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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Silly Jon! U text me saying good luck and id already done it! I hope you've uncrossed everything now tho! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
ummmm not my fist. i could when i was a kid though lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Asena: You mean this one yes? smile

Vixen: Everything is uncrossed now, except for my eyes. Im going to the doctors for that tomorow. Oh..and check your pms devil

Tinklepants: No. I meant, you said a fist, and not specifically your own fist. I was wondering if the boyfriend had some odd sexual perversion.... umm eek

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ye ye that one! She kicked ass with that toothbrush, never seen such amazing moves, ninja's beware!!

quite a high rating for such a random movie. 6.7 is pretty good I'd say. hmmm, i wanna go buy it just so I can learn those tooth brush moves... biggrin

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility



Vixen: check your pms devil





umm there ought to be some grammar there! Either that or you should stay away jonny-boy.

So, on a different note, what does your mom look like?
ubblol

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I just realised I cant remember what I was going to put in the PM.
Oh wait...
I remember now.
biggrin

Kael: After a quick Google image for my mums name, it brings up old pictures...none of which are her. shrug
I guess you'll just have to meet her wink

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Did you know that in a dream I keep having, you live in a house with Roman, Minty, and Strugz? Why would that be?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
jon, can i have your address again please?

i would like to sen dyou something smile

Step (el-nombrie)


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility


Tinklepants: No. I meant, you said a fist, and not specifically your own fist. I was wondering if the boyfriend had some odd sexual perversion.... umm eek



I should be so [censored] lucky.

Any way, swiftly moving on...... ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Written by: Skully

Why would that be?




Because we are the most attractive and fantastic people you know. To have us all in the same palce at the same time would surely be an incredible occasion which would leave you in a damp puddle on the floor. biggrin hug



Mech: Certainly of course. Things are always welcome bounce



Tinkle: Are you saying you like having a fist down your throat? umm

Weirdo nana



Tidworth? censored that. rolleyes

Oh what I would give for a PSG-1 ubblol




Non-Https Image Link




*starts punching away*

grumble grumble grumble
EDITED_BY: UraniumChipOxidationFacility (1138654562)

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
*stops for a rest, panting*





Does anyone else write out the reply to a thread that you are thinking, but know that if you posted,

you would get in trouble, so you delete it and lie out of your teeth? umm



No? confused



just me then. rolleyes



*goes back to the punching*

grumble grumble grumble

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
well, yes I do that sometimes... why? whats annoying you?

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Nothing ubbangel

And I dont so much mean "lie out of your teeth", so much as, reword what you were trying to say biggrin

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooooooo so you mean from something rude and insulting so something more polite etc. I know what you mean, altho I have the habit of not rewording, then gettting into trouble. frown

plus whats all this punching about? confused

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Sort of like that.. but it was more of a "I really really want to post this rude and insulting post, but I will only be making things much worse, so I wont" sort of thing wink

and the punchbag?
Its a great way of relieving cyber stress biggrin

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
go for it!



"You're a jerk, a complete kneebiter."

*checks another one off his list



*wonders if anyone gets pop book reference. biggrin

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cheers kiss
And I said to put a link wink
No matter.

Its almost home time!
Only..about another hour to go! bounce

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Next time you feel that way Jon just PM the message to me instead. That way you'll feel like someone has read it and I get to have a good giggle biggrin

Perfect solution don'tcha think? ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dude
I meant the bf having an odd sexual perversion.... he doesn't, sadly...

Next question! lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
my bf has odd sexual perversion, what to trade...?

Step (el-nombrie)


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
why so sad on Monday honey? hug

hope all is good - see yoooooooooooou soon smile

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
Just because I never do it, I'm saying hello in here smile

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Skully: If I did that, I would shock you with the torrent of foul and abusive language I can produce when I need to wink biggrin

And I dont want to shock you.





*BOO!*

biggrin



Tinklepantaloons: I know. I was trying to make rude conversation.... ubbangel



Mech: You have a bf? eek You told me you wernt gay! wink



Helz: Sad because I was emotional and had things running aorund inside my head which have now been let out bounce

Now I only have all my appendages crossed for luck ubblol

But yes, seeeeee yoooooou sooooooooooooooon! hug



Chut-knee: wave Hello! hug

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
*bombs thread with chuck norris "facts"

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not 'hunt' because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a [censored] Indian.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

andddddddddd the last one...

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

wink

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
you forgot

Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man. He gave Jesus the gift of a beard, that Jesus wore proudly to his dying day.

biggrin

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Thats very very good Kael ubblol hug2
Thank you smile
Whered you C&P it from? wink

fireNice: Wheres all the info about Jesus going through adolescence and puberty? When did we hear in church about the time Joesph walked in on Jesus having a passionate moment with a sock? huh? huh? umm

I wish to give kisses to all those who visit my thread today. smile

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

and a special Jonny UCOF (tm) special hug... hug2 for the first person to claim it.

I hope you all have fantastic days, and realise, that as you read this.. I will probably be asleep.
Thats what I think about everynight.
You lot going "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" whilst Im working.
And I see you all tucked up in bed with your eyes closed, and I feel all happy inside ubblove

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay! i get s special Jonny hug!

bounce

hug

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Poop Gayle beat me to it! Can I have like a second hand special hug if I hug Gayle?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
sorry i didnt get back to you last night dude,

i got busy saving teh galaxy from the empire, to take my mind of the horrific poster presentation i have to do today :S

25% of my coure marks rest on me doing a goo job :S

holly poo,

ill et you know how it goes later ok?

nice to hear you ae all tucked up in bed, hoe you are warm, and snug, what would you like for dinner?

Step (el-nombrie)


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I would like to see Holly poo, mech.

Jon hug2 and enjoy it...

ubbrollsmile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile



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