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Written by: lauz the caterpilla
she'd still be able to kick your ass.
Whilst the other ones looked on in (big girly) horror
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
see frd theres no beating the pigeon
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: lauz the caterpilla
see frd theres no beating the pigeon
I'm sure there must be a way.
If videgames have taught me anything, its that everyone has a weakness
Cantus: That made me laugh muchly! Nice one
Stupid girly clones.....
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125746193)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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You can try being furry and hugging her lots. That's what i do
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Ah Bugis, indeed you are talented at winning the affections of pretty ladies.
I am muchly jealous of this. Yes.
I am sure the fact that a monkey has a better chance at pulling than me shall haunt me to my grave
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1125756317)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
I've found a monkey dating service
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I dunno Bugis, 20 quid for a date seems a little steep.
You can do much better for yourself...
Or was that site intended for me?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
For you or the pretty pigeon lady.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Everybody needs a monkey. Except for maus who, for some reason, seems to prefer giraffes.
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
monkeys are great i have a friend who has a monkey too
and he's really cool Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
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*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
*bites down on tongue
ohhhh there are many monkeys on that dating service Mr bugis - but arnt you a bit young to be using such sites...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: linden rathen
ohhhh there are many monkeys on that dating service Mr bugis - but arnt you a bit young to be using such sites...
it wasn't actually a dating service Linden. Bugis just called it that cos he was confused by them selling monkeys that looked a lot like him on the inturnip.
Plus whilst you say he's too young for all that, he's already spent more time in the cleavage of many HoP girls than most of us can even dream about
Vixen, stroo, pink, wildchild to name but a few....
Meh
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Lucky schmuck.....
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
he is very lucky i wish i could do that
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Well i'm sure he would enjoy your company very much too my dear Lauz
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well he's always welcome
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Although you may ahve to fight pigeon for him....
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i'm sure she'll let me have a little bit of time with him. i hope
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
She nearly came to blows with Bubbles over him
Meh
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oh my. i bet bugis loves all the ladies fighting over him.
i shall find away
*thinks of cunning plan to win bugis' heart and get to spend quality time with him* Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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*brings in a shield for Lauz* You might need it when Pigeon hears you want Bugis
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
thankyou
*hides behind shield*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
*throws camo netting over Lauz* She'll never see you now.
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
thank you
i could try and bribe her with giant cookies
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Good idea and I happen to have....
*pulls out a bag of gargantuan cookies*
...these. Here you go.
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
thanks.
*keeps them ready to give pigeon*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*giggles uncontrollably from a safe distance*
Meh
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Laughs at Pigeon. Eat up chum. Then I'll tell you whats in the cookies...
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
[noodles]! You cant go slipping Bugis cookies that aint cookies!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
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They could be Horses in disguise?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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