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{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
funny story:

Sitting in chemistry bored... usual box of Englands Glory matches in my pocket.

So there I am distributing matches round the class behind the teachers back and seeing who can strike it off the most imporessive surface. I think glass was a crowd pleaser wink

Anyway me and my mate lay 2 matches down and light em just coz 2 looks better than one right? I put my hand on top to put them out and now I have a really cool looking burn on my hand ubbloco

haha it looks like a snakebite right in the middle of my palm, tell ya what though it didn't half hurt at the time lol

So remember kids don't play with matches

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


L Jnewbie
3 posts

Posted:
have a medal clap

Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Written by: {anthrax}


So remember kids don't play with matches




and make sure you dont grab the metal part of you soldering iron. Accidently did that the other day installing an ignitor on my potatoe cannon. now i have 2 lovely burns (now just red crispy skin) on my thumb and forefinger.

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
and dont pick up molten plastic

did that, thought it had solidified... it hadnt. and it fused to my skin, as i tried to peel it off as it hurt quite a lot i just peeled off the skin underneeth! eek

also, when trying to see if the oil in your frying pan it hot enough to cook your egg, dont test it by dripping it on your hand! incredably stupid i know, i think i was still kinda asleep! ooooops smile

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
-dont touch the cosmic yoghurt spoon-

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
no... never the spoon!

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
There is no spoon

*hides*

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
so, whats holding my custard?


(yes i do realise thats matrix!!)

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
mmm matrix

*drools*

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
mmm neo *also drools*

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


lunerniamember
110 posts

Posted:
mmmm drool.. *drools*

blue_pyronewbie
4 posts

Posted:
yuk

teejay_bluemikes bitch
387 posts
Location: manchester/northampton/where the wind blows


Posted:
random thread...

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Welcome to hop's social chat section hunny bounce

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
also, never try to detonate an explosive device by igniting a rocket engine with a hand held butane torch...

crispy skin galore

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
never try to see if your willy is flammable

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
The flesh ain't too flamable.... but the hair goes up like dried grass on a bonfire!!!!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


Gri-griMember
84 posts
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa


Posted:
Written by: meghann



also, when trying to see if the oil in your frying pan it hot enough to cook your egg, dont test it by dripping it on your hand! incredably stupid i know, i think i was still kinda asleep! ooooops smile




Don't worry, I think we've all done STOOPID things like that. The other night I got home, walked through the front door, put down my stuff, walked out the back door and subsequently locked myself out!! confused

Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...


twistedfirestartermember
53 posts
Location: OZ


Posted:
well least ya didnt walk into the door! ubbloco

~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: PyroWill


never try to see if your willy is flammable




you just made me spit out my coffee ........ hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
eek

Written by: PyroWill

never try to see if your willy is flammable




Written by: Bretch

The flesh ain't too flamable.... but the hair goes up like dried grass on a bonfire!




So many unanswered questions...

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


FacelessjokerBRONZE Member
enthusiast
249 posts
Location: Exeter, United Kingdom


Posted:
:O this is turning into a ver twisted conversation.... is that normal??

ANd on topic, my friend burned herself with the metal on a lighter once. She got one of those smiley face scars.

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Recipe for nice scar...

Take 1 metal Parker Pen
Hold in Bunsen Burner until hot
Hold onto friends wrist
Wait till bacon smell and scream
Pick at scab
Voila! One lifelong pal to accompany you on long journeys etc.

Please note: I was only a third party to this misadventure, I do not condone flesh burning in any way unless its Beef Burgers.

Ayethankyou.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Its nice to see Some things on HOP never change,
The quality of the Senseless banter biggrin
I like silly threads
and I like drewl

Maches hmm matches...
Yea, I've got a match,
Your arse and my face....

AAAaawww, No, Thats not what I meant to type. ubblol

Drew

Borathmember
64 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England


Posted:
Hot wax is a bugger. Parafin wax = good, beeswax = the evilness of hell in liquid form!

Was pouring wax onto a sculpture, tipped my hand too much and the reservoir overflowed down my hand leaving some lovely burns on my fingers and knuckles.

Oh but wait, it got worse.

Was sewing some strips of tar together (yes, tar. You can sew tar.) using a very large needle and a thumble. Pushing the needle through with my mental-enshrouded finger, my hand slipped shoving the needle, still threaded, backwards through the biggest blister on my nail base of my middle finger. So, popped the blister and then threaded the flesh with a tar-dirtied needled. Suffice to say it hurt a lot.

No scar I'm quite disappointed to say. A month has passed and the skin is only a bit red.

Funny how we always want a scar to evidence some of our most painful injuries, isn't it?

I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.


Gri-griMember
84 posts
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa


Posted:
Scars are always cool.

I've got one just under my eye that I got falling over a CD player while I was sleepwalking... umm

Needless to say, when I tell people how I got it, I was in an enormous gun fight, where I was saving kittens by deflecting bullets with a teaspoon.

Alas, the teaspoon broke, and a stray bullet caught me on the edge of my eye. Luckily managed to save the kittens though wink

Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Also don't try to burn dental floss. It get's a bit meltey and tends to drip. I know! i have two loverly burns on my leg from from doing this little bit of brilliance!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Gri-griMember
84 posts
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa


Posted:
Burn dental floss ubbidea

DANG!!!! How fast were you flossing???

Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
I wasn't flossing, I was sewing. dental floss works great for thread and is very strong. It's almost as good as waxed silk, but a lot cheaper.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
lol, so you were sewing... and all of a sudden it caught fire?

0_o

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast



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