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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
then what you do, is you start carrying a video recorder with you tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
wow, this has been an interesting thread while I've been gone...
so let's see the bidding is between Havokist and Jay Kitty? Is sniper in on this too?

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
By order of pigeon_wigeon (even though i own her and al her subsidiary rights) i'm staying out of this one. plus i've nowt left to bid with

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: kmbkitten


so let's see the bidding is between Havokist and Jay Kitty? Is sniper in on this too?




from the posts it's just between me and Jaykitty

so who wins? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*wonders what happened to his bid on kmbkitten and shrugs* lost in post obviously

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ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
oh! Linden I'm sorry! I have to say I'm not a fan of drinking though so that didn't help much.

okay, so I have come to my long awaited choice....drum roll please....
.
.
.
.
Jay Kitty! because I love cadbury eggs, and homemade poi rocks my world! Havokist had some great stuff on there too, but in the end, sorry man.
so now what does this mean? I'm just owned by JayKitty then? whee! congrats kitty

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
kitty and kitten - a match made in heaven biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*looks shocked* not a fan of drinking?
lol unfortunately (as you may have guessed) i am
its one of only a few (hundred) vices of mine :P
n btw - its ok smile im often forgotten *sniffles theatrically

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DinkBRONZE Member
member
70 posts
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom


Posted:
*wanders in* so who's up for auction at the mo then?

How many girlys have you sold so far? smile hehe

im a gemini..go figure


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
BUMP

has Miss So decided on the winner of her auction? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
u mean there are still auctions?

*prepares bidding crap*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*still waiting for my pigeon*

stupid parcelforce

Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Niiiiice biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i win i win

*does the happy dance*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*wanders into the empty room and jumps on the floor* BUMP

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*makes herself comfy*

I'm up for auction smile

=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Aimee I bid 2 pans of Yummy Yummy Bang Bangs (brownies to the real world) and cake.

Also I would throw in a large plate of spaghetti...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
oooo aimee! Shotgun ubbrollsmile

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood

Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands confused
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time rolleyes



that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me biggrin



that plus
my drapes (one cannabis one and one yin yang one)
my seriously rare saltrock display board (u wont get them anywhere else)
free surf lessons
my skim board

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*reads FRD's* list ubblol ubblol
flippin' heck!

wow, i think I'll hold out for a bit if anyone can top that wink ubblol

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
all my worldy possesions biggrin (except my fire poi - you can borrow those though)

as many head mssages as you want - as well as backs and anywhere else thats achy

cooking smile and infinte huggles/cuddles

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh my! ubblol

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
lol - all i need is the fire (well some clothes might be helpful but i can always use a blanket

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I will post more... I have to beat FRD's list!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
you can try to beat FRD's list but you cannot beat mine
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
zatoichi kicks ass

i bid with a free sample of colgates new toothpaste "colgate oxygen"

i was gunna use it tonight but ah well

i win!

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek my my aimee you are wanted! hehehe

hmmmmm *wonders how i can beat their lists......*



100 tubs of ben and jerrys (any flavuor)

a weekend on my luxury couch (when i get it)

the chance to use my new (on its way) 3 headed catherdral fire poi! eek

and more yummy yummy bang bangs that FRD and flashpoint can comprehend! biggrin

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
as above but with added

200 vouchers for meals cooked by me (im quite good)
as much ice cream as you can knick from our freezor
unlimited oppertunties to crash at my place (here or when i move to london for uni there)

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*has to make a decision soon*

squee!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Erm.... all of what I put....

erm.... plus..... erm.... we



ubbidea



Plus ill fix/replace your dead/dying staff, and teach ya stuff smile



and er.... erm.... ya like fluff? I got plenty of fluff.... in fact, i think i have the largest collection of fluff in the world... that too smile
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1118923940)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
i have the largest collection of mess to bid as well :P

um who would want to bid on me? :P id have to give stuff away

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