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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
will talk to ya tomorrow!

Step (el-nombrie)


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
nice one cole.

I have showen the page from derek and clive to a lot of people here and they love it.

I have seen it about 30 time now and I still love it.

beerchug mate

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Hey Cole - tried to send an email to your NTL addy but was bounced back. Ask your lady for details re Aug 7, hope you can join X

juggle

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey kat hug2

i meant to mention when i posted in your intro the other day that i would definitely be there but i got distracted by pictures and random things.

do you still live near that bakery that does gorgeous baclava...?
if you do, i'll have to make sure i take a trip down there when it opens in the morning and stock us all up!

anyhoo, for now i'll pm you my work email address instead - my ntl inbox often bounces emails with attachments cos it is constantly full of bloody adverts for prescription drugs (~100 per day ubbcrying).


see you soon smile kiss

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Hello mr Cole.

I bought this today.

biggrin

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
jonnnny, you are are man of high class and expensive tastes.

and this latest purchase only serves to strengthen my lofty opinion of yoo wink

now you know i want copy... ubbangel

ooh! i know - i'll swap ya for a copy of peter cook and chris morris' radio series biggrin
if i can find it that is umm

see ya soon hug

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol now that's gotta be a productive use of valubale leisure time.... now i know what i'm getting my granny for christmas! biggrin

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I want to be like this man when i am older:

https://www.geocities.com/misterhamulka/photos.htm
(Click on "Human Taxidermy caught on Camera".

He has a cool mask.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Place that sells gorgeous baklava is a fruit and veg shop. Its on a corner, kind of opposite the bus stop just before the one for my house. Had a big batch of them for Glade which was scrummy, will stock up for this weekend also. Chai & baklava, yuuuuuuuuuuuuumm! Quite gutted that I am losing my fab chai supplier but I guess I will just have to make the occasional trip to Tooting when I need a baklava fix!
Talk soon
hug

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey cole...

did the lovely miss bams and yourself make it to the ambient in the end? i seem to have missed quite a few people that were there rolleyes

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
baklava bulletin:

if anyone is too far from tooting to get their fix, the turkish supermarket on Hoe St (Walthamstow E17 yes that's E one seven) does AMAZING baklava. Haven't tried the Tooting baklava so can't compare but I just thought I'd share the knowledge smile

xxx hugs and sweet pistachio-honey-pastry kisses to everyone

Oh and it's open 24 hours ubbrollsmile

E

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
afternoon. How were your last 9 months? Been anywhere nice?

There's a good place that does baklava in Melbourne if you're ever in that neck of the woods.


Ooh also Bec and MoonPixie's mum served us some really nice baklava when FNF and I were at their house. So if you're ever in Brisbane and you happen to invited to the house of Bec and Elke's parents for dinner - and there's a vaguely turkish theme to the whole evening - then you're definitely in for a treat!!! biggrin

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
c@ntus! hello there smile

right, the last 9 months...

erm...

*damn memory - it'll kick in soon...*

*...maybe...*

i have been: to amsterdam for a long weekend (too much fun to even start talking about here); to the bjc; oop north quite a bit (lincoln, lake district, derby...); to glastonbury (was wicked as usual but while i have been to both worse and better ones tis the first time i came away using the word 'nyeh' as part of my festival description - maybe a year off is in order).

i have done the following things with my time: juggled; danced; eaten food; found the perfect woman for me (accompanied by some wooing); drank beer; cleared out and redecorated my bedroom; watched a movie.

cheers for the baklava tips - will keep them in mind next time i'm on the other side of the planet.
which incidentally will be the first time so i'll be wanting some good pastry to help stop me feeling homesick.

hug to you and yer fairy - see ya when you're standing the right way up again ubbrollsmile


sunbeam - hug to you and yer man. got your email this morning so will be replying to that/texting ya later.


dub - never made it to ambient green in the end - was a lot to ask really considering we didn't get to bed until silly o'clock the night before rolleyes


and i have to drop a hint about the tickets i just bought (managed to convince both princesses that this gig cannot be missed so will be dragging them along too biggrin):


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does anyone know who they are or what this means?!

this is going to be the most f*cked up, original gig ever - whoever thought of this needs a medal.
a really, really big one.

biggrin ubbrollsmile biggrin

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hug

nice conversation young man.

hugs all round

(ps i know what they mean)

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Mark Patten and Rahzel?

smile

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah i've heard about this... think i saw it advertised outside the jazz cafe or summit....

and ucof, who's 'mark' patton? wink

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin



i've seen rahzel a few times - the first being when he was still touring with with the roots (back in early '97).

have seen him 3 times and the roots on five separate occasions since then.



mike patton i've seen twice - once with tomahawk and once with fantomas.

if he said he would be mine, i might think about being gay but luckily for me (and my girlfriend ubblove), i've never even spoken to him wink



this gig is gonna be vocal mayhem.



and i can't bloody wait!!! biggrin

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole!!!
As you are probably well aware, you have changed your avatar!!!

WHy?

The old one freaked me out...which is why I liked it!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have a whole new sequence of avatars now smile

don't worry though - i plan to go through them over the next few weeks and end up back at me original 'mummy boy' close up umm

when you see me next (bank holiday! email bout that on its way today), you will understand...

hug

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I love the avatar biggrin

I also have this wierd hippy friend who doesnt like swearing and who is a bit odd in the head. I asked what wrong with swearing and after 2 days, 1 pack of digestives and 17 cups of tea, he replied with:

Swearing Imposes a Personal Penalty
It gives a bad impression
It makes you unpleasant to be with
It endangers your relationships
It's a tool for whiners and complainers
It reduces respect people have for you
It shows you don't have control
It's a sign of a bad attitude
It discloses a lack of character
It's immature
It reflects ignorance
It sets a bad example

Swearing is Bad for Society
It contributes to the decline of civility
It represents the dumbing down of America
It offends more people than you think
It makes others uncomfortable
It is disrespectful of others
It turns discussions into arguments
It can be a sign of hostility
It can lead to violence

Swearing corrupts the English language
It's abrasive, lazy language
It doesn't communicate clearly
It neglects more meaningful words
It lacks imagination
It has lost its effectiveness


Can you tell him he is a lying snot faced twat with the social capacity of a squashed fly biscuit please biggrin

See you on Saturday you lovely lovely man. hug

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
personally i would just reply with the sentence "stop being a cunt" wink



big contradiction there too: he concludes by saying that swearing has lost its effectiveness but it can't have done otherwise half of the first paragraph and the whole of the second paragraph are negated.



i recommend not talking to hippies at all.

unless of course you sterotype them already and only make contact when enquiring whether or not they have any good drugs to sell. peace



will call ya this evening about saturday (which hopefully can be changed into friday instead... biggrin).



hug

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
or possibly monday.


ubbloco

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
start the weekend on a monday?!!?

but that would be rubbish!



ubbangel photocopytheacrobookforuspleaserob ubbangel

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
That would be brilliant if the saturday turned into a friday.

By a bizaare twist of fate, I will be there on the friday now anyway.

There may be a hitch with the mushies. frown
I will explain all when I talk to you.

hug hug

Dont worry, be happy smile

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sort it out Jon biggrin teeheehee

hey Coleman, thank you so much for last night ubbrollsmile twas lovely.

Oi Cat photocopytheacrobookforuspleaserob ubbangel go on you know you want to ubbrollsmile

hug

Bammy
ubbrollsmile

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ditto staff girl hug


memory making me smile right now: chin balances and fishtails while waiting for the dlr... ubbrollsmile

here's the link about juggling and sh!t wink that didn't work in my email for you: link for yoo

4 minutes...




today i am feeling ---> biggrin

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
did you read your email yet frown

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
frown



just read it hug hug2 hug



sorely inadequate reply on its way frown

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dear Cole,

Im the urban spaceman baby, thats right.



Here is a picture of me taken last wednesday, just after brunch, with my offical "Uban Spaceman" licence.




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As I am now an offical urban spaceman, and I remember you telling me you wanted to becomeand astronaut when we were at glastonbury, are there any questions you would liek to ask me, that may or may not be related to my job.



It not my actual job really.



More of a hobby.



My actual job is a top spy for MI6.



Like this:


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I have also been deemed In-con-spik-u-us.



Much Love,

Jon (obviously that isnt my real name)



hug

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dear Coleycoleycoleycole,

These are the lyrics for one of my favourite songs of all time:

Artist: Skitz
Album: Countryman
Title: Fingerprints of the Gods

Roots manuva

Pen to tha paper I scream at the world
Picky headed youth dont wear no jerry curl
In the heat of the summer
More time I trembled
Nuthin dont change, I'm picky from within
The R's for the Rage
E's for the Energy
B's for the 3-4 Bounce that we count
Second E's for the Era of this young hottie youth
L presents Long term soildier stand firm
Foundation flexin stretchin out the pound
I used to want the queens head
Now I want the crown
Its in my blood stream
Shits to hard to define
Why, some get the vision an the rest tow the line
Sleepwalkin floggin the horse thats done dead
Pissin in the wind now piss drips down your leg
Is you plum or is you pleb
Dude its one an the same
One [censored] short now flush that pee brain
Put ur hand on ur lips spell d-e-r
You wanna be, fartface
An me cant spar
Like the, dooper I am I dont wanna cause friction
I hold my space an then I diss em wid the diction
Nuff of them will fear this
Its right now that they dont wish to hear this
Simple forensic but they cant get near this
Its fingerprints of god
G-O-D

Life

Keep em philosophical
My rap styles collasol to your brain
Like a line of cocaine straight up your nostril
Nowadays like aristotle
I send my message through da mic not in a bottle
A gifted mic disciple like an apostle
Hip hops my life an hustle
Lyric skils be the muscle
They be brand new like the heavies not old like some fossils
I meditate on bible scriptures
Not porno pictures
I smoke sensi bud, green like the trees of eucalyptus
Buffalo soldier from a rasta man army
I need hip hop to satisfy my soul like bob marley
Wisdoms what I give them
Flippin knowledge on the rhythm
If your talkin like a devil I'm performin exorcism
Ill cause malice, smoke a chalice in buckingham palace
Get the queen high, send her to wonder land like alice
Cos I'm a dark stranger
Not from a dirty sick chamber
Cos a star burns above my head like jesus from a manger
Lone ranger, I dont need a posse to follow
My backup be my sword I use it swift like zorro
Guided by a force similar to obi one kenobe
Walk the skies like luke an even chewbacca couldnt hold me
If ur a phoney, its lights out like james toni
An I'm confident like naseem hamed, so you dont know me
I walk in the shadows, I make you paro (paranoid)
My mind be narrow, I carry guns an laser bow an arrows

Si-phillie

I be the bingee man come back from zion
Wid the bag of sensimilila an da mic in da other hand
Bounty killa on the rampage for reala
Gonna make mad dough like my name was don miller
Chancellor exchequer mic recka
Serve it like Becker or Sampras
You know i be top class
This one is a message from king salisse i
Any pussy bwoy tess I dem bwoy gaan die
Puppet master rasta bring forth disaster
Eskimos be boppin to my [censored] in alaska
Weak emcees be droppin out cos they have ta
Convert niggas i make em go see their pastor
Power move makin
Never fakin that jamaican
Im from trinidad
When it comes to respect, I'm like ur dad
Not a fake like alexander o neil
Neva choppin off my locks like that nigga seal
The si philly hot tabasco chilli
Niggas suckin up my style like a nipple on a titty
Im flippin lyrics when I'm not on the rob
So my surgical gloves protects the prints of the gods

Skeleton

God all mighty what the devil (u star ?)
Wot the hell what on earth cha
What the bloodclaat
Wat da rass hole blast hole ina di beast
Im da blessin an da dammend an da famine an the feast
Im a man 'o' war cos I was a man of peace
Now I'm out for your neighbours like they name was annalise
Speak from a snow capped peak to the abyss
Im ugly as sin
An I'm da livin criss
Im chilled in the field an the inner city hype
Im the murderin theivin rapin type
Im the heat, the light, the cold an the dark
Im the silver back gorilla an the great white shark
Im the poorest slum I'm the richest palace
The lyricist the herbalist and the gyaliss
I can get ya down an I can get you lifted
The giver an the gifted
The bima aint fiftied
Shifted, gears I'm the tears an the laughter
The birth an the death an whatever there after
The kiss on the cheek an the kick ina de crotch
The fingerprints of god an every head'll get touch


I thought you may appreciate the words what with you being a man of class and someone who can appreciate good rhyme and rythym.

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