fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia



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vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas

Lisa:i can see the music.
Barney:I dont know where you pixies came from but i surre like you pixie drink *buuuurp*
homer:it's just a little airborne its still good it's still good.
:bart:dad are you licking frogs again?
:scientist:hmm thats strange that was non alcoholic champagne.
bart : APRIL fBAM.
cheif wiggum:there is beer shooting from the chimney,am proceeding on foot.

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

Skinner: BArt i know you can read my mind so your ass is my mine yes thatts right your ass is mine.
Homer: Boy i know you can read my mind meow meow meow owowow.

Bart: mum i need your help
MArge: Uncle _____ said shoot them all and let god sought them out, unfortunatly he put his therory to practice on one grave december morn it tok 85 federal mashalls to take him out now lets never speak of this again.


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fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

HOMER:its all thanks to yesicannabis

HOMER:JESUSALLABUDDHA if your uot ther i believe in you.

LIZA: I glad im not in factuated in anyone , oh..... 3 more years corey


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calvranSILVER Member
61 posts
Location: nowhere, ca, USA

Australian Guy : That's not a knife, this is a knife.
Bart : No, that's a spoon.
Australian Guy : Ah, I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

Grandpa: Death is everywhere these days, you gotta be careful. AHH! Death! (points to Maggie)
Lisa: Grandpa, that's Maggie.
Grandpa: Oh. AHH! Death! (points to Snowball)
Lisa: Grandpa, that's the cat.
Grandpa: Oh. AHH! Death! (points to Maggie again)

And this next one I quote, sadly enough, from memory, so excuse any errors :

Dr. Nick : Hi Everybody!
Doctor : Hi Dr. Nick. Of the 216 gravest charges before this malpractice committee, the most disturbing are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant...
Dr. Nick : But I cleaned them with my napkin!
*Another guy runs in*
Guy : There's a crazy man in E.R.! We need a shrink!
*Nick gets a look on his face and walks down*
Dr. Nick : Now, tell Dr. Nick, where is the trouble?
Grandpa : I'm jumpy! I've got ants in my pants! Give me a colmagem (?)
Dr. Nick : Slow down sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure. The symptoms you describe point to bonus eruptus, it's a terrible disorder where the skin tries to escape the body and LEAP out the mouth!
Grandpa : Now you're talking!
Dr. Nick : Our only hope is transdental electromocide. I'll need a golf cart motor with a thousand volt capacamator. Stat!
Assistant : But Doctor, I can't in good conscience...
Dr. Nick : No, not now! There's no time! We'll have to improvise!
*Dr. Nick disconnects the power cable from the light, sparks it together, and then connects it to Grandpa's face.*
Dr. Nick : There, keep doing that every 5 seconds.
Malpractice Committee Doctor : Dr. Nick, we owe you an apology. Consider the charges dropped.
Dr. Nick : Hooray! Free nosejobs for everybody! Ugh, you first.
Old Guy : Give me a Van Heffen.

158 posts
Location: Oxford, U.K.

homer : no beer and tv make homer go somthing somthing...
marge: go crazy?
homer: dont mind if i do ahhhhhh...

i would be a butterfly noone sespects the butterfly... "i didn't burn down the school the butterfly did it im telling you it was the butterfly." "oh yeah blame it on the butterfly."

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and Shot each other.

fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

HOMER:MArge you know when i learn something new its pushes out something old...... remeber the wine drinking course i took up and i forgot how to drive.....
MArge: HOMER you were drunk


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71 posts
Location: Bantry, Ireland

Submarine Captain: "Maybe its the salt water in my veins or the oxygen bubbles in my brains but I've taken a real shine to you."

Spotty Australian teenager: "frogs! thats a funny name. I'd have called 'em chozz wozzers"

Coyote from Homers chilli hallucination: "Find your soulmate."
Homer:"but who is it?"
Coyote: "this is just your memory i cant give you any new information."

Chief Wiggum: "Bake 'em away toys......just do what the kid said."

Chief Wiggum:"Ralphie what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery"

Comicbook Store guy:"oooh! now i must find a new fortress of solitude"

New hard ass detective guy:"I'll get you Beer Baron"
Homer (of screen and far away):"No you won't"

Homer:"I'll practice you"

Arty Ziff (sung to the tune of that annie Lennox song): Travel the world and the seven seas, I am watching you through a hidden camera.

Homer:"wait a minute! How much sex are we talking? Cause if its some!!!!

Homer:"Marge roads are a suggestion! Like pants!!"

Ralpie:"Look Big Daddy theres regular Daddy"

Skinner:"Chief Big Daddy's getting away"
Chief Wiggum:"Don't worry, he'll be back. I have a feeling we'll be meeting each week in always more sexy and exciting ways"

Bart: "is that a camera in the ceiling?"
Camera:"No, go to sleep!!"

Lady on the chat show: "I'm talkin' down town!!"

Homer:"ever since you started therapy all you talk about is yourself!!
Marge:"I just came out of my first session and I haven't opened my mouth yet.
Homer:See. "I just came out of MY first session and I haven't opened MY mouth!"

Adam from U2:"look! I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection. I love my spoons. I don't know what I'd do without them"
Bono:"Can I see?" (takes spoon and throws it behind him. Spoon hits Mr.Burns)
M. Burns:"Wankers"

Mulder:"there's been reports of alien sightings in Springfield"
Scully:"But Mulder. A cachement of weapons and drugs have just been smuggled into New York"
Mulder:"Huh! I hardly think thats the sort of thing the FBI should be involved in"

Phew thats all for now.....
I happy and kinda of sad that I could get that many without leaving the room, the computer, or this web page

[ 08 September 2002, 23:33: Message edited by: FirePoi-boy ]

237 posts


121 posts
Location: Brisbane QLD Australia

If you were running for Mayor he'd vote for you.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.

521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Operator, give me the number for 911



be excellent to each other: safe:

189 posts
Location: London

(Marge pats Ralph on the shoulder)
Ralph: Daddy she touched my special spot.

Heh heh my favorite.

I hope you realize how pissed I am.

9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Bumping this ancient thread up to share an entire song written in Ralph Wiggum quotes.

Gotta love it.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

simtaBRONZE Member
1,181 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)

Homer "wait a minute....thats not the wallet inspector"

"the geeks have got you" - Gayle

Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

lol wicked thread!

*Grandpa runs in brandishing a wooden stake and a mallet at Bart*

Grandpa: "We must kill the boy!"
Lisa: "How did you know he was a Vampire?"
Grandpa: ""He's a Vampire? AAArrrrrrgggghhhhh"

*Grandpa runs out screaming*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

PyrohymirSILVER Member
16 posts
Location: Tønsberg, Norway

"Relax Lise, there's no such thing as monsters. They are makebelieves like Aliens, fairies and Eskimoes" - Homer, who else...?

Might not be entirely correct, but it's how I remember it being said.

It's your Hell. YOU burn in it. I'll just burn here...
I put the sensual back into non-consensual!!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

(After the world has gone into meltdown after a household appliance-led Apocalypse)

Lisa: BEHOLD! The Wonder of the civilised world(!)

Homer: 'Wonder' Lisa? Or 'Blunder'...?

Lisa: I think that was what I implied Dad...

Homer: 'Implied'? or 'Implode'?


Lisa: Oh Bart, there's more to you than the two-dimensional character with the two-bit catchphrase...

*Homer Breaks the Lamp*

Homer: DOH!

Bart: Aye Caramba!

Marge: Hhrhmmmm...

Maggie: *Suck* *Suck*

Flanders: Howdy Doodily!

Nelson: HAA-Haa!

Mr Burns: Eeeexcellent


Lisa: If anyone wants me I'll be in my room...


*Homer is Running furiously on a treadmill*

Mulder What's the point of this test Scully?

Scully No Point, I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight...

Mulder His... Jiggling is almost hypnotic...

Scully Yes... It's like a lava lamp...


Marge Should the Simpsons get a horse...?

Comic Book GuyExcuse me! I believe there was an incident when the Simpsons acquired a horse forcing Homer to take on two jobs with hilarious consequences...

Homer Does anyone care what this guy thinks?!

Everyone NO!!!


Comic Book Guy Heart Seizing! Arm In Pain! Must. Stop. Describing. Symptoms!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

rin_666SILVER Member
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom

Homer-don't worry being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to a giant blender

73 posts

homer:"so kids, what do u think about going to blocko land?"
bart and Lisa :"meh"
Lisa:" we sed meh spelt m e h. meh"

73 posts

marge: homer, have u been liking frogs again??


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