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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
*ahem*

That charts mighty accurate isn't it ?

ubblol

ubblol some more.

Gawd I'm in a cheeky and chessey mood.

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I sometimes present it to potential dates to get them all worried wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
In what way ?

As in "this is what I expect?"

lol

E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Imagine going on a date like that, talk about performance anxiety !

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
So you're a lady who like to keep them on their toes! ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
kinda... also if they just believe it that means they're quite gullible. Which can be good or bad ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: blu_valley



So you're a lady who like to keep them on their toes! ubblol



When not making them curl...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
charming as always, Neon... thanks spank

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*remenices* Ahhhh...curly toes......

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Don't, not had the chance for months ! Been too busy being hung-up on one girl and working hard the rest of the time !

But, in my experience-by-proxy the height/shoe size thing is a good guide, just not as accurate as some big fellas would like to think !

Still, I'm happy. biggrin cool wink ubblol

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well I am short 5'7'' with size 9-10 feet, but I reckon I am pretty average - not had any complaints. . . wink though I guess I am single ubblol

I am happy... (plus just handed my thesis in soooo nothing can get me down wink )

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
....*still thinking about curly toes, gets distracted and starts thinking about curly fries*...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Aw ... used to love curly fries when I worked at Toyota ... curly fries and Mayo is what my usual breakfast was.

Need curly fries now damnit !

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
bad day. bad day. bad day... drink more wine... drink more wine.. bloody radio dedications made me feeling like crying today.. why do people get so mushy in love that they have to write to a radio station to get a song dedicated to their other half.. bad day.. drink more wine....

arse.

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
I hear you on that one - nauseating isn't it. I'm a big romantic type when the mood takes me, but I think that whilst big gestures and embaressing things can make a good impression and be very cool, it's the really private, personal stuff that really touches people.

Arse indeedy.

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
glug, glug...

it's a rather fine red by the way.. wine makes all bad things go away....

arses to relationships.. the suck.. why would anyone want to share bodily fluids with someone.. it's gross...

or so I keep telling myself.

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Mmmm ... my housemates got me drinking wine lately. Bitch. I'm normally a Newcastle Brown Ale slogging mosher, not a frickin' Lambrini girl ! (We do, however, just want to have fun ...)

They do indeed suck. Well, the best ones do in my experience! It's not gross anyway, beats being bored and unhugged !

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
hey you don't insult the grape.. it's a fine drink.. I don't think that I would insult my toilet by pouring Lambrini down it.... lol that muck is just dishwater in disguise.. wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
I'm not now ... I'm liking some Wolf Blass (sp?) and a few other bits. Seeing as I work in the pub game myself I've started to get an appreciation for the beauty of wine !

See, I can be civil and cultured and stuff. I just then go moshing and get all minging and sweaety for hours on end and then drink Tyne-Water ..... ubblol

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I second the Newcastle.

Nothing wrong with the bodily fluid thingies, it's the whole "I expect you to do this and act like that because we're going out" that's my problem. And routines. Ewwwww.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Mmmm ... Newcy brown. Nowt like a bottle of the Dog. Drink and weapon in one package !

Control and ruts is badness. Stability is good though, stops paranoia setting in ans stuff. It's all about balancing and stuff !!!!

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Agreed, balance is the key! Unforunately, my scales are lopsided.

 Written by: MisStix

I don't think that I would insult my toilet by pouring Lambrini down it....



You mean Lambrini is meant to be drunk??? I thought it was posh bog detergent.

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Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

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YakumoSILVER Member
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ctrl-v, for some reason I thought your real name was Eccles?

I know I'd met an Eccles recently...
I met a guy called tom today who said he was at Birmingham uni, and there was 'a really good poi guy called Eccles', i described you and he seemed to think so too.

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blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: MisStix


bad day. bad day. bad day... drink more wine... drink more wine.. bloody radio dedications made me feeling like crying today.. why do people get so mushy in love that they have to write to a radio station to get a song dedicated to their other half.. bad day.. drink more wine....

arse.



Aww I think it's absolutely beautiful when I see or hear stuff like that. Lots of people say couples kissing grosses them out. Fair enough if its full on snogging that you can see leading further, thats OTT, but couples who repeatedly peck each other and who hold hands all the time are beautiful. I love seeing stuff like that. It does have a habit of reminding you just how single you are, but once you are ok with being single it doesnt matter.

Grand gestures, romance, public displays of affection, all good by me biggrin I hope that the next time someone does something along those lines for you (and it WILL happen, it makes you realise just how special you really are wink )

hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
It's all good, but not when you've just broken up. Then it makes you want to cry.
*sniffle, sniffle*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh dear *pats zen on tne back*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Get angry, works for me. Go to a club, pwn the dancefloor and mosh for a few hours. Thats my usual trick ... plus it's good exercise.

I like to see it when I'm with someone as it reminds me just how great it is to be with someone. When I'm single though I just wanna remove their lips with a cheese grater.

I'm a man of extremes. devil

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
Thanks blu

EVIL you really go from one extreme to the next. I try not to get angry though, once I lose my temper it's really hard to control it. I guess it's the Tourettes that does that to me.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I cry a lot, it stops me from getting angry. I don't mean sobby oh woe is me kinda crying. I mean I think about whats bugging me while washing the dishes or something, let a couple of tears go, and I feel better once agin, I normally finish off with a bit of a jig to a really silly song in the kitchen. I live with my best friend, so when I'm doing my silly dancing he often comes and joins me for the finale at least and the world makes sense for me yet again. biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
I know what you mean blu, I usually do it when I listen to Josh Groban and then I sing as loud as I can and people in the traffic look at me funny.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


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