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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Disclaimer"

*****************************************

In now way am i trying to offend anyone!

I am myself larger boned!

And the Intention of the thread is humour

*****************************************



Welcome to the O.B.E.S.E recruitment thread!!



What does O.B.E.S.E stand for i hear you ask, well..



OVER WEIGHT B*STARDS EMBODYING SPINNING EXCELLENCE!!



Thats right, im fed up of logging onto hop, and seeing images of toned topless men. Im fed up with being told im Fat. Im fed up of being told i cant do a move because im to big!



I want to stand up and show the hop comunity that yes, we can spin, and yes we can prance around like girls regardless of our size.... its time to end the attacks!



Whos with me?



who will support us? Who will join the Committee? who will join the ranks and stand up?



I have found a way of funding our society, i call it



"Steak & Cake", a new brand of festival shop, that will be Premiering at the next play festival, and i need people to man the stand! we will simply be selling Steak and Cake!!



join us...



wink



Right.



To join please add "O.B.E.S.E" to your Signature.

To join the chairleading squad please add

"Offical O.B.E.S.E Cheerleading Squad"



smile Let the word spread! hug

passing through, this world still lives.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
wow! how did i miss all of this... ive been away for too long. sign me up! i wanna be a cheerleader. just not one of those bring it on slutty types...

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: clarence_quack


just not one of those bring it on slutty types...




But thats the best type! biggrin

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
I wanna join!

I've been having serious "fat moments" lately, and I figured if I cant beat them, join them!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
feeling fat after eatting lots of food for the past few days!

may i recomend the twenty ounce steak from a hungry horse near you, only 9.99!!!

strugz has the all day breakfast, and it nearly broke his trouser buttons!!

passing through, this world still lives.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I haven't eaten anything today...

hmmm....

Thats no good....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
wooo sighn me up!

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
eatting is good!

i just had a massive donner kebab (okay not the best of foods) and chips, after a very hard gig!

eat everyone eat! whilst writing this thread i belched loudly twice!!

1337_poier - just add O.B.E.S.E to ur sig!!

passing through, this world still lives.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

that it did dude, i certanly needed to undo the belt a few holes ubblol

But i must say you made that 20ounce steak look like a mcdonalds cheeseburger, what was that film.........gone in 60 seconds wink

biggrin ubbrollsmile biggrin

Yay for roundness smile

Im haveing trouble in the putting on wieght department, not enought sleep - way too much work, bloody hobbit ubbloco

However i can say i can make my stomach look bigger than frodos - if say 20 more people join O.B.E.S.E then maybe ill give you a photo biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
ha... well how come i can put on weight still?

Ummm Food...

Im going on daily runs..... to the shop!

passing through, this world still lives.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
So Frodo, can I join?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
YES! just add O.B.E.S.E to your sig!!

urgh, i need breakfast!

passing through, this world still lives.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
frodo - what happens if some one in here loses weight?

is there a punishment?

Step (el-nombrie)


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think there should be!
any suggestions?

passing through, this world still lives.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
*gulp*

do you have to pass a certain limit to qualify, like losing a jean size?

Step (el-nombrie)


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
eat a 100 boiled eggs as punishment....that'll serve em right!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Oh my god I've eaten so much.

So so so so so so much.

I feel quite fat... and a little ill...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
last night i ate the biggest donner u have ever seem.

It was massive, they had on offer, small, medium, large, x large, super sized and "The King"...

i had "the king"!

It was tasty, it was three in the morning and there were loads of drunk men, who decided to challenge me to eat the ten or so chillis that i had just requested! so i ate them one after the other....! a little annoying as they found the chilli eatting more impressive than the stilts in the club that i had just done!

oh well, when u cant beat them, eat them (in a non Homosexual way *lightning*)

passing through, this world still lives.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bought an iced rich fruit cake bar (chistmas cake) as they're bringing out the seasonal goods in tesco - i ate half of it - i keep it in my undie draw so no-one finds it.

there's like 1600 calories in one pack - its all good baby hehe

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
nice...!

i like cake !

passing through, this world still lives.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
quick everyone raid tink's undies draw

back


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Frodo


oh well, when u cant beat them, eat them (in a non Homosexual way *lightning*)




1) Honestly, it hadn't occurred to me that way, you sicko. hug2

2) Really, is it limited to homosexuality, if it DOES occur to you (because you're a sicko)? biggrin

3) Jeez... I guess I deserve this. I'd start a HOP P.E.R.V.E.R.T. group...but I can't figure out the acronym yet.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Poiers
Eagerly
Ravaging
Very
Earnest &
Restless
Troops............???????

ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
People
Enjoying
Really
Very
Excitingly
Rude
Torture
?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
lol! i think you may win that one!x

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Poiers
Enjoying
Really
Very
Eccentric
Relationships and
Talking about
Sex?

Neh... Too ungainly. But we're getting there.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblolwell....almost!

LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Ahhhhh! Thread revival! I love it!
Look, look, look......cheerleaders YAY!
Sorry I'm childish but it made me laugh and thats all that counts wink

FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
sir sheep commented on how well i was doing on the O.B.E.S.E diet... today!

yah for being round!
i can certainly say after meeting flashpoint that his appointment to f.a.t.t.i.e was well earned!

passing through, this world still lives.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm in! i wanna be an O.B.E.S.E cheerleader, and i think i'd fit in well with Docs pervert group.... Now, off to eat sooommme foooooood!

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
been looking for this thread! i'm sooo O.B.E.S.E material!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


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