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Posted: 12th Apr 2005
I have to live with Sinjax. Think about that when you try to sleep tonight.

"Take that, math!"

Posted: 13th Apr 2005
I slept very well thanks



there are currently 999,999,998 bottles of beer in the chatroom's web interface available

Posted: 13th Apr 2005
Minus one

*Gug Gug Gug!*

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

Posted: 13th Apr 2005

Written by: flid

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I slept very well thanks

there are currently 999,999,998 bottles of beer in the chatroom's web interface available

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Brilliant. Utterly wrong, but brilliant.

"Take that, math!"

Posted: 15th Apr 2005
999999924 left

I'm interested to know what UCOF's contribution will be

Posted: 15th Apr 2005
GEEKS!



wear_hat(HAT_TYPE_GEEK);



why Python Rocks and I like it a hell of alot more than java.



features:

- Dynamic runtime bottle allocation

- Guaranteed fair neighbour bottle distribution

- Monitored neighbour drunkenness ratio

- Multi-platform

- Fully-extensible



Python:

Code:

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lyrics = """%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall

%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall

and if one green bottle should acidently fall

There'd be %i green bottles haning on the wall"""



for bottle in xrange(1000000000,0,-1):

print lyrics %(bottle,bottle,bottle-1)

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C:

Code:

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#include



int main(void)

{

int bottle=1000000000;

for( bottle=1000000000; bottle >= 0; --bottle)

printf("%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n\

%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n\

and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n\

There'd be %i green bottles haning on the wall\n",bottle,bottle,bottle-1);

return 0;

}

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C++

Code:

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#include



const unsigned int MAX_BOTTLES=1000000000;

int main(void)

{

for(int beer=MAX_BOTTLES; beer>=1; beer--)

{

std::cout <
<
<<"and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n"

<<"There'd be "<
}

return 0;

}

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C#:

Code:

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using System;



namespace geek

{

class Class1

{

const int MAX_BOTTLES = 1000000000;

const String lyrics = "{0} green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n{0} " +

"green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n" +

"and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n" +

"There'd be {1} green bottles haning on the wall\n";

[STAThread]

static void Main(string[] args)

{

for( int bottle = MAX_BOTTLES; bottle >= 0; --bottle)

Console.WriteLine(lyrics,bottle,bottle-1);

}

}

}

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ASM - I suck at and even printing a number is far too much effort for this silly thread
EDITED_BY: garthy (1113611655)

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

Posted: 17th Apr 2005
Going off at a tagent whilst steam sorts it's life out and lets me play counterstrike: well, c# is microsoft java for windows, when I gave it a go last summer I couldn't quite understand how MS had gotten away with so many copyright violations. Can you really say that python is more multi-platform than java is thou? I dabbled with python about 6 years ago and have done lots of TCL since (not out of choice). It's ok for short things, but i'd go insane trying to manage code written in it over 10,000 lines. I agree that C and C++ need a proper overhaul, and I that's the main advantage of languages which have been designed and maintained by one central proffessional company/institution (ie Java, which efficiency aside I really enjoy coding large projects with). I'd like to see a non memory managed language which isn't archiaic, i see too many new languages which are designed at making them easy to learn and quick/sloppy to script in (without nessecarily being easy to read backwhen you've completely forgotten why you wrote it), as opposed to be a real alternative to C++ (which really is the only option for games programming (if i still had my ps2 dev kit i'd do a vector unit assembly version )). Thankfully the coding i encounter now at work is linux/unix based, generally in whatever language i want, to do it's job run by me or others, which 99% of the time is perl/bash

Posted: 17th Apr 2005
Dear god I stumbled into Geekland! Save me someone before I start wearing wooly cardigans with leather elbow pads...... oh no thats geography teachers isn't it......umm......

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 17th Apr 2005
i'll get you out skully, i seem to have made the same mistake too....

*grabs skully, throws her copy of new scientist away and drags her out the room*

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

Posted: 17th Apr 2005
oh man, i thought i was a geek.... now maybe im just slightly so...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 6th Dec 2005
Oooooo look Chris saved me. Yay Chris!

Yes, I do know this was months ago. I just never noticed before.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 6th Dec 2005
I am not a geek!

I am an Otaku, Gamer, Furry, Fool

Gods... Im a geek =/

Posted: 7th Dec 2005
oh, god, I just found this thread again and thought, "wow, this is my kind of thread"

then I realized who started it. I had seriously forgotten.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.