KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
I could happily kill a few people right now and feel no remorse. I am oozing hatred and bad will.

My friend just sent me this email so I herbey curse employees of Ryanair, Home Office (sorry Simian, you'll have to getsomeone to sratch your back), Irish Embassy and the ISEC

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch.

AMEN

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
damn - i thought i was having a shit day.

you can take out your frustrations on me if ya like but it has to be dealt out in the form of shouting, frowning, accidental spitting (frothing at the mouth), mild slaps, exasperated sighs and demands of tea and spliffs to calm your seethingness.

or you can have these:


i forbid you to kill me though.
or do the camel flea thing (that's harsh).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
oucha!!!

"I pitty the fool who stands in my way" - BA

humm, i will join you in your cuse and add.

May the law-making basteads get caught in thier own trap!

for you love.

Tom

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


Mr Handsmember
64 posts
Location: Cardiffy, Londony places


Posted:
It seems that fate has conspired to make many days abysmal on this day, so I embrace you in a brotherly hug and pour honey'd advice upon thine ear...
I knew a wise hedghog that once said that ballons were stupid, but he also said "I find that when things like this happen (this normally curtails to s@"£), its always good to keep a jar nearby that you can collect your hate-ooze in (like a penny jar), then when your jar is full, you can take it up to the top of an isolated hill with something you really enjoy, open the jar, empty all the anger into the air, breath in, pick up your fun thing, and roll down the hill (unless your fun thing is sharp or long thin and wrappy-round the necky)."

chill and be happy, listen to some Nick Drake and close your eyes...gets me every time...

RixatrixBRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
well that was a diff. version of the camel fleas thing i've always heard it this way...may the fleas of a thousand camels feast happily upon your flesh and also i've heard another one...i hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods!~ hehe anyway yeah

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


gάrbǿaddict
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Posted:
Oh dear , this is not the happy go lucky Kat we are used to , what you need

is some Garam ciggies (sorry , going up to chennai soon, promise to sort it out ).

Cheers up you .

garbo

be excellent to each other: safe:


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
i think you need a massage and a cup of tea....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Hestermember
24 posts
Location: China


Posted:
sit down and have a cup of coffee,smile


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