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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


nucleonnewbie
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands


Posted:
bump!

1 the bus was late
2 the bridge was open
3 I'm a super hero in my spare time and I had to save the world first
4 its all relative, the rest of the world is early
5 I forget where I was going to while I was on the road

five non intentional juggling props (things to juggle with that are not meant that way)

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
- Fluffy toys
- Pens and pencils
- Iron, toaster and hairdryer (honest, I know a guy who does it)
- Stones
- Filmroll boxes (or whatever they're called).

Five spreads you can put on bread.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
1. vegemite

2. marmite

3. promite

4. that stuff dick smith makes and thinks people will eat it instead of vegemite

5. nutella



5 reasons i should study

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
1. to get smarter
2. to occupy time
3. so as not to waste money on education
4. because it might come in handy one day
5. because i said so biggrin

5 ways to end a relationship

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. fake your own death
2. fail at fakeing your own death
3. oh yeah.. let them down gently and explain why :P
4. start wearing sily hat's a "bit" too much
5. say everything in a sarcastic tone

5 uses of bulldog clips

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
1) extreme hair clips
2) the "how many bulldog clips can you attach to your arms" challenge
3) holding bits of paper together
4) making into a little paper bulldog a la Art Attack
5) ponder the name "Bulldog Clip"

5 reasons marmite is better than vegemite/nutella

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Note I think all of the above mentioned foodstuffs should be banned due to extremebad tasteness tongue



1- because it's english

2- because the adverts are better

3- because it has 2 M's (m&m's)

4- because the jar is funky

5- because it makes a great repellant



5 places a marmoset should hide if attacked by a herd of rampant pandas

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
1 - Under my sofa
2 - In a pond using a straw to breathe through
3 - Skegness (nobody would look for him there)
4 - any sort of sex shop (pandas dont like them)
5- behind rick waller

5 stupid insults i can use on my brother when he is being a poo poo head...

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1- sandwich (coz he's in bread -inbred wink )

2- thumbless (similar to above because not evolved)

3- do I need to converse in a series of grunts, clicks and whistles because the human language seems beyond you.

4- is that bird crap on your shoulder....oh sorry it's just your head/face

5- go put you finger in a light socket... because your so dim...

5 cunning retorts to popular insuls...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
1. you : "I'm very flattered by the offer but I just don't feel that way about you, thanks anyway,"
2. You're gay : "You wish,"* or
3. "And why are you so interested?" or
4. "Gee, you're an original one."
5. up : "Nah, I prefer to be on top."

*Though making like being gay's demeaning's especially nasty cos it's rather hard to figure a way to respond that dosen't come off as equally homophobic.

Five sorts of pattern that aren't seen enough around and about in public.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


wonderloeyenthusiast
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates


Posted:
1. Houndtooth

2. Concentric circles

3. Mission brown and bright yellow stripes

4. Red and white gingham... EVERYWHERE!

5. Pink polka dots on purple background... (What? I LOVED that when I was about 8 years old...)



5 ways of turning down people that come onto you.

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. oh my god, my baby just kicked!
2. How many times must I flush before you go away?
3. This place is full of sinners, you are one of them, you are going to hell, how do you feel about that?
4. I have to be up early tomorrow, my treatment starts.
5. Whats your position on drinking blood?

5 of the cheesiest romantic moments from films

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


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