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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
who said anything about drinking.....
who said anything about drinking.....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Because I know what happens when we drink.........
Because I know what happens when we drink.........
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
...we have a good time???
...we have a good time???
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah that but I fancy having breakfast tomorrow.
Got really drunk last night and we was all getting into Tracy’s suitcase, zipping it up and wheeling it up and down the pub. Shortly after we was thrown out.
It was a fab night I was (drum roll)
TROLLEID!
Yeah that but I fancy having breakfast tomorrow.
Got really drunk last night and we was all getting into Tracy’s suitcase, zipping it up and wheeling it up and down the pub. Shortly after we was thrown out.
It was a fab night I was (drum roll)TROLLEID!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
*groans*
*groans*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have none of that in my thread thank you very much now wipe that up.
I have none of that in my thread thank you very much now wipe that up.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
no sympathy, you were supposed to come over to your sick best friends house and bring soup and medicine..instead, I had a spliff and went hungry.....and I blame you by the way... so you could cut your hair and go and play with your sister...*sniff*
*tries to hide teardrops welling in eyes*
no sympathy, you were supposed to come over to your sick best friends house and bring soup and medicine..instead, I had a spliff and went hungry.....and I blame you by the way... so you could cut your hair and go and play with your sister...*sniff**tries to hide teardrops welling in eyes*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
oh dear
what has been unleashed on HoP
he's not just a post whore
he's a monster
arrrgggghhhhh
what am i gunna do tonight ?
mynci? any ideas?
oh dear
what has been unleashed on HoP
he's not just a post whore
he's a monster
arrrgggghhhhh
what am i gunna do tonight ?
mynci? any ideas?
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
My best friend ditched me, while I was ill,so he could go and get trollied,and now its going to effect the little time we have left together??!!...oh by the way... I have some very big news for you tonight,need to tell you in person...but I think you are going to be mad at me...
My best friend ditched me, while I was ill,so he could go and get trollied,and now its going to effect the little time we have left together??!!...oh by the way... I have some very big news for you tonight,need to tell you in person...but I think you are going to be mad at me...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
that sounds ominous
that sounds ominous
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
So mr Bambino - I have no recollection of you saying that you actually spin anything...
you just came on here to mess about, didn't you?!
Thats how LMSP ended up here
So mr Bambino - I have no recollection of you saying that you actually spin anything...
you just came on here to mess about, didn't you?!
Thats how LMSP ended up here
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thats what your mother said.
sometimes I like to spin small fluffy things.......does that count?
Lois I don't like the sound of that.
Written by: screech
he's a monster
arrrgggghhhhh
Thats what your mother said.
sometimes I like to spin small fluffy things.......does that count?
Lois I don't like the sound of that.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
If you try to leave me remember what I told you I will do to you.
Written by: blu_valley
My best friend ditched me, while I was ill,so he could go and get trollied,and now its going to effect the little time we have left together??!!...oh by the way... I have some very big news for you tonight,need to tell you in person...but I think you are going to be mad at me...
If you try to leave me remember what I told you I will do to you.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
If you cant do a butterfly then you cant really spin lol
If you cant do a butterfly then you cant really spin lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*Goes in search of a butterfly*
..........................
*Comes back*
Cant find any butterfly’s will a moth do?
*Goes in search of a butterfly*
..........................
*Comes back*
Cant find any butterfly’s will a moth do?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I taught the little budgger everything I know in poi...and now he could teach me a thing or two!! But yeah, he just likes to fool around....hehehehe
I taught the little budgger everything I know in poi...and now he could teach me a thing or two!! But yeah, he just likes to fool around....hehehehe
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeah I kick arse and no i'm not big headed lol.
Yeah I kick arse and no i'm not big headed lol.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
no, youre only ickle!
no, youre only ickle!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I am not a s**t, hang on thats not right. I am not ickle!
I am not a s**t, hang on thats not right. I am not ickle!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
hello there, how may you be?
i am all pink and black and metal looking now
hello there, how may you be?
i am all pink and black and metal looking now
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey hey! Im all good thanks hows your good self? More then good I hope. Metal looking, sounds cool! Not that you could look much more metal when I met u lol.Hope you had a good day when you came down, it was brill!
Hey hey! Im all good thanks hows your good self? More then good I hope. Metal looking, sounds cool! Not that you could look much more metal when I met u lol.Hope you had a good day when you came down, it was brill!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*walks in, holds up two fingers to CB*
Your mum
*walks out again*
*walks in, holds up two fingers to CB*
Your mum
*walks out again*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I know shes was [censored] try my dad
I know shes was [censored] try my dad
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*GROPE*
*GROPE*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Look lo lo (cut and paste the link to address bar if it doesn't work)
https://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/bisexual%20rumours%20flatter%20gyllenhaal
He wants it. I s**t you not guy. Gay cowboys Wahoo!
Look lo lo (cut and paste the link to address bar if it doesn't work)
https://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/bisexual%20rumours%20flatter%20gyllenhaal
He wants it. I s**t you not guy. Gay cowboys Wahoo!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey gorgeous,
*GROPES back*
Impressive
Written by: Doc Lightning
*GROPE*
Hey gorgeous,
*GROPES back*
Impressive
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Lois, look at this as well
https://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/heathjake.jpg
I would be prepared to bend over and accept my destiny
Lois, look at this as well
https://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/heathjake.jpg
I would be prepared to bend over and accept my destiny
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Im not looking at any of your silly little links...just to piss you off....
luvs you!
Im not looking at any of your silly little links...just to piss you off....
luvs you!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Fair enough. The first one said:
Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays a homosexual cowboy in new movie BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN alongside HEATH LEDGER, has never had a gay experience - but he isn't afraid of the possibility of having a sexual relationship with another man.
He says, "You know it's flattering when there's a rumour that says I'm bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles.
"I'm open to whatever people want to call me. I've never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I would be afraid of it if it happened."
The second was just a photo.....
You bitch
Fair enough. The first one said:
Jake Gyllenhaal, who plays a homosexual cowboy in new movie BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN alongside HEATH LEDGER, has never had a gay experience - but he isn't afraid of the possibility of having a sexual relationship with another man.
He says, "You know it's flattering when there's a rumour that says I'm bisexual. It means I can play more kinds of roles.
"I'm open to whatever people want to call me. I've never really been attracted to men sexually, but I don't think I would be afraid of it if it happened."
The second was just a photo.....
You bitch
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh, so I guess youre going to leave me for Donnie Darko huh?
I cant compete with gay cowboys!!!
You cow!!
Ooh, so I guess youre going to leave me for Donnie Darko huh?
I cant compete with gay cowboys!!!
You cow!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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