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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I believe this was lost in Bunny's thread.

The Chronicles of Bunny's Boobs. Part 1:

"my boobs are falling off, i'm gonna go wash them..."
So she walks to the sink, pours detergent on them, and washes them.
There is then 2 boobs sitting in the drying rack.

"now I need to dry them - they're wet!"
And promptly, the boobs are placed over a ducted heating vent.
But the ducted heating just isn't doing it for her.
So she walks over to the stove, turns the gas on, and holds her boobs over them one at a time

"oops! that almost turned out badly!"

but now they're dry and back in place.

Stay turned for the next installment of The Chronicles of Bunny's Boobs!

***she is going to kill me and I am going to lie in bed every night fretting over how she is going to get me back. but god i think this is so funny it needs to be shared***

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
yes she's going to kill you, i remember reading that, how's it lost?

oh, and I think its brilliant and needs its own thread biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

beerchug

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

I did start to write more, but I figured I was only going to get myself into trouble... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Fire BunnySILVER Member
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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
oooo you are soooo going to get it!

*sits down and plots revenge*

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


fNiGOLD Member
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Location: New York, USA


Posted:
*joins the plotting*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
*pulls up a beanbag, box of popcorn and waits for the show*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
:to Pogo69:
She says stay tuned, do you think there'll be more stories?
*Gets a towel out and lays it out to sit on, then does so.*

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
pull up a piece of floor, seb... I reckon there's gotta be more... rougie can't resist a good story...

and by the sounds of it, bunny and fni are going to add to the entertainment...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


ValuraSILVER Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
it has to be chicken fillets hey? ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
OI! fNi, why are you joining the plotting!

And Chicken: Yep wink

I can't wait til next time we go out! However I suspect I am going to need to watch my back! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

ubblol

you're so in trouble Rougie!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*joins in the plotting*

smile

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
OI!!!!!!



You can butt the hell out of it too! spank



what is this? a conspiracy? eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
yup wink

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Fire BunnySILVER Member
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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
hehehe it is going to be fantastic when i do get something to get you back with....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA devil

you wont no when... you wont no where... but somewhere... some time... il get you my pretty... and your little dog too! AHAHAHA

(and PS... there is sooooo not anything else to add to the story ubbangel)

so what do you think brad? meet me over here and wel talk
*walks over to the corner and sits down to start ploting*

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Fire BunnySILVER Member
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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
and also i would like to add, in my defence, that i had been drinking!

that my boobs were falling off, and the only way to make them stick again was to wash them,

the reason i did it in the sink was so that i could still hear rouge talking...(oh yes and thats right missy what were you talking aboug....? rolleyes )

and drying them over the overn worked very well thank you very much!

so there. tongue

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


fNiGOLD Member
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3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
*plots in the corner with the bunny and unrolls the blueprints*

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Fire BunnySILVER Member
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1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
ok i think if we strick here here and ... maybe here? what do you think?

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
well striking *points* here means *mumblemumble* and here would require *mumblemumble*....I think this might work.

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
C'mon Manda! I was too busy laughing myself stupid to talk! ubblol

ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FireTomStargazer
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Posted:
 Written by: dictionary



"boobs" [P] n. Slang

A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.

[Short for booby1.]

"boobs" [P] n. Vulgar Slang

A woman's breast.



Find me confused, what exactly was "falling off"?

confused

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


LoewanBRONZE Member
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Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Fire Bunny


ok i think if we strick here here and ... maybe here? what do you think?



I don't think it would matter where you stick them. They are absolutely delightful! Have you named them yet? I am going to enjoy your picture gallery again sometime today!! wow

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
My boobs have names...but that may be another story
ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
well... don't leave us hanging... u can't tell half a story... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
why is it, that the 1st (and only so far) post this morning that I've replied to is about breasts?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
gee pat, i dunno! ubblol

Care to enlighten us? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
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3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ubbangel

I really couldn't say...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Well i could shead some light on that if you like Pat... cause really what else would you rather be talking about.... How the weather is???? Umm... not me!! ubbidea tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*must... restrain... self... from... comment*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]



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