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Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
for lois 
I'm an ex rugby player... you never dated me 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I normally go for the tall skinny boys with long hair (what can I say, they do it for me
), this boy is breaking all the rules, but I met him through creative writing, so we have something major in common (he really likes my stuff, and flattery works! ). And when I met you Mynci, you were scarcely without a girlfriend...then I got to know you so it was too late anyway 
I'll be honest, I haven't got high hopes for this ( I don't think I'm ready for anything...with anyone at the moment), but I'd be silly not to give it a go... because you never know.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
Good luck me lady . . .
It is bitterly quiet around here
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Location: Midlands
I thought it was more tangtastically sour than bitter.
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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
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Location: South Africa
It is indeed, ppl are getting hooked up like i said last time... Except a few lonely ppl around here
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Better?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Tanks birgit
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*does happy dance*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Location: la-la land
I HATE it when guys pretend that they are single!
Been chatting to a really nice guy recently.. and then I go and check his myspazz.. nice link there to his girlfriends myspazz and everything.. lots of cute pictures and messages back and forth to each other.. and over the past few days - so his excuse of 'it finished a while ago' is just crap.. grrrrrr!
Now do I tell her that he's fooling around behind her back..??
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: MisStix
I HATE it when guys pretend that they are single!
Been chatting to a really nice guy recently.. and then I go and check his myspazz.. nice link there to his girlfriends myspazz and everything.. lots of cute pictures and messages back and forth to each other.. and over the past few days - so his excuse of 'it finished a while ago' is just crap.. grrrrrr!
Now do I tell her that he's fooling around behind her back..??
Both genders are guilty of that, i've discovered
I met someone who I thought was really genuine online, talked to her for about a month, then I got the courage to ask to meet her in person. Not for a date or anything, but I felt a strong connection and I didn't want it to be kept behind electronic walls. That's when "her partner" suddenly came into the picture when she never mentioned anything of him, and her myspace page also said she was single.
That was the start of many uncovering of other lies and flaws...Turns out she wasn't worth knowing after all
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I got my Easter parcel a bit early! Anyone want some choccie?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Location: South Africa
Bren and stix, some %$#^up happen to me as well, so yeah it seems like it is a commin thing that happens. Really turned out bad in the end hey.
Oh Stix I would tell her if I were you
ok i'm scorpio so revenge is something I do Quote for the day: Revenge is a meal best served cold.
Sad thing is the silly girl will probably just forgive him and go back for more. What is up with that?
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I'll have a choccie
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Right now there's a choice of milk chocolate, and somewhat darker almond-chili chocolate. Yummmmm.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
So does becoming a Dr. help in my bid to get out of singledom ? (sorry slightly excited right now!)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Oooooooooh Matty!!! Congrats
My funding is running out on Saturday
had a bit of a crisis about it last night "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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oh dear
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Location: South Africa
darker almond-chili chocolate
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: DR_Matty_B
So does becoming a Dr. help in my bid to get out of singledom ? (sorry slightly excited right now!)
I'm sure it won't hurt
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Location: la-la land
please pass the choccies this way..
*cracks open a can of cider* drinking alone again.. sigh..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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62 posts
Location: South Africa
Ah
*sits by MisStix* I'll sit and drink with you
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
well im about to head home and crack open a bottle of white so ill join you as well
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*Stands up* AND MY AXE!
....
Oh wait, wrong Fellowship
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
no this is the right place. dwarves are clearly the biggest pissheads in the entire LOTR series so theyll fit right in.
ive also never seen/read of a female dwarf in tolkeins works either so they must be single! (or an alternative im not going to pursue...)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Location: South Africa
Lol no no the dwarf wifes just have beards so you cant tell the difference lol
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Yeah, they put them in in the movie when Gimli said it was hard to tell them apart from the male dwarves, which was so plagiated from Terry Pratchett! (Yeah I know nearly all fantasy is stealing ideas from Tolkien in the first place, but still... was one of those unnecessary additions after having left out better bits. Grrrrr.)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
I think they made Gimli WAY too much of a comedy character. It just got annoying after a while, and sometimes it ruined otherwise excellent sequences... But I STILL
LOTR. Yes, I'm a geek. Deal with it.
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Location: Midlands
Written by: blu_valleyWritten by: DR_Matty_B
So does becoming a Dr. help in my bid to get out of singledom ? (sorry slightly excited right now!)
I'm sure it won't hurt
I see that Dr. and raise you a Fireman! Hoping to be retained at first, then go full time.
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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."
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ZORT!
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Dwarf...Dr... fireman... are you guys going for a new version of the Village People or something???
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Location: South Africa
Now all we need is an elf in a navy or police uniform
Mmm this could explaine why some of us here are single...
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It'll be up and running when we think of a new fourth character after the original one 'Civil Servant' proved a flop...
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