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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*mutters - stoners.....wanders out holding milkshake and polar bear jacket*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
FRD, stop being a pervert :P

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
biggrin tongue

Like u can talk, Mr. Gladwrap nana
biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
*cant dance 4 crap*

Me! Oh pick me!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
biggrin hug hug2

sweet lil dance! bounce

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*DaNcE*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
*DaNcEs with sakura*

hug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*grabs pigeon's hand and makes her DaNcE*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think we may have hi-jacked this thread... tongue biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*waits for payment*.....

_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
*hands all her random crap to sniper in a big tesco's shopping trolly*
(you can keep that too)

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
charz angel xxx

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
okay i'll put myself up for auction (i'm just that bored)

name: sparkey
age: 15
likes: quiet evenings, hideous monsters named 'floyd', sharing icecream sundaes, octopodes, the zoo, long walks on the beach, the ebola virus, grapefruit
dislikes: bad people, ticks, avacados

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
can i bet for one even though i still have one?

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i don't see why not

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*ahem* umm...

only if i can bid for sakura.....

_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
sure tongue

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm lets see

a go with my replica Blade sword
pizza sniper style - tis different and ful of home-made goodness
more random me food
accomodation with easy access to other manc spinners

howzat?

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
meh. *steals pigeon and scarpers*

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
hmmm...

If sniper steals pigeon... my owner... where does that leave me?

I dont even want 2 think aboot it...

ummmm... whos on auction again confused My internet connection @ home is far too slow 4 me to trawl thru the other pages 2 find the info...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
a free man!

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
but ive become institutionalised(sp?). I cant live with freedom... u know... like in the shawshank redemption.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
just out of curiosity, am i ever going to be bid on? i put myself up for auction 12 posts ago, and there has been no follow up

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
i post ummm... 1 bucket of 3 day old shrimp and ummmm 1 hobo sandal biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ooo shawshank. top film

*wonder if i technically own FRD in some kinda owner > grandowner > great-grandowner* hmm

might as well get the first bid in for pidji then:
Blacklight
Mirrorball
home made toad in the hole

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
rolleyes
ahem... wrong thread ladys and gents... ull be wanting the official female hop auction... and last time i checked pigeon was a girl... unless shes been taking testosterone pills tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
dude.... why won't anybody bid on me? i can't be *that* bad, surely?

whoever wins this auction gets a pm with my given name. that's gotta be worth something

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
and just what in the hell is wrong with my bid? hmmm?

shrug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
I'll bid on ya Sparkey! Feel loved

-handmade paper made by moi
-scraps from my prom dress that I'm making
-I'll one up Ilsanya on the nutella and put up 4 jars, because nutella rocks my world!
-a bunch of old/used glowsticks
-a massage (I've been told I give really good massages)

hmmm, that is all

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