9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Yup.
I've been desprately trying to prove it an april fools joke but apparently it's true.
He was my favorite ever.
"I always wanted to be a 'race car passanger'... just sit in the passenger seat and bug the driver... say things like 'Can I put my feet out the window?' 'You mind if I turn on the radio?' 'Why do we keep driving around in circles?' 'Wow, you must really like Tide'"
"Some people teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life. A dog has never looked at me as though he thought it was tricky."
"On a stoplight green means to and yellow means yield, but on a bananna it's totally the opposite. Green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead' and red means 'where the f#ckd you get that bananna?'"
Just a few that pop into my head on a Friday Morning...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
gah!
*ish speechless
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
9 posts
Im pretty sure this is more tragic then the death of the pope.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
For me, personally, it was.
I had the opportunity to see Mitch a few months ago.
Didn't go.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
I tried to walk into Target but I missed. Damn.
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
He was just in my town a month ago, and I lamented not seeing his show. I always liked his style, his odd speech and stress placement. Unfortunately, his drugged out demeanor was not an act, he liked his highs...
"I was at a casino, standing by the door, and a security guard said 'You have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you have legs and are flammable, you are never blocking the fire exit."
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Here are some free video clips...
https://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml
The donut segment is fantastic...
"I just cannot imagine a scenario where I have to prove that I bought a donut..."
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
wow, he's good.
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"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
was
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
omg, that sucks
i saw him on the montreal comedy gala, he was great
i cant remember anything he said, but he was great.
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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