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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Cantus
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Don't say i never give you anything
why is he wearing a stethoscope?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Cantus
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
What a waste of a coke bottle
*Thwaps Lightning with a noodle*
Owwwww!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
He's wearing a stethoscope because he took it off you when he interupted you at work. Silly
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I *WISH*...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
but a swear i have no idea how that got up there
one minut i was backing cookies the next bam
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
What kind of cookies?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Written by: Cantus
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Don't say i never give you anything
Pwoarghhhh
for Dr L.... 
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
whimper
Getting to the other side 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Where do I sign up to get one like him?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
*giggles* Everyones loooking at that there pic...maybe you should post more to make your thread even more popular
Duhhh...OK.
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
It's me!
Only skinnier, with less hair, with more muscles, and far more attractive
Not me at all actually, is it?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
It could pass as you
In the dark
if you were squinting
and blind
and loony
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
I can see his belly button.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yeah. That would be Ryan Carnes. He's the HOTTEST MAN ON EARTH.
(Move over, Brad Pitt).
*swoon*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hotter than Jonny UCOF?
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yes, even hotter than Jonny UCOF.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
mmmmm i like visiting your thread, it has a good view.
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
hmmm, that is quite nice...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pffffft NOTHING is hotter than lil Jonny UCoF!!!! He is and will always be NUMBER 1 !
Who is that ugly dude up there anyway?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*looks for nice view*
*shrugs*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Johnny UCOF is the third-hottest man in the world, coming in JUST behind Brad Pitt and Ryan Carnes (but well ahead of Tom Cruise).
(Look, I can't let the boy's ego get TOO big, can I?
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I don't rate Brad Pitt. He just doesn't do it for me at all and he has never made me a cup of tea or helped me put my tent up before the rain came. Jonny UCoF on the other hand has made me tea and put up my tent and is my number 1 biatch....... he also has a pair of catflap fronted orange trousers! Does Brad Pitt?? No I don't think so!
Can Brad Pitt spin poi like they are part of his body??? No I don't think he can.
Face it Lightning Jonny Beats Brad Pitt hands down and I'll jelly wrestle anyone that dares say the contrary
fills up the paddling pool with lime jelly ready to take on disbelievers
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It's only a matter of time.
Like death and taxes, UCOF is inevitable....
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
And he's infectious.
And addictive.
and taller than a spectacled bear
and often seen in canterbury
and very loveable....
and I'll stop now.
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
In all honesty, Jon's hot because of who he is. Oh, he's gorgeous, to be sure. But it's his personality and...sheer Jonness that make him hot.
He's also a [censored] for sitting on my lap in the Princess Palace and teasing me.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Lightning am I going to have to Jelly wrestle you???
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
oh wow! the famous jon. i've heard so much about you mister, can i have your autograph?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
How you feeling, Jon?
*Grabs Jon by the arse*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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