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CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*slaps Kurobeis head* sorry acid reflux thing

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
*bump* for UCOF - see, I told you I could find it

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I hear a rumour that some of the cheekier HOPers are bumping all the Official threads in order to piss off a certain moderator... I hope for their sake that the rumour is unfounded...

HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I heard that some people were conspiring to name EVERY new thread they start "Official," just to get under the skin of a certain beloved mod who shall remain nameless (but very flashy and on fire )

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Jade Lynxmember
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA


Posted:
Well, Tanguay has been trade-bait for a while now, yet LeCroix made the Morris deal for Drury instead. Speculation has Tangers going for Ibister, but some feel that once Tangs gets out of this slump, that he's too much for just Ibister, so maybe a 4th-liner D, or a draft pick...

Oh, wait, wrong rumour thread... that was for my hockey forum...

We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!


UCOF (emergency)member
129 posts
Location: nodnoL


Posted:
ive heard that mike ginny is in fact a 9 year old, japanese girl with a medical journal, who quotes from it to impress us and fool us into thinking she is a 20 something medical student.

erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
No, no, no! I'm a dental student with a medical dictionary, remember? Sheesh!

I hear that UCOF is actually an 83-year-old morbidly obese man who sits at his computer in the nude!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Shudders and realises that she is now damaged for life with that mental pic of UCOF
There is a rumor going around that Im cool. Its true...

[ 05. December 2002, 15:13: Message edited by: Valura ]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I hear Valura has Arsn so whipped that she got him to drive a metal spike through one of his nipples just by asking nicely and batting her eyelashes!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I can confirm the rumour...ITS TRUE....hmmmmmm nipples...
I heard a rumour that Arsn and I got married....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I heard that rumour too. If its true congratulations

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Waiddasecondwaiddasecondwaiddasecond...

Are you SERIOUS, Valura?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
I heard that UCOF is actually part cat - he has 6 nipples and licks himself clean.
There's another rumour that Jez has a prosthetic arm that keeps going wrong, which is why he learns loads of moves 1 handed.
I also heard that Lolli has a fixation with stuffed badgers, and has a wardrobe full of them that she talks to at night.
Apparently, Dromepixie makes a living harvesting her belly button fluff and weaving it into scarves

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I heard a rumor that there was a rumour htread on here, and another rumour about Valura and Arsn that I have been sworn into secrecy to keep, right Valura *nudge nudge*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Yes Bram thats right....

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
But I also heard she ruined it now, and its no longer a secret. hmpf

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I heard a rumor that Bram is actually French-Canadian!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
rumour has it this was a fantastic thread/....

lolli is squeezeable and i miss her greatly

pink flags is actually a crocodile

mysterio master of confusion is actually coleman

anyone know if these are true?

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pink Flags is a crocodile?
that explains everything! I wondered why she always trys and bites people!

Alice

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I heard that Pink Poi has a secret green fetish!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
thats odd...so did i

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Do you suppose that means it's true, then?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
I heard the green thing is only on Weds when the colour green makes her REALLLLLLLY horny.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
whereas at other times in the week it just makes her nauseous. Red, on the other hand...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Damn i think you guys sussed(sp?) me out!

I heard that UCOF actaully has pink duvet cover!

Alice

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE:

mysterio master of confusion is actually coleman

you know, even i'm not sure any more.
oo-oo--aa-aa-aaah!!!

i heard if ucof compliments your shoes, you're permitted to tongue him

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Pink Poi:
Damn i think you guys sussed(sp?) me out!

I heard that UCOF actaully has pink duvet cover!

I heard he had pink underwear.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Woo!HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.


Posted:
I am led to believe that there are only 2 beings on HoP... Me and Seven... Even TrippyHippy is not real! (And I go drinking with him)

It's all a plan to bring felines back to the top of the food chain. Even Malcolm is fictional, and I believed all those half-cocked stories as to why he was #2 not #1...

Come on cat, you're rumbled.

(I do have my doubts about certain people though... , even the most fertile of imaginations would struggle to make some of you up!

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I was reading in a gossip column the other day, and it said that Kurobei was becoming a famous rock star??

I also read that Pele was going to release her own range of "flaming goddess" lingerie...

There was mention of a free for all bum pinching of UCOF in Bovril Monkeys Intro.

And recently I heard a whisper about Flynt getting internet access during work hours, so you might see her around more, making nuicence random posts again....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You're right there The Scientist. I heard that UCOF was just an acid inspired comic book character who's ego got too big for his pages and he burst out into the world.


And I was told, by his mom, that Bram was a cabbage patch doll that they reared as their own child cos they left their reqal baby out in the rain and it shrunk.....

Meh


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