My cat's breath smells like catfood
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
My cat's breath smells like catfood
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
Step (el-nombrie)
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a trick, this is a stunt. The difference between a stunt and a trick is that a trick is something that tricks or fools the audience, a stunt is something that only an idiot would do -Ivan, Ash Circle, 10/04/03
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Nothing goes through the Lunitics dark mind... By his own Decaying HeartI love the little tacos... I love them goood G.i.rI'm gunna roll around on the floor for abit k? G.i.r
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
when it gets colder that -25, you don't really care
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
quote:One word for you, Spanner, sweetie. EPIDURAL.
Originally posted by )spanner(:
]Are we still discussing in terms of pain here?
If so, I have one word for you: CHILDBIRTH
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
D.B.
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
quote:However, the impact of poi on the balls can easily be diminished by... wearing a cup!
Originally posted by onewheeldave:
Plus, the pain of childbirth can be easily avoided by simply not having a child.
Whereas it's completely unrealistic to expect a man not to spin poi.
there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
quote:Strong blows to the penis can also cause perminant damange. Can you say Scar tissue? And if that stuff doesn't heal properly you get into the issue of peyronies, and that stuff hurts when hard.. err.. not that i'd know or anything.
Originally posted by ASTRO FAERIE:
...and with women it can cause damage as well and it hurts to go to the loo for ages.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a trick, this is a stunt. The difference between a stunt and a trick is that a trick is something that tricks or fools the audience, a stunt is something that only an idiot would do -Ivan, Ash Circle, 10/04/03
we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die
quote:If I took you out for ice cream everytime your jewels got smacked, you would be getting alot more ice cream than me....dear!
Originally posted by Dio:
And while we're on the battle of the sexes thing... when was the last time a girl took ME out for ice cream when my jewels got smacked?
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.