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Login/Join to ParticipateClique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
our post normally comes at about nine o clock in the morning.
The doorbell rung at 7am this morning and after a really bad sleepless night I opened the door and got handed a package from HoP - rainbow led hacky sacks (hurrah!)
So I padded back up to my bed only to realise I'd answered the door in my underwear - not my nice lacey fancy stuff - bridget jones style undies, boring, cover's all (luckily),
grey-but-used-to-be-white old granny type things I wear to bed.
Yes I was embarrassed but hell - strobing poi rock!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
newbie
21 posts
Location: Northants, England
haha, it's got to happen to someone.. I want some LED poi, I just have to send off for my provisional driving liscense first...
Feel good saying of the week :
*Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission*
mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
355 posts
Location: Birmingham, Australia
Wasn't the sudden chill a bit of a hint that you were a bit under-dressed?
I was woken up by the doorbell once at like 6.30 from some special delivery...I knew I was only in my boxers but I didn't care because I knew that the package I was getting was more important than my own dignity
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
exactly my theory
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
If people wanna visit me that early then they must be prepared to face the consequences (i.e. seeing me at my morning best)
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
hehehe...
"package"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Yep, guys take their packages pretty seriously!
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Awww, i know how that feels!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
i dress specially for my postman, in high heels and boa with fat baggies and a studded leather hat.
They leave the post at the bottom of the dive now...
T
p.s. tinkle, Im back in the highlands now, wanna start the first inverness fire meet?
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Hehe!
"Package"
I honestly dont care what people think if they see me in my pj's. Usually my mind is non-existent at that time of the morning.
Besides, I got nice PJ's
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
i answered the door for pizza in nothing more than a large paper bag.
twas worth it though, they dared me a large pizza, and a large pizza i did get
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
im pretty sure ive answered the door to sign for a package in a towel.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Me too! I answered the door in nothing but a towel too.
The people werent impressed though...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
7 posts
I hear that answering the door nude prevents the Jehovah Witnesses from returning.
"When intelligence enhancing drugs are developed, they will for some reason fail to work in Ottawa, Ont and Washington, D.C."
Spider Robinson
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Really?!
*note to self: answer door nude*
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i want to answer the door to jehovas witnesses in a french maid costume.
once my (then) boyfriend answered the door to some JWs and i later wished i had wrapped a sheet around myself, walked out and say "honey, will you be long?"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
i answered the door to someone who i think was trying to convert me to some kind of animal jahovas witness?? didnt really understand what was going on... went something like..
*knock knock*
*open door with towel and bleary eyed from just waking up*
to which i got very confused and said i had to return to "things" to which he went even redder, started stammering and left
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
so were you *really* just waking up???
animals a place in heaven? i thought most religions didn't believe that animals had an immortal soul?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
yup, had just woken up, was wiping the sleep out of my eyes when i said hello...
yeah, i dont know what the deal with it was... was half asleep and all i could make out was animals, heaven, reserve places. was all surreal. then his reaction to me in a towel. *laffs* just nod, smile, back away slowly and quickly slam the door!
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I wanna become a postman now lol, *delivers a fake package too doc*
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Lmao, Phaerie. Gold.
i hate it when people try to force religion on you.
All you have to do is ask them if they want to join your cult.
Its like people and asking to touch my hair, its funny, they ask "can i pleeeeeease touch your hair?" and i say "can i touch yours?"
They dont ask again.
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
but the problem is that if someone replied "can i touch yours" id say "ok!"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
me too...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
you are talking about hair? right?....
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I hope so...
I always pretend I'm not home when guys come around handing out stupid pamphlets or wanting to sell you something.
The nude idea is still crossing my mind...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i remember when i was about 6, mum say some door knowckers down the street so she dragged me out into the back garden to hide until they'd gone away. i still remember vididly hiding behing the aviary and wondering what on earth mum was on about!
and then there's also mum embarrassing me with the story of some bible bashers who brought a kid with them, and friendly 3 year old me thought it was a new friend come to play!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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