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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.

i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:
It's kinda like babies...

Always proud of our own hellspawn yet want to throttle other peoples...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey, just realised that you're from leyland, i work for BAE at samlesbury, so i know alot of people from your neck of the woods........anyway, that's totally off topic.....

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O.B.E.S.E.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


It's kinda like babies...

Always proud of our own hellspawn yet want to throttle other peoples...




ditto what he said wink

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
there are fart fetishists who like smelling everyone's... but that's just wrong. Really wrong!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
And now i think I've read just about every topic there is to be had lol.

Used to work with a guy whos party trick was seeing how long it would take to clear an office using particularly devastating silent but violents... But I'm not gonna go there smile

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, they're particularly bad, one of my friends has been known to clear our local pub. that one was like a bomb had gone off.

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Its to do with the body's defence and immune system.

Once something has passed safely through your body, regardless of which orifice it comes out of, your body deems it as safe and "yours".

However, when it comes to other peoples, when you smell them, your body cannot certify that it is safe and yours and thus must be foreign, and so tells your brain "ewwwwww...yuk... get away" in order to keep you safe.

shrug

I reckon....

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think it's cuz you just can't beat your own brand biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Mine smelled sorta like last night's Chinese food.

Yum! tongue wink

(Yes, I'm gross...live with it)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I wonder what the captains log mostly smelled of? ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Doc perhaps... ?:p

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
i remember reading something in a book, can't remember which one but it stuck with me, where a western guy goes to stay with a chinese family, and the mother of the family can't stand his smell (not specifically the farts, just general odour) so she started feeding him on chinese food, to make him smell better....

but i don't think you can properly smell youself, because you are around yourself the whole time, nothing should come as a big surprise, you know where you've been... And probably that's why finding unexpected dog muck on your shoe can be very unpleasant, and since you personally ate what you fart, it should come as no real surprise... i think...

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I can see this one becoming a popular thread ubblol

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I did really awful ones after eating barbecue snack-a-jacks - so bad that I was gonna fart in a bottle and post it to mynci and lmsp so they would confirm it's rankness.

And why is it when you fart it the bath, it always smells like beef - even if you havent eaten beef for weeks? Does the bath act like a bong, purifying the gas?

haha toilet humour is my specialty biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Asian people apparently think we all smell like milk, no prizes for gussing what we think there supposed to smell off (and I mean chinease asian, not the indian type asians, damit why do they have to share the same word its confusing!)
EDITED_BY: Brit_Joe (1149181810)

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cos they all are from Asia? wink

 Written by: NoN

and probably that's why finding unexpected dog muck on your shoe can be very unpleasant, and since you personally ate what you fart, it should come as no real surprise



I agree with that biggrin

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


there are fart fetishists who like smelling everyone's... but that's just wrong. Really wrong!




ubblol HAHAHAHAHA i've seen a faryt porn clip before, it's funny as you like, propper letting one rip in someones fase type stuff ubblol

faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
bf insists on doing it in the dogs face...one of these days he is getting bitten...dog currently runs and hides and rubs his nose while giving bf dirty look

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
There isn't a "gross" thread rating.

Pity. frown

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
Great thread hah...



Any girl who can talk farts like Tink is hot IMO smile



I sometimes wish I had a tube from my bum to my nose so I could get the full effect of the smell... Dont wanna taint it with all this clean air.



And while Im not a fetishist, I've always had a strange desire to fart into someones mouth and have it come out their nose so they can smell it in reverse.



Hahahaha!!!



...And after reading what I just typed, Im scared that maybe I do have a fart fetish LOL.

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We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

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Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Pen Draven


And now i think I've read just about every topic there is to be had lol.



ditto ubblol

MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
Woah, I just had a great idea...

Imagine breathing fire with farts!

All I gotta do is hook up that bum hose to my mouth and Im in business.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh, gross!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


HatsuyukiSILVER Member
Member
37 posts
Location: Frankfurt, Germany


Posted:
lolsign lolsign lolsign

that's already past gross, this is SHOCKINGLY open smile

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
i LOVE this thread! lol.

Can I ask... what is a fart? how are they made? is it true that they contain particles of our poop? Why is it if we don't fart we get sick?

One of my sisters old friends used to be able to fart on command... was pretty cool.. luckily they didn't smell.

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i never thought this thread would take off, but yay for me!
i agree with the farting in the bath post, they always smell bad in the bath, no matter what.
i also find that after a night on the beer, i get really bad ones, especially after drinking bitter or guinness.

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
I cant really smell my farts if I have them in the bath. It is fun watching the bubbles tho lol

Farts are poo, gas is just the same as any solid only the particles are sparesly spread, less dense and lighter.

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NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
 Written by: Hanz


i LOVE this thread! lol.

Can I ask... what is a fart? how are they made? is it true that they contain particles of our poop? Why is it if we don't fart we get sick?

One of my sisters old friends used to be able to fart on command... was pretty cool.. luckily they didn't smell.



Wikipedia farts, sorry i mean flatulence, the page redirected me...

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MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
Farts are a gas byproduct produced by the bacteria that work to break our food down.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Doc perhaps... ?:p



Hehehehe.... ubblol

eek HEY!!!! angry

Now wait just a minute!!! wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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