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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For Rita queen of cheese ,on behalf of the bmvc I bid:

something fluffy to play with
all the metallic paint in the world
10 green bottles
16 new pairs of shoes (of your choice)
1 medium sized bag of fairy dust.
the moon (its made of cheese)
a pool of custard
3 toned and topless pool-boys
some apricots
a samurai sword with dragon detail hilt
a really big boat
an evening in the company of the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a plastic spider
some green nail-polish
disco poi
and a mint chocolate

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
For swear words in welsh clap I bid:

1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos.....



wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


jinvincibleGOLD Member
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA


Posted:
Written by: LilMissSmartyPants


Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!




Okay, I'll throw in:

a first edition copy of "James and the Giant Peach"
a pillar of salt
a pair of top secret super duper light up poi
2 tix to the circus (kids get in free!)
the recipe for marshmallow peeps
a delightful splash of color
99 luftballoons
a very friendly honeybee called "Stanley"
5 elements
a 1972 Eisenhower Silver Dollar encased in a small clear acrylic cube
and
a pink dragon costume

Yellow and blue make green.


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
I combine Mynci's and my bids as he owns me, and give you the super bid (with additions)
much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos

the other sock to the odd one you always get when you do the laundry
the realisation that although the time machine has 74 years on the clock, if you go back 74 years it'll be brand new!
a dance mat
a picture of a white cloud in a snow storm (see below)







beautiful isnt it?
and a shoe named roger

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Ive decided to be fussy, and Im still up for auction... Blu_Valley and Mynci... unless you can find stuff I want... I dont want/need half of that stuff

Poirate peglegmember
58 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
i bid for rita
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times more hugs and kisses than the number of members on this fourum all da cheese in da world .all the cheese farms in the world. all of da nice things in da world. .70000 countreys of the world . My poi . my bedroom and its contents . the Crew in nuneaton . and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more love than yoni could ever give her. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nana nana nana

people say im strange im not im just wierd


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
for you i bit almost everything you could ever need, but not everything as it'd be cruel to take away all dreams

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
awwww. I have to let my baby boy have me really don't I.
Yoni, I can't say no to you coz your a sweety hug wink

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay i win


sorry mr pegleg but no one can love her more than me, sorry little dude but she's mine

i add to my bid:

1 pot of tiger balm and a lesson on how to use it
switzerland(good cheese there)
the whole south of england (good cheese and lots of loverly spinners there)
all my love
any of the counties you want(spelt rght and there are less than 70000(i think))
my pj's (just so u can not let me wear them heehee
and anything else you could possibly want

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Posted:
hehehehehehehehehehe yoni you are soooooooo nice

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh does this mean i win?

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Posted:
it does indeed mean you win

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay i win


hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug


*does the happy dance

*goes off to edit profile thingy

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
no girl can resist you hunny ubbtickled kiss

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmm maybe i should bid on here more often then, i want to sell myslef now but have already done soo, maybe i can do it using cloning

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
No...way....its fixed I tell you...did no one even LOOK at mine or Mynci's bids?Bah

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
HAHA blu and mynci missed out

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Screech you gonna auction yerself? Beware, I know where you live..... ubblol (anyway I've acquired the small chinese fruit loop)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
i wouldn't auction myself here. wrong thread ubbloco

thinking about it but not sure i wanna be owned i'm a free spirit peace

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
so whos up for auction?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
think screech should sell his soul..... I've asked but he seems shy maybe u should try

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
he doesnt need to sell himself..I think he be a black market purchase..ohhh...yesss.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
blu bid for rita was fixed I have inside scoop....Hope your happy miss cheese you have a very good owner there. wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
huh?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
how dare you accuse me of fixing a bid, and in that case how did i get lil'misss smarty pants

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I dunno dude, you got some skills...the bmvc has dominated for a long while...I just dont understand.....

*rubs chin and ponders*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
well according to miss smatypants i'm irresistable to all girls so i may be about to overcome the big corparate giant that is the BMVC.
and i think in a ratio of owners to ownee's i am winning

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Right, I'm sticking up Hanz for auction. Wether she like it or not smile

She's lovely. And australian. She will soon be owning a kombi.

What is there not too like?

BVMC: No bidding for you. Just 'cos you're a bunch of maniacs. And she doesn't want to be collectinly owned smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks for mynci*

The whole world's against us dude

*shakes head*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


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