SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ok anyone that remembers who i am/was/or forever will be......feel free to give me 2 seconds/or 2 sentences of your lives.
If all of you could supply my sorry, ignorant ass, 1 interesting fact from each and anyone who knows who I am (regarding what the fcuk they've been up to) and I'll get back to you post-haste

Love, hugz and wet dreams - x

hug ubbangel eek ubbloco juggle

Additional hugz fluff and oral sex for all the London peeps - wink

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hello and welcome to HOP!

welcome

please ensure you make an intro thread.

biggrin

Last year was my gap year.

It took it at uni though unlike most people who go off to see the world.

redface

I smoked lots though!

:smoking:

I forgot that one doesnt work anymore..... wink

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
arsn - Gold Coast, Auustralia

Avoiding to wear pants now for four months. This hasn't been working as I've been forgeting and putting pants on... redface

What about you...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i don't own any pants but it means different things over here I'm sure......
[censored] you and your welcome mr member 1881 - lol.....
Need sleeeeeep......and maybe some of that masturbation that UCOF is talking about......I might even be convinced to do it myself - lol.... wink

Keep posting peeps - I also sometimes need to feel I have friends inside my computer - lol.....xxxxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
2 sentences? right:

If all time is relative there can be no such concept as being. Discuss.

Meh


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
yes

my interesting fact: i have grown a mullet

hug

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm graduating school. And I'll be in London in may.

*Flying tackles Smallboy and smothers him in kisses*

Now you promise me you're gonna stick around this time or I won't stop!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I remember you, but you probably don't remember me.
Maybe I will just annoy you when I hit the UK next year...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
hug

Long time no talky. Hope you are well. Flown on any magic carpets lately?

smile

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hi Rozi, I haven't ridden any magic carpets but I did fly off to another planet for a little while whilst on a beach in Thailand last month.....how's u beautiful?



Hey Rouge, I recognise the name but I can't remember where we posted together last. Definitely come to London on your travels and say hello to the Spitz peeps - x



Lightning, I told you if your going to kiss me you have to use tongues or it isn't as personal - wink



Simian, can you bring your mullet along on tuesday please?

or doesn't it like being moved around in its jar?



C@ntus - I'm not sure how time, relativity or being has specific bearing on your life.....but then i chat to you on msn/hotmail (when you're talking to me anyway - lol) so I'm sure it doesn't matter too much.



The rest of you suck ubblol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
only if asked nicely

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
2 sentences.....im in my final year at school and i got a pink moheican

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Since I last saw you I've quit my job, died my hair red and been arsing round Thailand for the last 2 months.

Glad you're back, spank for coming here in secret. hug2

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


kayaBRONZE Member
newbie
3 posts
Location: ireland


Posted:
are you any good at poi r staff?

taken it v. eazy


kayaBRONZE Member
newbie
3 posts
Location: ireland


Posted:
dunno what all you made things are talkng bout so im just gonna have a blifter and listen.....

taken it v. eazy


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: SmallBoy - x


Lightning, I told you if your going to kiss me you have to use tongues or it isn't as personal - wink




Who said I wasn't using my tongue? tongue

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

Smallboy! How have you been? hug

Oh 2 sentances right?
Um... (i can't think of anything interesting that's changed in my life since i last saw you!)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Just before I had my belly cut open by evil surgeons I happened to ask Myste if she knew whatever happened to you!

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: kaya


are you any good at poi r staff?




No, he's rubbish. His evil twin is good though....

Meh


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
Written by: simian


my interesting fact: i have grown a mullet



ubblol i need to see that

im in austria for the next year, plotting my return to england

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer



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