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taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.


"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.


"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?



Anyone got anymore??? Im bored ubbloco

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


CeCeMonetmember
25 posts
Location: Phoenix, Az


Posted:
Trust me I do this all the time

I am the evil twin

Badges.. we don't need no stinking badges

There are always two a master and an apprentice



beerchug

Her Ladyship Hot Shot


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
i never even got to see paris... <<--best movie scene ever, why, you ask? just see what happens next.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
This cannot be! I am invincible!

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
I'm melting! I'm melting! what a world... what a world...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
dont worry I know what i am doing

dont worry its not loaded

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
don't move, he can only see you if you move...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
Hi, I'm from the census bureau, can I have a moment of your time?

(and you'd better get the reference... or else...)

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Let him have it.

Getting to the other side smile


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
Yep, definitely the blue wire...

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
im not ill...

drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
where did I put the antivenom?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


Mugetsumember
74 posts
Location: Calgary


Posted:
Oh sweet jesus, it does not fear the eye spots!

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
It cant posibly get any worse!

Nothing can go wrong now...

No one will notice.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Who the hell where nirvana? (once said at my school... no ones seen him since :lol )

Hey, you smell something?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
If it's one thing i know how to do, is to drive when i'm stoned - heavy metal

I've come here to pass out lollipops and ass whoopin's and i'm fresh out of lollipops.

I'll be your huckleberry.

I stand corrected Wyatt, Your an oak.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Spin off with white gas? pssf...

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
It won't break!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
I drank what?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


nomeSILVER Member
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Don't worry, we can get a new battery for the smoke detector next week.

firebyrdSILVER Member
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom


Posted:
how 'bout this one tainted.....

I really shouldn't be skining up when I'm driving, but okay if you insist.....

(sound familiar shrug )

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Don't stand up in the...!

Don't worry, I have plenty of time to stop.

I wonder how fast it's coming at us?

Has anyone seen my pet tarantula?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
"whats this big red button do?????"

me in a shopping mall in florida when i was 4

totaly stopped all the escilators in the place oooopppsss ubbloco

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
"is it the red or blue wire?????

the red one i'm sure it's red....oh shi*....."

ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
i'm eating a big red candle

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
what did you say was in the water?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
there aren't any indians!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


FearpigSILVER Member
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)


Posted:
I'm happy now, unaccountably happy - Alan Ginsberg

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you. - Johannes Brahms

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time - Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

I'm bored with it all. - Winston Churchill

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it. - Errol Flynn

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man. - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. - Pancho Villa

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. - Oscar Wilde

OK so I had to google some of them but they still make me laugh!

"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger


BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
"i pooped a hammer"

"i ate a whole block of fibre glass insulation......my stomach is itchy"

oh brick, you are my hero (hes from anchorman smile)

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
"you forgot to turn the safety off"

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
"fire"

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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