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loki.c1687SILVER Member
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


Galathalionmember
82 posts
Location: Sweden, Mellerud


Posted:
You have very nice clothes! They would look better on my bedroomfloor

”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley


loki.c1687SILVER Member
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


Galathalionmember
82 posts
Location: Sweden, Mellerud


Posted:
or..

i am a woman of the night
oh babe, im warm and tender
you are a man of the light
oh, i wanna surrender
you'd be happy with me
i really know how to set you free!!!! *sings*

but thats sally oldfields line.. i borrow it sometimes.. ^^

”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
do you like shakin' stevens?
Yes?
Want to shake mine??

Put keys in other sex's back pocket - now i know i can't go home without you 2nite.

Do you work for DHL?
Or was it just me or were you cecking out my package??
Even my bird ubblove just laughrwd at that one!!

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
excuse me, i hate to bother you, but i seem to have lost my phone number. can i borrow yours?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


FlameSILVER Member
addict
435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

sparkey thats priceless

*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" smile


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
How old are you guys . All i've ever said is hello

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I can't say I've ever thought of using pick up lines.

I'd probably just smile at him smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Smiles would work for me . And don't forget the second or so longer look .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
*smiles*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
you guys just dont get it, the point is to make up funny lines that would absolutely never work, tis just for our own amusment wink

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Gives the second longer look

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
*blushes*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


loki.c1687SILVER Member
addict
546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah sparkys got the idea....

have you got a mirrow in ur pocket?
why?
coz i see myself in your pants....

mike.c

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Ok, here are a few...

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest girl on Earth tonight."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Wanna go turkey hunting? I'll shot and you can gobble."

"Is your dad a thief? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"If your going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon."

"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me."

"I bet you $20 your going to turn me down."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Would you mind if I did?"

"Grab your coat, you've scored."

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."

"I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag."

biggrin redface wave

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by:

"Wanna go turkey hunting? I'll shot and you can gobble."




*gasp!!* ubblol

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
nice

(guy to girl)

you've got spanner eyes, everytime i look at you my nuts go tight

are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you

shall i call mum now and tell her its breakfast for three?(only works if you live at home with your single mother)

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
nice shoes...wanna have sex?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hey, you wana go out some time, you know, out back

courtesy moe sizlack

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
'Is it hot in here or is it just you?'

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


monoSILVER Member
Member
23 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
"you've got lovely eyes..... they'd look great in a jar"







(.... or is that just sick?)
EDITED_BY: mono (1114970565)

Inspector Goggles reporting for duty.


FathomSILVER Member
member
103 posts
Location: Online!, USA


Posted:
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight.

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!


KodiacBRONZE Member
member
42 posts
Location: California, USA


Posted:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I like spaghetti,
so let's F**k

Courtesy of Fire Taiger. weavesmiley

If you strap a piece of buttered toast, butter side up, to a cats back, would the cat get stuck in mid air if thrown due to quantum indecision?


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
a guy i met at a gig a while ago actually had trousers that said 'made in heaven' on the lable, hehe

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
Do you believe that men think with their dicks?
Yes.
Then, will you blow my mind?

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


Galathalionmember
82 posts
Location: Sweden, Mellerud


Posted:
Wanna se the backseat of my car?

”Maybe this world is another planet's hell.”
-Aldous Huxley


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: sparkey!

...absolutely never work, tis just for our own amusment...




...oh

*throws away notebook*

meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
damn all of mine have been said... apart from ye olde crappy... have you got a staff in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Written by: ICoN


Do you believe that men think with their dicks?
Yes.
Then, will you blow my mind?




eek ICoN spank That is even worse that the freak that asked me if he could lick my armpits! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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