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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


blu_valleySILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol...

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Dentrassi


Dwarf...Dr... fireman... are you guys going for a new version of the Village People or something???



ubblol I can just picture it! 87-Jon could be the gay elf, he's got the long hair and fine bone structure for it! Maybe a Star Wars Trooper uniform? ubblol

I wish I was any good at photoshopping, I'd make a band picture!

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Birgit - I use Photoshop professionally... ubbangel

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DentrassiGOLD Member
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3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Star Wars Trooper outfit??? you realise if you combine Tolkein creatures with Star Wars outfit, your disturbingly close to out-nerding the entire Universe!!!!

all you need is to combine that appalling hellspawn creation with some technical-poi-nerd-speak and the universe will implode... ubblol wink

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blu_valleySILVER Member
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Posted:
He's right you know... ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
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Posted:
*really really hopes he can*

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



And what am I supposed to be? You left me out! frown

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ummmm... a slice of toast with a bandana? tongue I left a lot of people out, but feel free to create your own Village Person and add them to my list! biggrin

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Sounds good to me! Do I get to lunge wildly at the Pope? biggrin

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
As long as you exclude me, cause I'm a =POPE= too biggrin (or rather a =MOME= but since I decided I'd prefer to be a =POPE= that's what I am really)

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


As long as you exclude me, cause I'm a =POPE= too biggrin (or rather a =MOME= but since I decided I'd prefer to be a =POPE= that's what I am really)




What, you don't like being lunged at? ubblol

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Depends on the context!! Wanna be a =POPE=, too? I can make you one!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Bubbles_SILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



dave, i will pay you to do that.... wink

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


Depends on the context!! Wanna be a =POPE=, too? I can make you one!



With an invitation like that, How can I refuse?! ubblol

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Fr34k


Lol no no the dwarf wifes just have beards so you cant tell the difference lol



Gimli could have been a chick all along...and we'd be aaaaaaalll none the wiser ubblol

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Actually, that would make the romantic looks with Legolas just erotic and not homoerotic... good hypothesis there!

https://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

and

https://www.aracnet.com/~kbuxton/discordia/ in case you were wondering what the fxxk this is all about

and

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism if you're still wondering after looking at that other website.

"A =POPE= is someone who is not under the authority of the authorities."

Yay, it's been ages since I made new =POPE=s

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DentrassiGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


OK, Neon, here's your challenge:

Dentrassi with a dwarf beard and outfit and a HUGE meteor with spikes.
EVIL in a sexy skimpy fireman thingy if such is available, and of course a helmet, holding a big hose in a suggestive way.
Matty as a Doctor, doing double-crutches.
And 87 with pointy ears in a Star Wars outfit spinning that laser staff Darth Maul had (and possibly a bow slung over his shoulder)

Think you can do that? biggrin



me with a beard?! ha! with my genetics there no hope of that happening in the real world - but feel free to photoshop away.... then again i may end up looking like a female dwarf... oh well as long as no-one has a photo of me in a dress *looks nervously around*

*yaaawwwwwwnnnnn* the long monday afternoons. im going to procrastinate for the next 5 minutes by making another cup of tea.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
oooooooooooh?!? email on its way, well done Jon hug

I'm really happy for you (if you still read this... damn. Email then wink)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
He'll be back for cake. They AAAALWAYS come back for cake. biggrin

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blu_valleySILVER Member
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197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmmmmmmm....cake... *drool*

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346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Cake = Yummyness.

I didn't check this thread over the weekend. Maybe I should have ..... this photoshop idea is most curious.... I really don't think I'm suited to skimpy outfits ... I do baggy allllll too well!

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blu_valleySILVER Member
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197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
so...wheres the cake then???

ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
cake... where?

*smothers lois in icecream* smile

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

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blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Not quite what I had in mind but it will do ubblol

*covers Pete in birthday cake*

biggrin hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Matty_BSILVER Member
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
should I point out I am not a medical doctor - unfortunately the geeky engineering type - not the sexy medical type . . . sorry to disapoint

DentrassiGOLD Member
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3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Engineering Doctorate? so have you adorned the statutory dress code of aged tweed that most engineering academics prefer? ubblol

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Better than having a bachelor degree title ubblol


I wonder if you can get a "Spinster of Information Systems" degree biggrin

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hey, I knew about the engineering, but 87 isn't a real elf either... ubblol

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*puts icecream on his birthday cake* wink ubblol

hug kiss ubblove

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


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