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I personally witnessed extreme gluttony of monumental proportions, UCOF just munched a whole pallete of strawberries, with a whole tub of cream, shortly followed by a selection of miniture muffins soaked in the remainder of the offending cream.
Built like a monkey, eats like an American (no offence).
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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
sorry been doing stoopid maths all morning and has scrambled my reality centre od the brain.
good job with the strawberries and offending cream. you fat b*****d
im gonna go join mikes club seeing as the most in shape i have ever been is spherical!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
well, i am currently feilding complaints from narr (
) avoer how much i eat....for example she is currnetly fixated on how i can easily drink a liter of cordial a day, and go through a loaf of white breat in ham and chicken sandwiches in a day, while aslo eating my normal meals, which she has just informed me in my ear are large meals!
now for thos of you who have met me, im sure that you would agree im a large bugger, who isnt that fat, but is a lil fat, but for eatling like three men isnt a probelms....is it?
i would like to show my
"save ucof's appaetite flag"
but i cant spell it, and it wouldnt fit in teh post, so nm
laterdays
(this has been a broadcast from steps normal barin parts, pls dont be worried!)
Step (el-nombrie)
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Well Ucof can eat as much as i can and often does.
ill just quickly mention the three large takeaway pizzas we (ucof, me) usually munch at 2.30 in the morning, and still run downstarirs to the vending machienes.
BUT
that !"§$%&/()=??=)(/&%$§"!!"§$%&/()=??=)(/&%$§"!!"§$%&/() doesnt gain weight. No matter what the hell he eats.
i want a fast metabolism as well
but i can outdrink him at any time of day
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Location: South Wales
*munch*
I mean.. *bump*
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
I eat alot for a girl, i'm not skinny by any strech, but as long as i'm not eating KFC for three meals a day i don't generally get too fat... have been putting on a few kilo's in the last couple months though though lack of movement due to sprained ankle and lack of motivation to cook one-person meals due to lazyness...
And i think UCOF should be a mushroom and lentil pie, just cuz it's a good kind of pie to be.
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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
my diet is horrible.
one day i might have 3 meal. another ill have on 1. most school days i wont eat til 4pm.
i really dont eat much healthy either. so it kinda balances out. i guess.
cheers, pete
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
lol but you're a stick, petey! sure, helps with getting through squash racquets and all
ooh pie.. you know.. the best kind of pie?? lemon meringue...!! mmm...
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*drools*
Lemon meringue pie is the best pie in the world, ever!
*drools some more*
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
mmmmmmmmm, UCOFand pie........
*imagines pointing and laughing and UCOF tied to a flag pole while munching down on a big steak and mushroom pie*
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: York University, United Kingdom
Nononono! Banoffee Pie is the best in the world. Surely you can all see that!!!??!?!?
Chocolate Fudge Brownie pie comes a close second after that, and Lemon Meringue comes a paltry third!
Embrace the Dark Side of the Banoffee!
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7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
My mom makes the best lemon mirunangue ever
Has anyone ever seen the world eating champion? It's this little skinny Japenese guy!! I mean, stereotypes aside, you'd still expect with all the training he'd have at least a beer belly sized tum tum!!
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Location: Bristol
yeah, and he's crazy...he just slides those hot dogs right down...no chewing.
he invented this technique that everone's copied and still no one can keep up with him.
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I wonder if he's just as efficient when he's effluent?!
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Location: Bristol
ha ha ha, only you dunc, would ponder that.
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
hmmmmmmmmm... pie
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
mmmmmmm pie
everyone's unique except me
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i'm sorry, but i'm of the opinion its only a pie if it has MEAT in it. otherwise its a tart or a pastry
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No, a tart is open-faced and a pastry is smaller and thicker than a pie. A pie is covered and has a filling...possibly meat, or vegetable or fruit.
-Mike
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Perth, Australia
strawberry tart..
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I love how there are actual rules to what a pie is and what a tart is, and it CANNOT DEVIATE! OR you will be cast out!
No no the best pie is potatoe pie, mmmm with thick homemade pastry, and shredded red cabbage on the side of the plate (pickled odviously)
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lies, meat pies are the only REAL pies! vegtables and fruit are for sissies!
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1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
ah, i mostly agree, but cherry pie has yet to be beaten imo
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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No no the best pie is potatoe pie, mmmm with thick homemade pastry, and shredded red cabbage on the side of the plate (pickled odviously)
BJ, ever had sweet potato pie? I don't think they really have sweet potatoes or yams in Europe. They're an American crop. Sweet potato pie is savory enough to be a side and yet at the same time sweet enough to be a dessert. It's one of many traditional dishes made for the American Thanksgiving holiday and until you've had it, you cannot know what the best pie is.
Pickled red cabbage?
OMG, WTF is wrong with you Limeys?!?!? 
Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...
UCOF may or may not be a pie, but he is most DEFINATELY a tart.
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: ] Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...[/quote
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Nothing beats potatoe pie, with lashings of butter *drools*. I tell you what the WORST pie is though, strawberry pie! It sounds nice but the strawberrys loose all there sweetness and turn into this mushy pulpi texture which is just gross!Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
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6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
no way.. its like.. apple and rhubarb pie.. with crumble on top... mmm... the smooshiness is excellent..
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BJ, ever had sweet potato pie? I don't think they really have sweet potatoes or yams in Europe. They're an American crop. Sweet potato pie is savory enough to be a side and yet at the same time sweet enough to be a dessert. It's one of many traditional dishes made for the American Thanksgiving holiday and until you've had it, you cannot know what the best pie is.
Pickled red cabbage?
Now, back to UCOF and his pie-ness...
UCOF may or may not be a pie, but he is most DEFINATELY a tart.
Mike we have PLENTY of Sweet Potatoes, I find them best steamed in its skin and eat it like that.
Yams not so widespread but available in most Asian supermarkets but it is a nice stewed with belly pork.
Red Cabbage is alright in small doses but Jalapenos are the best!
'Limey'? I've seen you use SEVERAL traditionally British colloquialisms - TART being one of them! (I think)
Hmmmmm, could murder a pecan pie, though never tried pumpkin pie...
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
pecan pie.. ew.
so is a flan and a pie almost the same thing?
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Flan usually has an open top but 'Pecan Flan' doesn't have quite the same ri.... actually it sounds better now that I say it. Probably too many participles to pronounce...
The Pie/Flan thing isn't set in stone. Eccles Cakes aren't really cakes. And don't get me started on those appled-filled monstrosities at McDonalds
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