluffy poi
Bounciness
Two barrels of fluff
An infected mushroom
Giggles.
For a gothfrogette I bid:
A pirate ship complete with spare Jolly rogers
A crew for said ship
A parrot for her shoulder
a cutlASS
Eyepatch
Tiger balm for her nipples
If this is true,
I'll bid for the fluffster:
LOADS of body paint so she can look as beautiful as she did at PLAY everyday
A person to apply body paint
Chai with or without Brandy (lots of it)
Pings
Pongs
Fluffy hoops
Unbreakable fluffy poi
Bounciness
Two barrels of fluff
An infected mushroom
Giggles.
For a gothfrogette I bid:
A pirate ship complete with spare Jolly rogers
A crew for said ship
A parrot for her shoulder
a cutlASS
Eyepatch
Tiger balm for her nipples
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
sorry time for a moody rant - Tinquelle Pants your man sounds like a complete and I really can't understand why you'd want to be with someone who thinks he's got the right to tell you what to do (and you let him 
). It makes me sad that you don't just say to him "get a life mate I'll paint my nails/braid my hair however I want and if you don't like it then 
"
*NB am having bad day at work and needed to rant.. am sure you're with him for a reason but I just can't understand your attitude.. or his.
..... am sure he's got other redeeming qualities - don't want to be someone just having a go at random people on HoP but it just sounds a bit wrong to me...
sorry time for a moody rant - Tinquelle Pants your man sounds like a complete
and I really can't understand why you'd want to be with someone who thinks he's got the right to tell you what to do (and you let him ). It makes me sad that you don't just say to him "get a life mate I'll paint my nails/braid my hair however I want and if you don't like it then "*NB am having bad day at work and needed to rant.. am sure you're with him for a reason but I just can't understand your attitude.. or his.
..... am sure he's got other redeeming qualities - don't want to be someone just having a go at random people on HoP but it just sounds a bit wrong to me...
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
An new sort of bidding!
Who hasn't been auctioned off yet?
An new sort of bidding!
Who hasn't been auctioned off yet?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
i loved she-ra lol
anyway - your right - he's a good dad n provider but i've only just recently (at easter) given birth to his daughter so i'm kinda stuck for a while....
yeah i'm not truely myself like i was as a teen but things will change soon, if i find the guts to do something about it. 3years ago I started a whole new life, and If I leave I'll have to start over again - and I dont have any money to do so. I'm thinking of the children at the moment.
as for this bidding malarky - I'm just waiting for the right buyer lol
Written by: sunbeam
sorry time for a moody rant..
i loved she-ra lol
anyway - your right - he's a good dad n provider but i've only just recently (at easter) given birth to his daughter so i'm kinda stuck for a while....
yeah i'm not truely myself like i was as a teen but things will change soon, if i find the guts to do something about it. 3years ago I started a whole new life, and If I leave I'll have to start over again - and I dont have any money to do so. I'm thinking of the children at the moment.
as for this bidding malarky - I'm just waiting for the right buyer lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
Ah, then these aren't inherrently bad bids...in the interest of pointless ness I'll not add to my bid seven pillows, a jolly jumper (you must know what a jolly jumper is. It's not like a shirt.) a pink ferret and a blank CD.
Ah, then these aren't inherrently bad bids...in the interest of pointless ness I'll not add to my bid seven pillows, a jolly jumper (you must know what a jolly jumper is. It's not like a shirt.) a pink ferret and a blank CD.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
Posted:
ok -im a bit new around here, but im going up for auction....one fine ginger,fanta loving,crazy dancing, nurse.....at the bidders mercy!
Becs x
ok -im a bit new around here, but im going up for auction....one fine ginger,fanta loving,crazy dancing, nurse.....at the bidders mercy!
Becs x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Posted:
i bid 1 wooden fire staff, 1 glowy star, 1 pirate, 1 left sock, 2 right sox (both different from the left), 1 tip for the interview and of course lots and lots of hugs
(according to 2bags they are quite good)
i bid 1 wooden fire staff, 1 glowy star, 1 pirate, 1 left sock, 2 right sox (both different from the left), 1 tip for the interview and of course lots and lots of hugs
(according to 2bags they are quite good) UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
Posted:
can i have a preview of my interview tip? so i can make a sound judgement...obviously?
B x
can i have a preview of my interview tip? so i can make a sound judgement...obviously?
B x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee
i bid all the hugs you want
sock poi
a pair of drinking socks ("either hammered" or "one tequila two tequila three tequila floor")
a limited edition "im not as think as you drunk i am" t-shirt
either red, black or white felt
3 cocktail umberllas
a pencil
an AAA battery
a pencil pot
an animated avatar
a CD blank (with custom cover)
all the good luck i can send your way for the interview
PLUS an interview tip and one of those shag band things
EDITED_BY: linden rathen (1125005649)
hee hee
i bid all the hugs you want
sock poi
a pair of drinking socks ("either hammered" or "one tequila two tequila three tequila floor")
a limited edition "im not as think as you drunk i am" t-shirt
either red, black or white felt
3 cocktail umberllas
a pencil
an AAA battery
a pencil pot
an animated avatar
a CD blank (with custom cover)
all the good luck i can send your way for the interview
PLUS an interview tip and one of those shag band things
EDITED_BY: linden rathen (1125005649)
back
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mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
Posted:
hmm...interesting bids im liking the t-shirt and pirate offers!
i will close the bidding for me at lunchtime tomorrow....but i warn you - the orange fantas very very important.
b x
hmm...interesting bids im liking the t-shirt and pirate offers!
i will close the bidding for me at lunchtime tomorrow....but i warn you - the orange fantas very very important.
b x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*goes off to bye oragne fanta
i bid orange fanta as well
*goes off to bye oragne fanta
i bid orange fanta as well
back
*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Posted:
Ok I bid the ownership of fanta in it's entirety which includes (obviously) all the orange fanta you can drink.
I'll also throw in a candle lit supper on board the Black Pearl with music from the band/artist of your choice.
As many home made firetoys as you could ever need in a lifetime. Constructed be moi. Glow toys are also available on request.
Also you can play with my pet gecko. He's cute.
Ok I bid the ownership of fanta in it's entirety which includes (obviously) all the orange fanta you can drink.
I'll also throw in a candle lit supper on board the Black Pearl with music from the band/artist of your choice.
As many home made firetoys as you could ever need in a lifetime. Constructed be moi. Glow toys are also available on request.
Also you can play with my pet gecko. He's cute.
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
for bchickpea I bid on behalf of the bmvc
A pyramid made from your favourit treat
12 houstrained monkeys
the southern part of the moon
some mangos
some bananas
a lifetime supply of fanta,with all the bad stuff removed, so its really really healthy and good for you yet tastes and looks the exact same.
alternative fanta flavours, fanta grape,fanta apple, fanta pineapple etc
a 3 hour sit-down-meal and conversation with the person of your choice (dead or a live)
a bright green bus
18 sticky-back notes
some really really shiny stuff
1000 smiles for 1000 hopeless childeren
a plastic glow-in-the-dark frog
a water cooler
a bouncy castle
9 lives (just so you can try really dangerous things without the death being permenant)
and some soup
EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1125047561)
for bchickpea I bid on behalf of the bmvc
A pyramid made from your favourit treat
12 houstrained monkeys
the southern part of the moon
some mangos
some bananas
a lifetime supply of fanta,with all the bad stuff removed, so its really really healthy and good for you yet tastes and looks the exact same.
alternative fanta flavours, fanta grape,fanta apple, fanta pineapple etc
a 3 hour sit-down-meal and conversation with the person of your choice (dead or a live)
a bright green bus
18 sticky-back notes
some really really shiny stuff
1000 smiles for 1000 hopeless childeren
a plastic glow-in-the-dark frog
a water cooler
a bouncy castle
9 lives (just so you can try really dangerous things without the death being permenant)
and some soup
EDITED_BY: blu_valley (1125047561)
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
bchickpea I up BMVC bid to include
Ownership by an honorary ginger and full on ginger lovin'
as much jelly as you can handle in the flavour of your choice
some super 
for you.
eternal laughter (a pic of me would give you that)
some donkey rides
piggyback transport to a destination of your choice
the secret of immortality (via peach eating)
the use of the mighty VLAD! (my super staff)
the use of much aerotech fun (meteors and proballs)
Even more of the fantastic fanta, (and the secret of making it)
tent space atthe next big meet.
friendship
the security of being owned by the BMVC (please check with other clients)
bchickpea I up BMVC bid to include
Ownership by an honorary ginger and full on ginger lovin'
as much jelly as you can handle in the flavour of your choice
some super
for you.eternal laughter (a pic of me would give you that
)some donkey rides
piggyback transport to a destination of your choice
the secret of immortality (via peach eating)
the use of the mighty VLAD! (my super staff)
the use of much aerotech fun (meteors and proballs)
Even more of the fantastic fanta, (and the secret of making it
)tent space atthe next big meet.
friendship
the security of being owned by the BMVC (please check with other clients)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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