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whats up with all the limitations?

Well most of us lovely ladies have already been claimed. Got to get in fast these days

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

/me wonders if circular ownership is a good idea.

I just realised Pink is on the BJC organising thingy. I think.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...

So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.

For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.

I post on Rec. but not about the BJC, my name on Rec. is AliceB



I like your bids...

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

In 5 1/2 years I've never had the balls to put myself up for auction so here goes....

Bargain Basement time:

Somewhat dated model but not a bad runner, several previous careless owners, deficient in all but basic technology and limited performance but plenty of heart and soul.
Good cook and excellent listener.
Easily controlled with flowers and a few kind words.

please don't make me beg......

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Ok i will put myself up for auction
so...here goes..

I'm an 18 yr old hooper, also use levisticks. learning poi and hopefully soon staff on the side. Just a starter at performing but pretty good at what i do so far

Talents include gaming, pretty decent at cooking, and love to dance. Love almost any music including techno, dubstep, rock, etc. can't stand country though. Thankfully I am pretty easily entertained, but also easily distracted its fun though!

I also like smiley faces lol

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

-Bertrand Russell

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!