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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
What, no bid?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


LokiiBRONZE Member
member
34 posts
Location: Scummerset, UK


Posted:
Gimme a chance, i'm a noob to such auctioneering!

I'll rummage through my archives and see what I can find...


Right i'll raise you one pair of giant sunglasses (just in case of giant eyes wink)

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok I am extending my availability on the auction for 1 week.

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I offer 10 hugs a beer and a spliff biggrin

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooo steaks is up ... right i bid;

a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me biggrin

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thats a tough call.

Nebula, anything to counter?
Any new bidders?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I offer nothing!! I dont want you! wink

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Matt, you always have to spoil my fun frown wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I go out of my way to do so biggrin

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Good job I know you love me enough to want to spoil my fun (hey, it's better than not being loved at all) hug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ye... Love...

That must be it...

rolleyes wink

FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
If DA gets to own two, i must get to be owned by two.
So i`m up for auction again.
Starting bid is a bottle of Johnnie Walker.
ubbrollsmile
as for my qualities:
-.. umm, there has to be some umm
- i have a string on my back and when pulled i say various stuff
- i`m tall and strong so you don`t have to be afraid of bullies when i`m around
-i`m arrogant (no, not really, and the part above is a lie, i`m small and weak)
-not entirely smoke-free but getting there
ah, and
-friendly biggrin

there:)

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Fyre, She already owns yourself AND idancelikeatwat.

If she owns me that will total 3 people wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
PETRI PETRI PETRI!!!

I'll buy you!!

um...

I bid:
-Bottle of Johnnie Walker
-A new fire staff
-Some elbow grease
-English words you dont yet know
-1 sex slave
-A can of red bull
-Two packs of crisps
-A weekend in Brighton

biggrin

FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
she owns you aswell confused
it`s like she`s collecting `em

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
She doesnt own me, she is bidding for ownership of me.
She also wants to own Ravehead as well, she said she will be done with that.

And Matthew (yes 2 TT's) I am disapointed at you.

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
At me?... so long as your not disappointed IN me, cos that would be bad...

I dont know what I would do??

ubbangel

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't think there is anything you could do to make me dissapointed IN you wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
first of all, i`d like to be owned by a female, you`re a "fe" short of owning me matt. and what`s up with only 1bottle of Johnnie Walker ?

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oooo-ho!

FINE! SOD YOU!!

I'm wirhdrawing my bid... you sexist lil bitch!!

Last time I help you with english words!!

**runs off crying**

FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
there there, yoou`ll always be my special gay friend smile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Oi oi!

Who's been messing with my mates feelings then?

I like to break legs ya know...

*cracks knuckles*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
read my qualities a couple of posts earlier.*psst i wasn`t lying biggrin*

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*points at petri*

Him him!!

He did it Henry...

*evil grin*

FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
no really, i`m sorry matt frown
i apologize.. feel any better? ubbrollsmile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
*hides fom FRD in a corner*

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
He does have the 'fe' sometimes! eek



reconsider your decision? ubblol




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dosen't he look cute with his blonde curly hair and long legs??

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oi!! whos bullying my fyre! *glares at asena and FRD* anyone lays a finger on him and your dead *hugs fyre* there hunni no one will hurt you now im here and im not being up for bid i mean you can bid to own steaks but i already own you biggrin and happy to own you

steaks had any other bids yet tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
HA! looks like i`m not the only one with a guardian here biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
dont push it *remembers how cute fyre is* awwwwww *hugs!!*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


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