Timmymember
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK


Posted:
Knock, knock. (old joke style..... smile )

Jessemember
118 posts
Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA


Posted:
Okay... I'll bite... (I'm so sure I'm going to be sorry...)"Who's there?"

Timmymember
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK


Posted:
Cows go....

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
You've got to be kidding me!!!!????? smileAlright....Cow's go who? rolleyes------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


spiffspiffmember
52 posts
Location: Boston, MA, USA


Posted:
if the punchline is something along the lines of "cows go moo, owls go who" i will be deeply disappointed.

Timmymember
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK


Posted:
It was actually "No, Cows go MOO", but I think I'll leave this Knock, knock stuff alone now.......sorry!Happy (and not too pathetic) swinging,Tim /|\

Jessemember
118 posts
Location: Pittsburgh, PA/ USA


Posted:
Oh, for god's sake... I knew I was going to be sorry. - Hey, Timmy - What kind of dog do you have any how?

spiffspiffmember
52 posts
Location: Boston, MA, USA


Posted:
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*deeply disappointed*

Timmymember
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK


Posted:
Yeah, yeah, I know, lame joke, but I found it kinda funny.....(does that say something about me? smile )Jesse, my dog is a Golden Retreiver (sp?). I got her off my sister when she moved to Jersey to live. When I got her she was fat, but I take her to work every day, so she spends all day running around in a forest, and now she's a lean, mean, poi-eating machine! Another bad thing about dog-poi stuff that I discovered was that if you poi in the garden and walk past a, erm, dog turd, and 'swish' your poi accidentally through it, not only do you get a smelly poi tail, but also dirty kitchen windows! frown Happy (poo-free) swinging,Tim /|\

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
I like spiffspiff's answer....My son thinks the joke is funny...then again he is five so what exactly does that say about you Timmy? wink------------------Pele Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir...

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
That joke ranks up there with greats like Why did the chicken cross the road/Beacause it wanted to get to the other side?But then its Wednesday morning and the week is only half over - but then I guess I'm looking at the pint half empty instead of half full. ------------------"London is a city coming down from its trip and there's going to be a lot of refugees" - Danny,Withnail & I

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Purple Dragonmember
23 posts
Location: Wellington


Posted:
I thought your joke was good

sammiemember
56 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
heeeheee......whats pink and fluffy?Pink fluffff.......whats blue and fluffy?(pink fluff holding its breath!)heeeeehehehehehhehehe! grin

gάrbǿaddict
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Posted:
Whats brown and sticky?A stickha ha peace out garbo tongue

be excellent to each other: safe:


SimosBRONZE Member
enthusiast
384 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
having met Timmy in person i can assure everyone that he is quite funny! grin not too sure about the Cows go MOO joke though....coming to think about it i actualle like it in a strange way!!! winkhappy swinging Simos

Timmymember
45 posts
Location: Bishop's Stortford, UK


Posted:
Q- What do you call a fly with no wings?A- A walk.......(Yeah, another lame one, sorry! smile )Happy swinging,Tim /|\

ALIBABAmember
52 posts
Location: ambleside


Posted:
what do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?a roll.what do you call a fly with no wings no legs and no head.a raisin.

ALIBABACHICKENMANICANSEEYOURUNDERWEAR


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
knock knock

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
umm

this thread is ancient...

but i'll bite..

but i swear, if the punch line is "a big red candle", i might just cry wink

*sigh* Who's there?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


CloudscapeSILVER Member
Member
62 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
"An interrupting cow"



Doesn't quite work in writing but if you're telling this one in real life, as the person goes



"an interrupting cow who"



You interrupt them with a big MOOOOO (ha ha ) and much hilarity ensues. ubblol



[warning - this post does not guarantee hilarity, joke tellers use this material entirely at their own risk. Telling crap jokes stunts your growth wink]

Remember what the doormouse said


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Why are pirates so popular?
They just arrrr.
ubblol hope you see this GF and pele, your kids will love it biggrin

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
The best knock knock joke is a lot like the one cloudscape told.

knock knock
who's there?
interrupting starfish
interr-(throw your hand in the person's face and shoud "blaaa!")

Of course, jokes like that sound lame writen down, but try it to somebody. It's hillarious!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fire Taigermember
105 posts

Posted:
what did the gold fish say when he ran into the wall?
DAM!

The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns
OOUUUUCCCHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
so knock knock?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Who could be there?

Jesus helps me trick people.


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
luke

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?



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