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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i also bid snacks to give to you so that noddy wont go hungry

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I bid my own answer to life, the universe and everything

this understanding is so special that I understand nothing too surely nothing could beat that

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
wow im wanted!

erm.....bidding ends tomorrow at 12pm

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
well i bid my life

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
also my soul

and my undying love *in a friendly way atleast or more if you like*

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ok lauz your winning so far

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
this is gunna get silly then..... so I bid on top of the knowledge of life the universe and everything...

some cherries
chocolate sprinkles
a flake
some haribo
squirty cream

and on the nothing side might as well make it savoury so

onion bahjis
a pint
noodles
prawn crackers

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
yay. and i will also make frd be really nice to you as i have ways to do that

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i also bid my freezer and my fridge full with content including my sunny delight

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I willl feed noddy as much as he likes and when some-one tries to stop me then I will defend noddy to my very last breath

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i will give noddy food drink lots of fun toys love affection and safety
i will even take a bullet in the heart or head for him

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
that was what I was on about u nicked my idea lauz

I will personally caddy around anything he wants me to caddy around
I will build a funky buggy just for him and everyone will envy Noddy

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
hmm....cant u girls share?

i dont want to see a fight!

biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm out for noddy (*shakes head*)
to rich for my blood....
unless...
I bid....
wait for it....
A hat with a bell on.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i dont want to share i will build you a pyramid with lots of wonderful possesions in it and i will build you a castle and any other building you want

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
oooo I will build an entire universe for noddy and equip it with multi-dimensional portals for his own benefit

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i also will build you a big pool as its real hot and you can just swim in it when u want.
and when im real rich i will buy you lots of expensive cars

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i will give noddy the power to be god and create his own universe his own people he will have ultimate power

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
yeah but the multi-dimensional portals will take noddy anywhere he desires

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
Written by: mynci



I bid....
wait for it....
A hat with a bell on.




ubblol

i like...

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
you would take the losuy hat with a bell on over a whole entire universe for yourself with multi-dimensional portals that give you everything you could possibly desire?

lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
well after all i bid noddy to have freedom if i win he will not be my property but my great friend who i will look after and share stuff with and make sure he gets what he wants and is happy

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
woo hoo !
I also bid...

a little red car

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ok your all still in with it

sorry mynci i have a little red and yellow car

its in the garage...

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ladies....
my ears are big...look (today only)
noddy knows a good deal...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
i leave my bid at freedom and all he wants as my last offer as when you love like want somebody if you care enough for them you will let them decide whats best for them without getting nasty i apologise to the cat,
if your what noddy wants i hope you win, if i am i hope i win if mynci is i hope she wins. its your choice noddy

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I will personally kill Hammond on Top Gear so you can have a fun job

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ok i think im going to close this deal

lauz you win
mynci if you are avaliable im buying you!
curiosity your going to be mine!

Muwahahahaha...

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm on 1 day deal for furry mynci the neo-nightmare.
biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
good i bid:

a tuna sandwich
half a packet of quavers
a squid
a gerbil
5 fleas from a flea circus
a pair of suspenders

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


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