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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*wanders in with loo roll under one arm and a newspaper in hand* now...........where's the bog???
*wanders in with loo roll under one arm and a newspaper in hand* now...........where's the bog???
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Flush!
No still here
Flush, flush
Flush!
No still here
Flush, flush
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
FLUSH FLUSH!!
ROFLMAO
No bog, just flush....hehe
FLUSH FLUSH!!
ROFLMAO
No bog, just flush....hehe
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*emerges from behind the sofa whistling*
*emerges from behind the sofa whistling*
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
go blu.. new jobs rock!!!!
or is that blow???
go blu.. new jobs rock!!!!
or is that blow???
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
rock..blow...suck..its all good
I was talking to my old boss last night,hes been trying to recruit me for a while(hes now one of my housemates and moved to a different company)...with my experiance I can get an account managers job...thats like £5000 more than I'm on now!!!
Oh mother may I!!!
rock..blow...suck..its all good
I was talking to my old boss last night,hes been trying to recruit me for a while(hes now one of my housemates and moved to a different company)...with my experiance I can get an account managers job...thats like £5000 more than I'm on now!!!
Oh mother may I!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I thought it would be an appropriate time to just remind everyone that there will be GAY COWBOYS!!!!!
*smells finger*
I'm sorry, im so, so sorry (Lois knows what i'm doing)
I thought it would be an appropriate time to just remind everyone that there will be GAY COWBOYS!!!!!
*smells finger*
I'm sorry, im so, so sorry (Lois knows what i'm doing)
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
have you been sniffing dogs bums again??
have you been sniffing dogs bums again??
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't sniff them I bugger them.
I don't sniff them I bugger them.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
wayyyyyyyyy too much info!!!!
wayyyyyyyyy too much info!!!! SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Did I mention I like to be spanked?
Did I mention I like to be spanked?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
*stops immediatly*
er......................um...........er....... *runs away*
*stops immediatly*
er......................um...........er.......
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ahh, just you and me Jake. So glad we decided to stay in, just the two of us.
Ahh, just you and me Jake. So glad we decided to stay in, just the two of us.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
you sick and twisted little sh it!
I love it.
Oh yeah...and did I mention...I AM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
you sick and twisted little sh it!I love it.
Oh yeah...and did I mention...I AM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
HA, HA, HA!
Oh yea babe, I see you tomorrow for a drink. Need to see Laura tonight and wrap your present
HA, HA, HA!
Oh yea babe, I see you tomorrow for a drink. Need to see Laura tonight and wrap your present
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
okie dokey! you comming out with me tomorrow night yeah? Yohave to be with me at midnight!!!
okie dokey! you comming out with me tomorrow night yeah? Yohave to be with me at midnight!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*skips around thread* CB... why where you sniffing your finger? lol
*skips around thread* CB... why where you sniffing your finger? lol
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Its just a joke which me and Lois do all the time. We show you when we see you
Its just a joke which me and Lois do all the time. We show you when we see you
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
yay! not toooo long not tooo long! *more skipping*
yay! not toooo long not tooo long! *more skipping*
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*smacks CB on the back of the head*
Why are you not answering the phone? I told you I would call you. Now you have me worried...are you ok???
*smacks CB on the back of the head*
Why are you not answering the phone? I told you I would call you. Now you have me worried...are you ok???
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sorry babe, I done a Lee and left it in the post room when I was steeling a box. Thank god someone handed it in. The woman who gave it to me is a right nosey old cow. She said she was trying to unlock it! Good job she didn’t. If she saw any of the [censored] on there I would be talk of the company.
Sorry babe, I done a Lee and left it in the post room when I was steeling a box. Thank god someone handed it in. The woman who gave it to me is a right nosey old cow. She said she was trying to unlock it! Good job she didn’t. If she saw any of the [censored] on there I would be talk of the company.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*smacks CB over the head again* Youre already talk of the company!
Just coz you deserve it....
I thought someone had stolen you
*smacks CB over the head again* Youre already talk of the company!
Just coz you deserve it....
I thought someone had stolen you
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have stolen your fag....but now we have lost him
Phoned Paul up and he is working away today, so don't know if he can pick it up until tomorrow. If so, he will meet Kyrs at the train station. Speaking to both of them at 12:00 so it will all be sorted then.
I have stolen your fag....but now we have lost him
Phoned Paul up and he is working away today, so don't know if he can pick it up until tomorrow. If so, he will meet Kyrs at the train station. Speaking to both of them at 12:00 so it will all be sorted then.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cool, you need to get the bank account details (sort code,acc number,name on the account and bank name) and let me know asap after 12;00 so I can go put the cash in. Do you want me to put £50 in for you and you can pay me back later, or are you gonna do it and I can meet you somewhere with my cash beforehand..just to save one of us the trip?
Cool, you need to get the bank account details (sort code,acc number,name on the account and bank name) and let me know asap after 12;00 so I can go put the cash in. Do you want me to put £50 in for you and you can pay me back later, or are you gonna do it and I can meet you somewhere with my cash beforehand..just to save one of us the trip?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
As soon as I speak to him I shall give you a call babe and give him your details
Yeah if you can front the £50 for me I give it too you tonight.
Where are you going for drinks tonight?
As soon as I speak to him I shall give you a call babe and give him your details
Yeah if you can front the £50 for me I give it too you tonight.
Where are you going for drinks tonight?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Western Front. from about 7 or 8 I guess
Western Front. from about 7 or 8 I guess
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cool, cool! I have to meet my sister’s boss to pick £40 up but that’s at 7:00, so I see you at 8:00!
Cool, cool! I have to meet my sister’s boss to pick £40 up but that’s at 7:00, so I see you at 8:00!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
GOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
i wanna come
hi guys! how is all?
not long blu! actually.... less than 12 hours!
i wanna come
hi guys!
how is all?not long blu! actually.... less than 12 hours!
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ah buddy There’s going to be loads of lesbians any way.
I'm All good here thanks. How’s your good self today?
Ah buddy
There’s going to be loads of lesbians any way. I'm All good here thanks. How’s your good self today?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Not going to western fron. Just going to Hildes. I bought a bottle of tequila, southern comfort,bailys,tia maria,3 bottles of sparkling wine and uh..your mum.
Not going to western fron. Just going to Hildes. I bought a bottle of tequila, southern comfort,bailys,tia maria,3 bottles of sparkling wine and uh..your mum.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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